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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 30m

She's doing a good job!! She cares about doing a good job

Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 31m

My wife is also handling the cooking most days so I'm fielding a lot of very cute questions. Just got "is a 'chicken breast half' just a chicken breast cut in half?"

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 1h

For me I think it would be a hairless 20something Alan Moore, howling wordlessly and steaming in the cold

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 1h

I produced an entirely new odor today. So intense it became like a great serpent wending about me

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 1h

If you could shed like a cicada, what would come out?

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 2h

Shortly thereafter I faked a phone call, said that my sister in law was going into labor and I needed to leave to drive the grandparents to the hospital, and I never returned

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 2h

The hygienist at the dentist I used to go to gave me a talk about how I needed to be drinking alkaline water to bring my body into alignment, and that the water had to be produced by a reverse ionization process. I asked her if I could just grind up some tums and put that in my water and she said no

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 2h

This is like the check engine light for when I need to cut my hair. If I sweat the hair becomes capacitive and continuously toggles noise cancelling on and off

A stand of hair resting against my earbud

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loren schmidt @lorenschmidt.bsky.social · 2h

we met a guy in this cave. i guess he likes caves too.

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 2h

Every time I offer my son a pointer when he's doing karate or piano practice he wants to know why I "of all people" am offering him feedback. What does this mean

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 9h

The way that white people fucking love exotified ai personas is something that should but will not be taken seriously because the atlantic made the header a picture of fountain pens docking

theatlantic.com

Yet Another Literary Prizewinner Seems to Be AI

The prestigious Caine Prize, announced last week, went to a story with many red flags.

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 9h

Now you got a brand! The Subaru™️ story

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 10h

You are given many opportunities to argue every day, but remember: saying "ok" ends the conversation

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 11h

I wish I liked ESO's combat even a little bit

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 12h

I can create a pleasant numbing sensation in my brain through singular focus and discipline

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 21h

you can BURN stuff in the smoker?? fuck this I'm not baby sitting fish slices

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 21h

Very funny that someone wrote "mind meld with sociopath???" on a white board and then had the courage to ¯\(ツ)/¯ any reasons for doing so and the resolution of the resulting conflict

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 21h

decided to check out this little settlement, which I've never been to before. very tight to get a large ship in there, but there's a weird temple or something? you can move the blue orb around to rotate the compass and it seems to influence the wind direction. wonder how long it lasts

a cramped bay inside the ring of islands

a big compass with a blue orb on one side

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 22h

this episode of voyager wrapped up in the last six minutes by tom paris and janeway turning into giant salamanders and having sex and making baby salamanders and then chakotay shot them with a phaser and they brought them back and fixed them. good job with that script gang

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 22h

got a smoker. can smoke fish to have on hand if I need emergency fish I guess!

a little barrel with slices of fish hanging over a smoking fire

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 22h

got so focused on being mad at Tom Paris I forgot to notice that the makeup is cool

tom paris lookin gross and mutated. he pulled out his tongue

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 22h

that is called "being a white boy"

Paris: My teachers at school, all the kids, everyone used to say, "Tom Paris is going..."

"...to do something important when he grows up."

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Post Gracchi brothers. Post plebeian reforms NOW

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Whatever meaning you find here, I assure you you have brought yourself

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Live whatever kind of life you want but don't shove it down my throat and try to indoctrinate my kid into it

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Third grade teacher informed my son and his friends that they are hufflepuffs

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Feelin absolutely crazy as hell on this fine day

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I exploit this constantly because I have to buy produce in prime numbers for Reasons and 1 is not enough pears and 3 is too many pears

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Autism awareness: you have been pushing it a bit lately

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Autism awareness: you belong. To a degree.

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

the guy with the theme park with the good cheese sandwiches?

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Not even close to done, but the reason she gets this way to begin with is that she gets dangerously stressed out by grooming so we have to go a little at a time, and it's hard to keep up with the amount of shed

A mound of fur equal to about 1.5 rabbits next to the rabbit

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

You can't just not get groomed. Look at yourself

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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

May I be permitted to say, if this is a safe space for me to do so, if I might, that I hate the Nugget modular play couch very much

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