Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Family game night I want to jump out of my apartment 000
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025. . .Sports? I think you know which two are into sports. ( He snorts as he starts to shovel in the pizza into his mouth for one, massive bite. ) Mn. My mom and- my twink dad- they like watching Buffy together. 000
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Nah, nothing that really catches my eye right now? I haven’t been at home long enough to binge watch anything, either. ( Just going to channel surf as he goes to pick up his own slice. ) 110
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I mean— If you want the company. Wasn’t sure if you had plans today or not. ( Just gonna make himself nice and comfy on the couch with a sigh. ) 110
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025( Plopping a fresh pizza box with Specchio’s favorite toppings right in front of him. ) Happy Birthday. 110
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Quit callin my mom a stripper. Half of Passione dresses like one anyways 010
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Stuck on the shitter with no toilet paper I may actually kill myself everyone is ASEEP 010
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Have a nice! Evening! Dinner? Yeah? Yeah. ( 👉👉 slowly walking away…….. ) 010
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025( I think kicking her out of the band was actually worse than the break up. . . 💧 ) 000
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025That’s good. I’m glad. . . . . .🧍🏽 Tell her I’m also sorry about the band. 110
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025( Cringing. Hard. ) She’s, uh. . . She’s doing okay? 💧 110
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025// I’m a ‘Dante projects his attitude 10000% but he’s actually a big sensitive baby underneath’ truther 010
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025. . .Hey. Sir. 🧍🏽 I’m uh. A little literate. Not as smart as Biscotti, no sir. ( How QUICKLY he folds. ) 110
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Yes, it’s about the drugs. I would not be here if there were bugs. Rest in peace my little soul, taken too soon by the roaches and spiders. 110
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025// should I explain my secret Dante lore where he discovers he likes guys too post biscotti break up bc one of my seccolata fankids starts stalking him lmfao 010
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Oh, they’re definitely related. But just don’t include my uncle in the vote? I don’t know man! I can’t just— make another band! I mean I could but— Shit, no wonder Fleetwood Mac fell apart! 010
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Hard to find a judge would be non biased if I’m gonna be honest. 110
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Fuck yeah I would! What if my new neighbors are assholes? Who else am I gonna eat shitty pizza with at 2 am! 010
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025This is so fuckin awkward man. Am I going to be replaced?? Do we replace him?? Kick Biscotti out— nah, I’d probably have a hit put out on me. Shit. 110
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Glad we’re on the same page. I think it would be kinda kick ass to go live in another country with my mom actually 110
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Can my ex even kick me out of the band we formed together. Is this what divorce is like…….. who’s keeping custody of Ricotta. 110
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Nah, that be fuckin hilarious. Who’d you’d think would win?? 110
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Could you imagine if any of us kids that have parents in a polycule go through our parents having a divorce. How would custody even work. 110
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025open.spotify.com/track/61fUyb...open.spotify.comOne Step CloserLinkin Park · Hybrid Theory · Song · 2000 000
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025My ex scares me so nothing to do with her or her stupid old man, thanks. 000
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I need something to break. Something personal. 000
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Chicken noodle soup……. God knows those gremlins are eating up our pantry already 010
Reposted by Dante CiliegiaDante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Nevi’s fuck ass dad is following me. 001
Dante Ciliegia @beastieboy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025If it pisses him off then god damn, he’s definitely a twink. Being blond makes it even worse, I think. 010