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Bearzinger

@bearzinger.bsky.social
1.7K followers 2.8K following 793 posts

Gay bear, here for the NSFW deliciousness. If you ain’t 18 or over, or are offended by gay, move along. Black Lives Matter. Trans men are real men. 40-something. Empty profiles get blocked in service to community. PDX

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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love your definition of small.
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s a good spot
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pretty sure you made these rules. Tongue.
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dog surgery is oddly specific, and yet probably highly accurate
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Too many shadows, whispering voices Faces on posters, too many choices If, when, why, what? How much have you got? Have you got it, do you get it If so, how often? Which do you choose A hard or soft option? (How much do you need?)
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know a plumber. It’s me, I’m the plumber
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She’s a briqqqq! Haus. She’s mighty mighty and she’s letting it all hang out
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Totally. Yeah, when the oracles hit me over the head with a message like that it’s easy for me to take it too seriously…and that is contraindicated here.
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Preach!
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah…and two of pentacles is also being flexible and having fun.
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All cocks are fat on Fat Cock Friday! Even the detachable ones!
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the sort of incredibly sexy stuff I stay on social media for. Gay Bear Clown Porn! 🏳️‍🌈🐻🤡🍆💦
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
¿Por qué no los dos?
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kink, not link
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, during COVID we discovered that the Cyber Goths had the right link all along, so maybe yeah
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Already ate dinner and now you got me craving dessert. Your hole makes me hungry
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ah, we see you will be wielding the quarterstaff.
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thank sweet baby Jesus I almost never have to do that
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AAAAAMEN!
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Your inner white girl healing will not be complete until you use over-therapized language while engaging in a performative microtrend. We’re holding space for you, Vanilla Girl.
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He’s like Icarus 🫠🪽 flying too close to Bey’s sun 🐝 🌞 🐝
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We’re really friendly!
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Motivation takes many forms
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Here you go
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hot in the back seat!
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Bro everything makes you horny
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yup
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Worship male penis. Up and down.
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That gooned out smile is the best!
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What’s your sign?
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We’re gonna call you the Coffeemaker. You’re so hot the water just boils when you hold the cup 🔥 💦 ☕️
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Classic procrasturbation.
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bro that just looks nicely decorated, not destroyed
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Well hey there hot George Lucas
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Um…words that contain the letter O?
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nudes are a difficult system of measure. As are likes. Sometimes the best way to provision yourself for the journey is just to put on shoes, then do the next thing, always giving yourself permission to turn back.
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Let’s go sit on the swing together bro
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is giving Red River Gorge
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Get all up in that Pittsburgh
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That would be unimaginable!
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Richard Simmons Shocked Reaction
ALT: Richard Simmons Shocked Reaction
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Penis needs what it needs.
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Only if the Bears get to bask in the musk of those pits.
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Dude I wanna get in there
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wearing briefs to bed in this heat?
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Jacking while packing is a time-honored tradition among procrasturbators.
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The picture above this in the timeline was about landscaping, but this one makes me wanna get lost in the bush
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Every time you walk in the room I flood my basement. Does that count?
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“Accidentally”
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Bearzinger @bearzinger.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
That’s more like it. It’s a great spot for naughty things.
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