Grease Lightnin' Hopkins @beatleinabox.bsky.social · 08/06/2025There is a special frequency (27 kHz) that Thomas the Tank Engine whistles at that makes children lose their minds and makes adults grab their wallets in terror 000
Grease Lightnin' Hopkins @beatleinabox.bsky.social · 13/05/2025The mysteries of life are so much more intelligible when you understand that God is a painter (bipolar, refuses to take meds, hates everything he creates) 000
Grease Lightnin' Hopkins @beatleinabox.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Yassss kweeen slayyyyy (Palestinian children specifically) 010
Grease Lightnin' Hopkins @beatleinabox.bsky.social · 05/05/2025"Trump Admin to Pay Murderers and Rapists $1,000" 010
Grease Lightnin' Hopkins @beatleinabox.bsky.social · 18/03/2025My man lookin like he's headed to a Mob 47 show 000
Grease Lightnin' Hopkins @beatleinabox.bsky.social · 14/03/2025"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God" -TJ 000
Grease Lightnin' Hopkins @beatleinabox.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Here's what's going to happen if you have federal student loans: they will be sold off to private banks and they will strip out any and all federal borrower protections including the fixed interest rate. Good luck paying variable 37% APR. Fuck yr credit score--do not pay this bullshit, do not submit 000
Grease Lightnin' Hopkins @beatleinabox.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I often say they're addicted to losing, but that removes a lot of the agency of consultants who actually intentionally cripple the DNC so that they can keep selling their snake-oil to ambitious losers... 100
Grease Lightnin' Hopkins @beatleinabox.bsky.social · 15/02/2025So he thinks he's Napoleon now. Fine, whatever. Let's just hurry this shit up and get to the Paris Commune phase 000
Grease Lightnin' Hopkins @beatleinabox.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Hmm funny I don't hear anybody uncles with polarized wrap-arounds bitching about the "destruction of history." Maybe the trans people at Stonewall should've owned human chattel 010
Grease Lightnin' Hopkins @beatleinabox.bsky.social · 09/02/2025While all of you are cheering "Go Birds!" at your TVs, I'm cheering "Go Birds!" for the influenza-hobbled chickens continuing to work amid the destruction of the rule of law 200
Reposted by Grease Lightnin' HopkinsKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...kenklippenstein.comLuigi's ManifestoExclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO 429139454923
Grease Lightnin' Hopkins @beatleinabox.bsky.social · 02/12/2024You're not selling any alibis? After I stared into the vacuum of your eyes? What the fuck man 000
Grease Lightnin' Hopkins @beatleinabox.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Campaign to remove Garth's shitty synth tone from the Last Waltz 000
Grease Lightnin' Hopkins @beatleinabox.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I think I'm far enough out of professional philosophy that I can confirm publicly without fear of serious retribution that the Aufhebunga Bunga Room exists. 000