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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 1h

today was less cursed but my kid got a cold so now of course i have a cold too. so. still sucks

no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

yesterday was cursed as shit but today was marginally better. badly need things to continue to improve for the week so i do not completely melt into a puddle

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

child destroyed my book? ✔️✅ delivery person delivered my groceries to somewhere i’ve literally never seen in my life and then told me “sorry idk can you look for it yourself”? ✅ car battery randomly died? ✅ package for headphones i REALLY FUCKING NEED stuck in transit for almost ten days? ✅✅✅✅✅✅

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

i have fucking had it my kid flooded my sink and put one of my jjk volumes in it i am actually so angry i don’t even know what to do

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

*guy who’s been stunlocked by depression for three weeks but it’s finally subsided voice* damn i accomplished so much today and feel so much better! i’m so much less stressed out immediately. wow

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

rice & beans is so fuckin banger. timeless fuckin classic

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

one of the most fun parts about autism is when a neurotypical says something so far from what you expected that you just get to be positively riddled with confusion and anxiety about it until the next time you can interact with them to try and suss out what they meant

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

my kid has developed an intense fixation on sonic the hedgehog so i just want to give an especially huge shoutout to people who upload hours long no commentary gameplay videos of all those games you are saving my life i bow before you

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

was like 3 minutes late to dropping my kid off to school cause i couldn’t find my fucking glasses this morning. i was walking around my apt in my fucking prescription sunglasses looking for them cause i can’t exactly drive without them 😭 and of course they wound up being under my bed again somehow

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

if one more cashier is ableist to me (i.e. openly laughs at my disability) i’m going to just go full karen i don’t even fucking care anymore. please just scan my shit so we can both be done with this why are you being a piece of shit fuck off

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

god potatoes are so fucking good. barely even fair. absolutely god tier starch in every form

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i am exceptionally miserable but i just managed a no hit no damage katana parry bully kill on pontiff sulyvahn, something i've been trying to do since i found out katana parrying existed in this game. so. brings the total number of DS3 bosses i've killed hitless up to i believe 8.

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

amazingly, today isn’t better lol

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

theres “man that sucked” and then theres the endless internal screaming i’ve got going on rn

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i hate you MARC records. i hate you i hate you i hate you 😭

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

was like UGH why can i only find the headphones i want on sale on that godforsaken website owned by that evil sociopathic freak in seattle and then i remembered who the real GOAT of ecommerce is and sure enough found them open box for almost half of THAT sale price. AND in the color i want.

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i went back to try and get one more last night and got one within 10 minutes. its really just RNG hell or you get shit immediately

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it finally happened. i missed the plunging attack onto ancient wyverns head. 500+ hrs and i've never missed it before. dang

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

being a dex enjoyer is great and all but farming sharp gems in the catacombs of carthus is actually so beyond evil. i got like seven embers and a fucking VERTEBRA SHACKLE before i got ONE sharp gem. and i really wanted three but 🥲 will have to just farm more at a later time i guess

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

also very pedestrian but its the lothric knight sword and the sunlight straight sword. and yes, i'm also one of those people that saw the irithyll straight sword on my first ever playthrough and went "oooh ice weapon, that looks fun" and ended up beating the entire game with it

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

there are only 2 straight swords in DS3 that i really really love (it generally pains me to use anything thats not a katana or twinblades) but my god watching people two hand straight swords makes me feel like this cat gif

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Cat's 'Noo' Face Reaction

Alt: gif of a cat screaming and crying with a "NOOOO" face

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

its okay halflight baby they all just hate you because they're jealous you have the best katana in the game and immaculate drip. i'll always love you and your high level dex and your gorgeous androgyny

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

also scream i finally no hit lady maria last night and it was a sub-30 second kill

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

almost forgot i had more stabbings today for touch up work. always a delight

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

also i joke about this a lot but like what an absolutely wild thing to have done while also raising a child alone and getting my masters. like i was the one doing it and even i have no idea how that happened

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it finally happened. i turned on the accursed machine and it said “🕘 1001 hours” like bitch 👏did👏i👏fucking👏ask👏

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i did some random stuff and then tried ludwig twice with the rifle spear and genuinely its a good ass weapon (i still skill issued the shit out of his fight but thats besides the point)

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

been two days i miss bloodborne i need to put the disc back in u console even if just to turn it on and have the title screen up while i do homework

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i will say being able to jack stats all the way up to 80 to absolutely maximize damage is incredibly fun though. sharp infused weapons get GOOD returns up to 80 dex so + 40 strength even with like D scaling gets your AR ridiculously high. and stacking that with miracle buffs? WHOO those numbers 🥵

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ng+5 i killed aldritch, a boss i've historically struggled with, in 55 seconds. dark souls 3 is silly lol

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

always wild to me when people in zoom class just have their cameras on in their bedroom with no background like i would rather actually evaporate and/or crumble to dust than anyone see the giant pile of stuffed pokemon and sanrio characters on my bed

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

for someone whos cooked beans as much as i have in my adult life i truly have no excuse for fucking up the water:beans ratio in a pot thats too small

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

why am i barely tired and i just realized is fucking 2:30AM please save me i am going to be dying tomorrow morning

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

despise that PS5 feature that tells you how many in game hours you have cause 850 hours a month ago and as of today it says i'm at 997 like girl mind your own fucking BUSINESS OH MY GOD

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

yeah even just after reading a wiki page about what i was suspicious of i was right, i'm definitely gonna redo this and its gonna be fun as hell 😊

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

respec'd to a really specific build for slave knight gael ng+4 and it took like 10-12 tries but it was really fun! was it optimized for killing him as quickly as possible? absolutely not. was it using a combination of status effects i've never even thought of combining? yes! and it was very fun!

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

okay i just went and killed lorian & lothric in ng+4 and that was really fun i can't lie. fucking shit up with lightning miracles just goes so hard

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i just went into the other glyph lol i dont even care i hate that fucking dungeon

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“it’ll just be a few more months” shut up shut up shut UP OH MY GOD DON’T FUCKING REMIND ME

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i was like okay i'll eat and then probably perk back up a little bit since idk why i'm even this exhausted cause i got pretty good sleep last night but nope. just as if not more tired

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

oh to be wandering around the hunters nightmare with an evelyn and a chikage. i bet hunters never get sinus pain

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i continue to beg people to stop using the word blind to mean "doesn't know anything" i feel like i shouldn't have to explain why you shouldn't say that

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

for the second time since he died i'm having a "i wish my dad was still alive" moment. i have the bare wood bench i built at age 17 that i want to stain and finish and i have no idea how to do that and my dad was an incredible woodworker for his entire life :c

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

me finding a restoration channel who makes absolutely stunning stuff: wow amazing! clear how years of experience and practice really makes for such incredible professional skill. me looking at the guys bio and realizing he's the same age as me and the only thing i am that good at is bloodborne:

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Picard Sad Nod - Star Trek

Alt: Picard from Star Trek nodding sadly

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

huge shout out to whoever innveted the table cloth. absolute genius shit. owe u my fuckin life

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

silent hill townfall looks so gorgeous and just truly stunning but holy shit simon babe where the HELL is your trigger discipline

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no. 1 valtr lover @beasteatersbf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

there is only one bloodborne boss i don't like killing and its ebrietas. i love her so much shes in my top 5 fights for the whole game but holy shit i always feel so goddamn bad after. like i'm in ng in this file and i need the isz chalice cause i need triangle gems but 😢 i'm sorry beautiful

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