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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Feel like I've been turning some pretty good looks at the last few weddings I've been to. 😏

Vee, in a halter style funky blue and green dress with matching blue lipstick and green eyeshadow.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What the fuck that's Tommy Shriggly

Zac Oyama's Very Important People character, Tommy Shriggly, a motivational speaker with a swollen muscular body, a mohawk, and very tiny hands and ears.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wow same (at the Bavarian beirhaus)

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hurry now to Bandit MKE if you want a sick fucking Highlander jacket.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Gonna become a "Too much fog" guy about the OoT remake like that one review of Pokemon Omega Ruby/ Sapphire that said there was too much water.

A screenshot of the Ocarina of Time remake where every fucking hill is blanketed in fog.

A screenshot of the Ocarina of Time remake where you can barely see 10 meters into Kokori village because of the fog.

Inexplicable fog desaturating the buildings in Hyrule square in the middle of the day where it's perfectly sunny out.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Thinking about the bullshit Devil Fruit mechanic Oda came up with in One Piece where you can "feed" a creature themed Devil Fruit to an inanimate object and make shit like Lassoo, the gun who became a dog, or Funkfreed the sword who is also an elephant.

Lassoo, a weird gun with a dog head for the barrel and four legs.

A sword extending to become a tusked elephant.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Behold the ugly candlesticks that have been passed through our family for every occasion, mostly just to torment newlyweds. Greg and I got them on our wedding day, my cousins are getting them this weekend lol

Two creepy 1950s era candlesticks with two cherub type kids on them. Tied to each are small pamphlets with messages from the sender of the candlesticks with well wishes and very sarcastic praise for said candlesticks.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It was funny to have friends texting us that we were on stream, we were mostly there for the free food in between canvassing runs.

Two sweaty Milwaukee residents trying to listen to helpful tips about canvassing but mostly just thinking about the free pizza in the garage

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

COMPLETE! Canvassing is fun, I love the people in this city.

A screenshot from the canvassing app showing 58 doors visited

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Supporting our friends and our fav candidate today! #hongfowi

A couple poses in front of Francesca Hong rally signs and a neon sign that reads "HONG PROUDLY SERVING WI"

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Hey in case you're wondering what disgraced former New York mayor Eric Adams is up to: He's in Wisconsin Rapids defending data centers.

Eric Adams gets heckled at an AI data center meeting in Wisconsin Rapids

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I heard about the Wayne's World set from that exhibit and I was bummed that I missed it. They do have the Harry Caray outfit on display tho!

Will Ferrell's Harry Caray costume on display, Budweiser cans scattered at his feet.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

When the Late Show with Stephen Colbert was cancelled they shipped the ENTIRE SET, columns and all, to the museum for display next summer. It'll be a huge undertaking to put together. The same guide was kind enough to let us look under the tarp to see Stephen's desk.

Crates and boxes covered with tarps, all individual pieces of the Late Show set.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The museum guide ran over when he heard me shriek in delight after I came face to face with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. He and I recounted our favorite segments together (mine is the Phantom Menace opening night).

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, cigar in his mouth, posed on top of newspaper.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Hey if you're in the Chicago area, I cannot speak highly enough of the Museum of Broadcast Communications. They have an exhibit on late night TV show hosts and the Johnny Carson portion alone is a delight. The staff are so eager to tell stories about everything too!

A man and a woman posing on a replica of the old Tonight Show set.

Various prices of Johnny Carson memorabilia and the friars club award he received.

Suits worn by Johnny Carson, Ed McMahon, and Doc Severensen

A display of the "MORE TO COME" advertisement bumper illustrations.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The whole gang was throwing up those YUTO ICE middle fingers going "LET'S GET HIGH" as we left the arena

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Ok what the fuck I should have made that connection bc Greg and I went to that exact same photo studio at the mall of America and reenacted that photo (they don't have confederate jackets anymore).

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

They have my holy grail poster for auction and so many other gems omg

The rock, Chyna, and Mick Foley posing in the ring with books for an America Library Association poster.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.

Dusty Rhodes getting drenched in champagne by his hairy homies

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Do you know what the deal with this one is? I saw it pop up on Ebay and I'm mystified.

The WWF Raw Deal card for Frankie Takes Ho-llywood

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Ahaha amazing! I was wondering if you had to just comb through mountains of mid match photos looking for certain moves. Some of the photo selections absolutely slay me. I've had this one in my wallet since before our Japan trip.

The WWF Raw Deal card for Sodas Rule! Which features Edge holding a deep purple mountain dew soda bottle, holding his thumb up

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Was looking up the old WWE Raw Deal card game and found there's a community that still makes new cards for it and I love this sheet from their beginner set.

A wall of cards for the WEE Raw Deal card came that all include a variation of Shenanigans.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Yeah, it's still #makeaterriblecomicday2026 somewhere on earth right now. Here's some cool people I saw at Summerfest last week.

People I Saw at Summerfest
A cool Mexican tio wearing a Dandadan tee.
A group of cool teens all wearing Van Halen merch.
A man with a pure white and fluffy mullet like lamb's eats.
A guy wearing an outfit color blocked like Velma Dinkley.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I look at these and always think of the Mega64 Faircast where Rocco sat on the foot vibration part and almost shit his pants

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Goth Mom and Pride Dad here to get teary eyed at the GSA kids and cheer for Hatsune Miku cosplayers

Greg, wearing a pink "Protect Trans Kids" shirt with Optimus Prime on it and Vee, posing for a photo, waiting for a pride parade to start.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

It's @sgoa.st and I's first wedding anniversary!! One year has gone by so fuckin' fast. It feels like we had our wedding just a couple of months ago. God, that ruled. We're gonna do what we love today: yelling at wrestling with friends, eating sausages, and drinking beer.

Greg and Vee posing outside of a Shinto temple in Kyoto.

Greg and Vee mimicking the cartoon cutout they had made of themselves in their wedding outfits.

Greg readying a sick German suplex on Vee at the beach.

Greg, Vee, Willow Nightingale, and referee Bryce Remsburg smiling together at a meet and greet event at The Vanguard.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Have not even gotten into the actual museum area and I'll tell you they're already kicking ass by having free menstrual products in the bathroom.

The sign for the National Railroad Museum

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Currently at beer holy land for Wisconsin.

The exterior of the smaller brewery portion of New Glarus Brewing Co.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Was recounting this story to my dad today and found the photo of how fucking hungover we were on the train the next morning. I couldn't keep anything down, but successfully did not puke in public!

Vee and Greg absolutely fucking demolished on a Yokohama train, vee is basically asleep Greg can't see straight

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Discovered a weird YouTube channel where a guy tries to teach his dog about Jesus by filling his food bowl, and then rambling some scripture at him for a few minutes while the dog drools and desperately waits for permission to eat.

A YouTube short from "fireupforjesus". The onscreen caption reads "Day 1,146 of teaching my dog about Jesus (Mark 8:14-21)

The pit bull mix dog leans in briefly to the bowl full of kibble and meat, eyes clearly worried and sad.

The dog sits up, and stares at the owner, who won't shut the hell up about Galilee or whatever, drool dripping off his jowels as he wordlessly begs to eat his food.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Hey I hate to burst your bubble but this is AI generated.

The original post from a Japanese Sora cosplayer on X the everything app of Sora at a baseball game

The cosplayer in question saying they generated the photo using AI with their face.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Anyway, I capped off my night by finishing a gift for my coworker who's moving to a different department. Turns out she's a cross stitch nerd just like me and I had no idea this whole time!

A little babushka cat cross stitch mounted on pink dudes fabric and an unlaquered wooden frame.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

So a conclusion to the catfish saga: I've identified who Brynn Jade is. His bsky handle is WriterAdam84. It closely matches his twitter author bio. He even posts about writing about Brynn, Molly, and Sam from his Wordpress blog.

Adam Ryan
@writeradam84.bsky.social
285 followers
52 following
642 posts
Currently writing a book about the Heartland Wrestling Association (HWA). Creator of History of HWA. Sometimes baseball card collector.

Writing a murder mystery right now. How about you #writers and #authors of bluesky?

[Imagine a harried writer gif.]

Adam Ryan
‪@writeradam84.bsky.social‬

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Writing short stories involving three characters (sisters Brynn & Molly and Brynn’s girlfriend Sam) and their (mis)adventures, their lives and anything else that happens in the small town in which they live.
1:54 PM · Oct 22, 2023
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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

And this appears to be the author. No tweets, and is only followed by the Small Town Stories account.

Adam
@sms_writer84
Writer of the “Small Town Stories” (@brynnmollysam) blog. Never lets the truth get in the way of a good story.
Joined November 2022

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I did some snooping and her previous handle, OneLegBrynn, lead me to an old tweet that mentioned the name. The account, Small Town Stories was a wordpress blog with fictional journal entries. It was luckily archived and shows that Brynn has been fictional since 2022. web.archive.org/web/20221101...

Small Town Stories
@brynnmollysam
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Nov 8, 2022
Did you know all three girls have their own Facebook pages?

Brynn: http://fb.me/onelegbrynn
Sam: http://fb.me/samquinniscool
Molly: http://fb.me/mollymac1994

Feel free to send them friend requests!

a very wordy wordpress "journal" written from Brynn's perspective. The text is too long to fit in the alt text.

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Nothing will beat stumbling through Shibuya, turning the corner and going "oh fuck is that Dr. Simi?". My brain was cracking in half trying to shift from Japanese to Spanish to say "Muchas gracias!"

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MALÖRT BASTARD 👑 @bearonica.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Oh yeah also we were at Chocopro tonight if this izakaya miracle wasn't enough

Soy and Mai gawking in awe during their match

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