Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Love the moment when your hands reach up like you’re going to try and escape, but then you pause and your hands slide down, like you’ve given in to the pleasure the cocoon has offered you 😈 000
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Mmmmm. That deep-seated desire to be like and be with those cigar men… 000
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Does that mean rubbing bellies and sniffing each others pits? Because sure 😏 000
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh my… I think Coach’s MVP needs to be added to the rotation of studs! 120
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sigh… never go up against a psychic/brainwasher villain without the backup of another psychic or anti-brainwashing conditioning! Rookie mistake! … He does look good like this, though 😏 010
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Let’s just say I’m apparently a natural talent at stimulating them 😏 110
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Mmmmm, always fun discovering just how deep a guy’s libido goes alongside him… 😈 110
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What If… Spider-Man was a very kinky gay man? 😉 000
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What happened??!! Please feel better soon!!! 😱🫂 012
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 31/08/2026More properly be a 10s or 20s band, but their first album *did* release in 2009 and I feel like she needs to be in the conversationstatic.klipy.comFlorence + The Machine - You've Got The LoveALT: Florence + The Machine - You've Got The Love 010
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Someone needs to force these kids to watch To Wong Foo, if only Vita’s explanation of the difference between transvestite, transgender, and drag queen 210
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026No, actually, Cenk. I *don’t* know what you’re talking about because I can’t read your mind. Why don’t you tell us so we’re all on the same page?static.klipy.comSay It Out Loud TwilightALT: Say It Out Loud Twilight 010
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 21/08/2026They just followed me. I reported and blocked them lol 010
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 20/08/2026B! Wasn’t that the name of the President in Dr. Strangelove, too? 110
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026static.klipy.comLuke Skywalker: You'll Find I'm Full of SurprisesALT: Luke Skywalker: You'll Find I'm Full of Surprises 010
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The hubris of playing a high schooler on film when he was well into his 30s and was incapable of altering his stage performance for the screen didn’t do the trick for you? 120
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 04/08/2026An absolute pleasure. Scintillating and searing as always 010
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026[In Love Island Announced Voice]: A hot new bombshell has entered the Celery Man stable! 😏 150
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Damn. Was hoping we would meet up at Pheromone or FurBall 😭 020
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026That flavor of self-professed ally who gets *really* angry when a queer person calls them to the table over something they did or said, no matter how gentle that call is, pisses me off to no end 010
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Also like… queer people have been making “The lady doth protest too much” jokes about Republicans for *years* and we’re almost always validated. I get being uncomfortable with lobbing accusations of our opponents being gay. But like… don’t wish disability on people. FFS. 010
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026And that doesn’t even cover the people who are genetically one sex but due to hormones develop as the other sex… 020
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I think it’s more that V5 had a really shaky launch. I appreciated the stuff that basically implied were in a very slow-motion Gehenna, but there were enough changes and missteps that it soured people on stuff. We’ll have to see if V6 undoes those lore changes or not 220
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Truly. If I were her, as soon as he made that “Children of immigrants are less Americans that the descendants of Puritans” I would’ve gone to my pastor the next day and started inquiring about separation and annulment 040
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Just seen a lot of self-professed liberals whine that minorities wanting their own spaces, self-determination, or self-governance is “literally Israel.” 010
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026In before a mediocre white liberal man starts whining “Gay Zionism bad!” 100
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I got distracted after you said “I need to punch”…static.klipy.comScully's Concerned Look in The X-FilesALT: Scully's Concerned Look in The X-Files 020
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Smooth-brained center-Leftists: “Krakoa was mutant Israel! The X-Men should never try to physically separate from humanity!” Me, who has been a queer separatist since 2022, utterly sincere: “Magneto was right.” 030
Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Did the typical “pause the gif” thing and got Haagenti. I’ll confess that’s a Goetic demon I’m unfamiliar with hahaha 020