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"Midnight Snack"
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"Gods, warn a guy before ya sneak up on me!
Ya almost gave me a heart attack.
I've been up since 8 workin' on this engine, and I could eat a-
...what do you mean 'What are you wearing?', it's my sweat pouch!
You expect me to be in my usual duds in THIS heat?
Dream on, bud."