Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dog surgery is oddly specific, and yet probably highly accurate 000
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Too many shadows, whispering voices Faces on posters, too many choices If, when, why, what? How much have you got? Have you got it, do you get it If so, how often? Which do you choose A hard or soft option? (How much do you need?) 010
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026She’s a briqqqq! Haus. She’s mighty mighty and she’s letting it all hang out 010
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Totally. Yeah, when the oracles hit me over the head with a message like that it’s easy for me to take it too seriously…and that is contraindicated here. 010
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yeah…and two of pentacles is also being flexible and having fun. 110
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All cocks are fat on Fat Cock Friday! Even the detachable ones! 010
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is the sort of incredibly sexy stuff I stay on social media for. Gay Bear Clown Porn! 🏳️🌈🐻🤡🍆💦 110
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Well, during COVID we discovered that the Cyber Goths had the right link all along, so maybe yeah 110
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Already ate dinner and now you got me craving dessert. Your hole makes me hungry 110
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Thank sweet baby Jesus I almost never have to do that 000
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Your inner white girl healing will not be complete until you use over-therapized language while engaging in a performative microtrend. We’re holding space for you, Vanilla Girl. 110
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026He’s like Icarus 🫠🪽 flying too close to Bey’s sun 🐝 🌞 🐝 010
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026We’re gonna call you the Coffeemaker. You’re so hot the water just boils when you hold the cup 🔥 💦 ☕️ 110
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Bro that just looks nicely decorated, not destroyed 010
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Nudes are a difficult system of measure. As are likes. Sometimes the best way to provision yourself for the journey is just to put on shoes, then do the next thing, always giving yourself permission to turn back. 020
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026That would be unimaginable!static.klipy.comRichard Simmons Shocked ReactionALT: Richard Simmons Shocked Reaction 120
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Only if the Bears get to bask in the musk of those pits. 000
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Jacking while packing is a time-honored tradition among procrasturbators. 020
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 16/06/2026The picture above this in the timeline was about landscaping, but this one makes me wanna get lost in the bush 010
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Every time you walk in the room I flood my basement. Does that count? 010
Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 06/06/2026That’s more like it. It’s a great spot for naughty things. 010