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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@luxwinter.bsky.social looking at a pot with boiling waters and white round things in it: "IS THAT PING PONG BALLS?" Me: "..." Lux: "oh, EGGS."
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My daughter is going to a sleepover at a friend's. Friend happens to share names with our antique cat, M. I'm informing @luxwinter.bsky.social Me: Cub is going to a sleep over with M! L: But she is old and frail and has been sneezing alot lately? - ...What? - What? - ....HUMAN M! - OHHHH
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Hork is assisting with todays round of plumbing and sanitation!
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Senior Pawsultant Hork! "Silly hooman, you need to use HSS-co. Why do you have opposable thumbs but not the skill to use them, hand me the drill..."
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@luxwinter.bsky.social's obsession with dandelions has reached a new level. She has stopped hinting and says outright they must be 'killed with fire" and that "they haunt my dreams". So far I have denied all requests for procuring a Flammenwerfer. More to follow.
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Lars Wilderäng @larswilderang.cornucopia.se · 05/05/2026
European Citizens Initiative to force a stop for imports of unnecessary goods from Russia. Sign and forward this. Text is available in your EU-language by clicking on the globe symbol. citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/...
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Initiative detail | European Citizens' Initiative
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
@luxwinter.bsky.social just asked me if she "could use Theo as a Nutella warmer." Our discussions over breakfast are something else lemme tell ya.
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Lars Wilderäng @larswilderang.cornucopia.se · 03/04/2026
ICYMI: En röst på M, L och KD är en röst på SD och Kreml
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En röst på M, L och KD är en röst på SD och Kreml
Med beskedet från SD:s lydparti Moderaterna att efter valet i september kommer SD få ta plats i regeringen med ministerposter, så är alltså en röst på såväl M, L som KD en röst på SD. Och eftersom partiet fortfarande vägrar sparka ut sin Kremlpropagandist i Sölvesborg är det också en röst på Moskva, Kreml och Putin. Vid krig kan vi få en situation där enda beslutsmässiga regeringen består av 100% SD-ministrar.
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
@luxwinter.bsky.social is currently laughing so hard about her own jokes I'm afraid I need to call the ER. We were talking about geese (as you do) moving abroad in winter. Lux joked that they forgot they're "geesas" which would cause problem with the "Gänsschutz" at the "gooseportcontrol".
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Tonight me and @luxwinter.bsky.social drove down a (granted dark) road when she suddenly yells "LOOK A MONSTER oh no it was just a guy in a wheel chair."
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
@luxwinter.bsky.social:s screams of frustration over a game of Carcasonne were so blood curdling they made one cat and one cub come check to see everyone were sound of mind. They were, as it happens, not. The ancient cat now speaks softly to someone over the phone and the cub is texting her friends
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
"At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer: If it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us; it cannot come from abroad.If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher." Wise words, Abe, wise words.
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
@luxwinter.bsky.social heard me and my mother screaming the other day and thought some major family conflict was on. We were, in fact, watching biathlon. #justswedishthings
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
" @luxwinter.bsky.social, how do I build a particle collider?" "Can I have a particle collider at home? Can I centrifuge the stuffy bear into pure chemical elements?" Major is asking the real questions at breakfast today. @luxwinter.bsky.social is looking very tired suddenly.
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💙🦋 @humanity101.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
👀👆💯🙌
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
apnews.com/article/trum... Ah yes. Brilliant idea. As the japanese navy learned in WW2, huge battleships are the real deal. 'Cause submarines and carrier are for losers. So sad.
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Trump announces plans for new Navy 'battleship'
President Donald Trump has announced a bold plan for the Navy to build a new, large warship that he is calling a “battleship” as part of a larger vision to create a “Golden Fleet.”
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Lars Wilderäng @larswilderang.cornucopia.se · 21/12/2025
Funny that MAGA rambling about woke are weak fearful cowards not able to stand up against dictators like Putin.
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Lux Winter @luxwinter.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Okay nobody panic, but I’ve just realised that the piece I wrote on trauma and time and Taylor Swift landed me a spot as a citation on the Wikipedia page for my favourite Taylor Swift record. No biggie though. None. Nuh-uh.
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
@luxwinter.bsky.social has been busting her butt making a magnificent advent calendar for the Cubs. Minor just opened #1 and found Ancient Tech in form of a tamagotchi. She seems fairly thrilled by it and I'm suddenly getting flashbacks to middle school and a time when they were all the rage.
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
@luxwinter.bsky.social is making food with something she calls a "German death machine". I have questions I'm also terrified
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Lux Winter @luxwinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Bringing this up again, because we’re looking again! Talk about a growing company. Especially looking for German-speakers because so far there have been no applications for that position, which means no competition yet 👀 Bonus: you get to live in Malmö! By the ocean! And work with me!*
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/Mn... I’m incensed—six hunters have been charged with an aggravated hunting crime for killing a bear family. A mother bear was shot, then her cub was pursued and killed. The chilling evidence—footage of the killings and posing with carcasses has been provided.
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Sex män åtalas – dödade björnunge
Fem norrmän och en svensk jagade och dödade en björnhona och hennes unge. Det grova jaktbrottet fångades på film. – Björnhonan har fällts varefter jakten forts
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Lux Winter @luxwinter.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
When some random bitch has the absolute audacity of waking you up by moving about in your apartment
A fluffy tabby cat sits upright behind a white wire basket, looking directly at the camera with a grumpy, just-woken-up expression, her green eyes sharp and unimpressed.
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Lux Winter @luxwinter.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
When that same bitch brings you fresh Burek as an appeasement offering
The same tabby cat in the same spot, mid-yawn with her mouth wide open, showing teeth and tongue, giving the impression of a cranky laugh after being disturbed.
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Bread at Dusk. Hand-made artisanal sour dough bread, sitting peacefully on the porch of a Swedish cottage, overlooking the sun setting over lake and woods, waiting to be cut. @luxwinter.bsky.social
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Andreas Braw @andreasbraw.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
En liten, viktig detalj så här på kvällen. @forsvarsmakten.se finns nu här på Bluesky. Slut på meddelandet.
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AngrySwede @christianmalmgren.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
With Russia assembling on several fronts and the summer offensive just around the corner, the clock is ticking for the coalition of the willing (except the proud Baltics)of going to the history books as the most inept and spineless european leaders in history. By us 🇪🇺, they will be judged harshly.😡
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Lars Wilderäng @larswilderang.cornucopia.se · 19/05/2025
UPPDATERAS: Ryssland prejade tanker med estnisk olja – Nicosur Dan segrade i presidentvalet i Rumänien, ej avgjort i Polen – inget lyckat ryskt ballistiskt testskott
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UPPDATERAS: Ryssland prejade tanker med estnisk olja – Nicosur Dan segrade i presidentvalet i Rumänien, ej avgjort i Polen – inget lyckat ryskt ballistiskt testskott
Ryssland har prejat ett grekisktägt med Liberiaflaggat tankfartyg med estnisk skifferolja och håller kvar fartyget på ryskt territorium. Mittenpolitikern och den pro-europeiske Nicosur Dan segrade i rumänska presidentvalet och segrade Ukrainafientligen Simion, medan det blir en andra valomgång i det polska presidentvalet mellan progressiva Trzaskowski och reaktionära Nawrocki. Ryssland tog svåra förluster under gårdagen men misslyckades med sitt testskott av en interkontinental ballistisk robot.
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David Nessle @davidnessle.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
”Harvard är ett SKÄMTH som Lär ut Hat och Stupidithet. Till all Lyckha är Jagh Sielf en Natur-Begåfning inom Dessa Bådha Discipliner.”
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AngrySwede @christianmalmgren.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
No longer even remotely ashamed of parroting the kremlin narrative word for word. If there ever was any doubts of where this deranged moron's loyalties lie. It's simply nauseating.
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Zelensky's 'always looking to purchase missiles' — Trump dismisses Ukraine's request to buy Patriots
"You don't start a war against someone 20 times your size and then hope that people give you some missiles," U.S. President Donald Trump said.
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Every statement from Trump officials right now is just “Evacuate now? In our moment of triumph?”
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Andreas Braw @andreasbraw.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Nu gäller det att bygga upp momentum i förändringen. Befordra rätt personer, bemanna nyckelbefattningar med den vassaste personalen och börja röja undan hinder på riktigt.
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Andreas Braw @andreasbraw.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Vad tror ni att det är för fordon under maskeringsnätet?
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Lars Wilderäng @larswilderang.cornucopia.se · 04/04/2025
UPPDATERAS: Terrorbombning mot Charkiv dödade fyra och skadade 35 – fler F-16 till Ukraina
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UPPDATERAS: Terrorbombning mot Charkiv dödade fyra och skadade 35 – fler F-16 till Ukraina
Rysk terrorbombning mot Charkiv dödade fyra och skadade 35 och fortsatte i natt mot storstäderna Dnipro och Kyjiv där Brovarystadsdelen träffades. USA uppger att fler F-16 är på gång till Ukraina.
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Andreas Braw @andreasbraw.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Vänner! Ryssarna skjuter mer än vanligt ikväll. Samtidigt minskar de privata donationerna till Ukraina. Jag föreslår att vi gör en stöt ikväll och donerar några hundralappar var. I mitt fall går kvällens pengar till volontären och enmans-NGO:n Johan. www.gofundme.com/f/johan-ljun...
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Donate to Johan Ljungfeldt i Ukraina, organized by Johan Ljungfeldt
Hello, My name is Johan and I retired from the Swedish military after 30 years of service … Johan Ljungfeldt needs your support for Johan Ljungfeldt i Ukraina
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Andreas Braw @andreasbraw.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Vänner! Ryssarna skjuter mer än vanligt ikväll. Samtidigt minskar de privata donationerna till Ukraina. Jag föreslår att vi gör en stöt ikväll och donerar några hundralappar var. I mitt fall går kvällens pengar till volontären och enmans-NGO:n Johan. www.gofundme.com/f/johan-ljun...
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Donate to Johan Ljungfeldt i Ukraina, organized by Johan Ljungfeldt
Hello, My name is Johan and I retired from the Swedish military after 30 years of service … Johan Ljungfeldt needs your support for Johan Ljungfeldt i Ukraina
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Andreas Braw @andreasbraw.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Förändringen av Försvarsmakten går alldeles för långsamt. Det låga tempot är en enorm risktagning.
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Bibi Andersson @bylinebelife.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Godnatt alla. Slava Ukraini. ✊️
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Militär Debatt @militardebatt.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Återsamling i ÅSA 1. t.co/x0PfWYKzLF
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http://militardebatt.com/2025/02/20/asa-1-galler/
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Lux Winter @luxwinter.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Forever finding the men who, in 2024, insulted and belittled me for calling Musk a fascist, only to ask them if they still believe I‘m simply overreacting. Gotta check how the Overton window is doing every once in a while, y’know?
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Tommy Walfridson @tommywalfridson.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Klokt som alltid av @larswilderang.cornucopia.se: ”Dock ska man skilja på vad en 78-årig dement gubbe, fälld kriminell och våldtäktsman, som försnillat ett miljardarv i dåliga affärer säger och vad som sedan faktiskt görs.” Precis vad jag brukar hävda, men tappat tråden på sista dygnet. Tack!
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Respekt.
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BearLawyer @bearlawyer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Bear community petitions senate not to confirm RFK Jr. "For him, it was a piece of fun. To us, a son and a brother that won't come home." says Mother Bear in an interview with the Daily Roar. Community growls out for justice, according to official spokesbear. www.npr.org/2024/08/05/n...
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RFK Jr. admits to dumping a dead bear in Central Park, solving a decade-old mystery
The presidential candidate said he'd planned to take the roadkill home and skin it, but got waylaid by a long day of falconry and steak dinner. The mystery of the bear cub made national news in 2014.
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LikeAFjant @likeatant.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Kjell Rautio @kjellrautio.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Till morgonkaffet läser jag om den norska avkommersialiseringsutredningen och konstaterar att Norge visar vägen för något det svenska folket länge längtat efter… Morgonkopp! ♥️☕️ Läs mer i dagens DN!👇🏼 www.dn.se/sverige/nors...
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Lars Wilderäng @larswilderang.cornucopia.se · 12/01/2025
UPPDATERAS: Ryskt raffinaderi i brand i Tatarstan – bränsledepån i Engels brinner för femte dagen: Ett ryskt raffinaderi står i brand i Tatarstan efter att Ukraina bombat målet ca 1 000 km från fronten. Bränsledepån vid det ryska strategiska bombflygets bas Engels fortsätter brinna för femte dagen…
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UPPDATERAS: Ryskt raffinaderi i brand i Tatarstan – bränsledepån i Engels brinner för femte dagen
Ett ryskt raffinaderi står i brand i Tatarstan efter att Ukraina bombat målet ca 1 000 km från fronten. Bränsledepån vid det ryska strategiska bombflygets bas Engels fortsätter brinna för femte dagen på raken. Ryssland tog mycket svåra förluster på forna…
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Lux Winter @luxwinter.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Anyways, I’m running on 70mg of Vyvanse, 180mg of caffeine, and a singular egg – and I’m afraid it shows. Good luck to whoever has to read this research proposal, dropping an F in the chat for the poor soul.
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Lars Wilderäng @larswilderang.cornucopia.se · 06/01/2025
UPPDATERAS: Fortsatt informationsembargo om offensiv i Kursk, men kraftigt ökade ryska materielförluster: Ukrainas informationsbembargo om offensiven i ryska Kursk Oblast består, men Ryssland tog kraftigt ökade förluster av pansar och materiel igår när Ukraina sökte upp ryssarna istället för bara…
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UPPDATERAS: Fortsatt informationsembargo om offensiv i Kursk, men kraftigt ökade ryska materielförluster
Ukrainas informationsbembargo om offensiven i ryska Kursk Oblast består, men Ryssland tog kraftigt ökade förluster av pansar och materiel igår när Ukraina sökte upp ryssarna istället för bara ta emot köttvågor.
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Lars Wilderäng @larswilderang.cornucopia.se · 06/01/2025
ICYMI: UPPDATERAS: Ny ukrainsk offensiv i ryska Kursk Oblast: Morgonen domineras av nyheten i sociala medier om en ny ukrainsk offensiv i ryska Kursk Oblast och rysk panik över att Ukraina väntas anfalla över gränsen på fler platser.
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UPPDATERAS: Ny ukrainsk offensiv i ryska Kursk Oblast
Morgonen domineras av nyheten i sociala medier om en ny ukrainsk offensiv i ryska Kursk Oblast och rysk panik över att Ukraina väntas anfalla över gränsen på fler platser.
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