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Paradox Bear

@bearparadox.bsky.social
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32 year old married (open) bear in Lexington, KY Nerdy and kinky ex-jock. Will gladly be your dungeon master, or play Dwarf Wizard/Bard. Writer of smut and erotica beta reader. Proponent of inclusive queer male spirituality.

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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 4h
I would say so, yes!
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck yes!
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Love the moment when your hands reach up like you’re going to try and escape, but then you pause and your hands slide down, like you’ve given in to the pleasure the cocoon has offered you 😈
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mmmmm. That deep-seated desire to be like and be with those cigar men…
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mmmmmm 🤤
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The fucking dream 🤤🥵
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does that mean rubbing bellies and sniffing each others pits? Because sure 😏
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh my… I think Coach’s MVP needs to be added to the rotation of studs!
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly I’m kind of impressed 😏
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sigh… never go up against a psychic/brainwasher villain without the backup of another psychic or anti-brainwashing conditioning! Rookie mistake! … He does look good like this, though 😏
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let’s just say I’m apparently a natural talent at stimulating them 😏
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Missed you being lewd on main 😉
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck, I want to play with that foreskin 🤤
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need to try them both 😏
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh I remember those 😏
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sushi and ice cream here 😉
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mmmmm, always fun discovering just how deep a guy’s libido goes alongside him… 😈
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cutie 😘
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What If… Spider-Man was a very kinky gay man? 😉
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well damn 🥵
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What happened??!! Please feel better soon!!! 😱🫂
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Speedo look when? 😏
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is this what the kids call “y’allternative”?
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hot damn 🥵
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
More properly be a 10s or 20s band, but their first album *did* release in 2009 and I feel like she needs to be in the conversation
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Florence + The Machine - You've Got The Love
ALT: Florence + The Machine - You've Got The Love
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Someone needs to force these kids to watch To Wong Foo, if only Vita’s explanation of the difference between transvestite, transgender, and drag queen
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No, actually, Cenk. I *don’t* know what you’re talking about because I can’t read your mind. Why don’t you tell us so we’re all on the same page?
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Say It Out Loud Twilight
ALT: Say It Out Loud Twilight
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They just followed me. I reported and blocked them lol
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
B! Wasn’t that the name of the President in Dr. Strangelove, too?
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Love the shirt 😉
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I would love to attend Mass some time… 😉
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Luke Skywalker: You'll Find I'm Full of Surprises
ALT: Luke Skywalker: You'll Find I'm Full of Surprises
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy birthday!
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The hubris of playing a high schooler on film when he was well into his 30s and was incapable of altering his stage performance for the screen didn’t do the trick for you?
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
An absolute pleasure. Scintillating and searing as always
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[In Love Island Announced Voice]: A hot new bombshell has entered the Celery Man stable! 😏
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Damn. Was hoping we would meet up at Pheromone or FurBall 😭
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That flavor of self-professed ally who gets *really* angry when a queer person calls them to the table over something they did or said, no matter how gentle that call is, pisses me off to no end
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Also like… queer people have been making “The lady doth protest too much” jokes about Republicans for *years* and we’re almost always validated. I get being uncomfortable with lobbing accusations of our opponents being gay. But like… don’t wish disability on people. FFS.
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ohhhhh, I know what I’m getting off to tonight
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
And that doesn’t even cover the people who are genetically one sex but due to hormones develop as the other sex…
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I think it’s more that V5 had a really shaky launch. I appreciated the stuff that basically implied were in a very slow-motion Gehenna, but there were enough changes and missteps that it soured people on stuff. We’ll have to see if V6 undoes those lore changes or not
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Truly. If I were her, as soon as he made that “Children of immigrants are less Americans that the descendants of Puritans” I would’ve gone to my pastor the next day and started inquiring about separation and annulment
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Big boar 🐗
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Wooooof 🤤
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just seen a lot of self-professed liberals whine that minorities wanting their own spaces, self-determination, or self-governance is “literally Israel.”
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
In before a mediocre white liberal man starts whining “Gay Zionism bad!”
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I got distracted after you said “I need to punch”…
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Scully's Concerned Look in The X-Files
ALT: Scully's Concerned Look in The X-Files
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Smooth-brained center-Leftists: “Krakoa was mutant Israel! The X-Men should never try to physically separate from humanity!” Me, who has been a queer separatist since 2022, utterly sincere: “Magneto was right.”
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Paradox Bear @bearparadox.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Did the typical “pause the gif” thing and got Haagenti. I’ll confess that’s a Goetic demon I’m unfamiliar with hahaha
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