meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 13hi just picture him going “weeeeeee, your’re saved”. then realizing, as the elevator hit the ground, that he could have just left the elevator with the guy. then i realize it’s probably ai engagement slop. 140
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i support him. but wtf is wrong with his parents. drew cox? seriously? he should get dick swett to endorse him. 000
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026socialism: whatever elderly people are afraid of. 011
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026trump accounts are just rebranding tax deferred savings accounts with trump’s name. it’s not innovative. 010
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026hot latanas in your area are ready for you to admire their beauty. 010
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026that’s her brand. ragebait so you share it around and the pieces of shit that agree with her share it around 000
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026a: fuck this piece of trash. b: why the fuck does he have so many first names. fucking pick one asshole. 000
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026hell yeah. i support this post. no matter how much my lower intestinal tract doesn’t 000
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026dude looks like a shaved ballsack dipped in fresh motor oil. 000
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026nahh. don’t impeach him. force him to show everyone how small his dick is. 000
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026these are warnings you pieces of shit, not directions. 110
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026order. he looked at me like i had 3 heads, said “what, what are you….” then burst out laughing. he was laughing all the way to his car. the next day he smiled and said “you know what i’m going to order”.. i’ll never forget that guy. 000
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026yah, sure it is. lol. i worked morning shift for like 6 months straight. every single weekday a tall stoic black guy was the first customer. just came in, ordered, said thank you and left. his order “a tall black eye”. the day before i was going to quit i asked him if he saw the comedy in his 100
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026is the frappuccino base still called “universal beverage base”? that one always made me laugh. 110
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i searched for it and started laughing my ass off 2658
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026and it only cost 200,000 gallons of water to do. lol. 100
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026they both looked weird to begin with. they just turned that shit up to 1000 020
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026thank you mama for keeping me alive in the late 90’s. 000
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026shit. that guy looks like an 80’s skii competition movie villan. easily one of the most punchable faces i’ve seen in a long time. 010
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i worked at starbucks. the original might as well have been cinnamon simple syrup. i can’t imagine what it’s been enshittified to now. maybe it’s just cinnamon burnt cardboard in sugar like the coffee is burnt cardboard in water. 110
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026starbucks doesn’t even call it “chai tea” as far as i remember. 100
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026every day is national pierogi day if you’re living your life properly. 010
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i mean. starbucks and chipotle are both overpriced shit, i’m not surprised 060
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 08/10/2026useless bit of information. it’s masala chai. chai literally means tea. your wife is mad because they changed the tea tea recipe. also. chipotle is mexican food like i’m a sentient hovercraft. 100
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 08/10/2026maybe people shouldn’t live on land that constantly floods. 000
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 08/10/2026he makes 1.4 million dollars a year. give me a fucking break 000
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 08/10/2026honest question. and do what? join america? be weirdly isolated? i think musk should move to mars. 010
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026because she’s a haggard ass entitled bitch who doesn’t try to fix her relationship, she tries to force compliance via a law. 140
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026when did “wallethub” become the arbiter of quality. 010
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026man. i haven’t heard the name jobs since dipshit fruited himself to death. 000
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026man. i’ve seen a few of these videos and they make me laugh my ass off every time. this is another quality hotdog tobot failure m.youtube.com/watch?v=9qCw...m.youtube.comHotdog Making Robot Fails || ViralHogYouTube video by ViralHog 000
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i’m curious if the french police have ever actually lived in france. it’s my understanding that escalating the situation has historically seemed to only enrage and mobilize french people rather than get anything done. 070
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026it’s fucking weird. just her eyelids and chin move. all the rest is dead 000
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the fuck is with her eyes.static.klipy.comWilliam Weir Event HorizonALT: William Weir Event Horizon 010
meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026is she ok? she’s shaking like a crackhead that is trying to stop themselves from searching for rocks in the carpet. 000
