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R.E.M. (No relation)

@beardsplitter.bsky.social
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How do you do, fellow kids? 45, medical professional, writer, semi-average dude To know me is to tolerate me 🏳️‍🌈 (bisexual) and 🏳️‍⚧️ ally

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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 2h
Joss Whedon and Brett Ratner can fight over who directs the next one.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 5h
They have resting Duh face.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 6h
Yes! 💙
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Blade: Vampire Hunter in Action
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 8h
Ellison: We may have to call.... the nurse.
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Animaniacs: Hello Nurse!
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 8h
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Surreal Electric Transformation
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 23h
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 9h
His nickname was Mr. Softy.
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You Won The Internet Congratulations
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 11h
God I want one of those cheeseburgers.
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Approved Yes
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 20h
The howl was animalistic, but also a bit demonic. Nothing of this earth, of any age.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Post a random HORROR GIF!
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Evil Dead: Cabin in the Woods
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They've always known he's trash.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is accurate. Newsom always reminded me of Patrick Bateman if he cut off and wore Wayne Gretsky's face as his own.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The man burns with the righteous fire.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
✊🏻💯 Assholes who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ love her.
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Scott Pilgrim: Did I Stutter?
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A long time ago, a well regarded filmmaker insulted me for watching this. Not for loving it, which I certainly did, but just for watching it. I reminded him he directed Silent Night Deadly Night 3 and told him to get f'ed.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like singing "Lovely Day" by Bill Withers right now.
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Dennis Hastert, disgraced former House speaker, dies at 84
Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert, who represented Illinois for two decades in Congress and was later jailed for violating banking laws, has died.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Estelle Reiner: I'll Have What She's Having
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Star Dem-backer"....lol, no no, that's Debra Messing. The Post is so silly.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Girl Same Yup: Exactly!
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drama Class Mask Man!
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Michael Myers Halloween 4
ALT: Michael Myers Halloween 4
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My favorite part is Dave Foley acting like a wannabe Tarantino character except he must sniff glue.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Awesome poster.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Time to take in a little theater.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hoo-kay. I've been playing it too nice with those soft American horror flix. Time to get Italian and sleazy.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whew. That's good. Hope your healing factor kicks in.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nice. I'm spending some time with the same proprietor right now. He's 23 years older and just got out of the nervous hospital. There's a lady staying with him who looks just like Meg Tily.
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Not You Norman Bates
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ouch. Are you okay? Did you have to go to hospital?
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Afternoon movie. One of the best sequels in any genre.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your Darcy is 🔥.
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Darcy Lewis (Kat Dennings): It's Starting To Catch On
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you shake it off? 😁
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The Sandlot: Dusty Boy
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#my9albums
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drop some TRANSFORMATIONS 🔄 🖤 😳
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Crane Transformer Robot in City
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Breakfast and a film.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be
Kids in The Hall - Things to do
YouTube video by CommonCloud
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Kids in The Hall - Things to do
YouTube video by CommonCloud
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The sweet freedom of it all. 💙
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Woman Shows Off Large Hoodie
ALT: Woman Shows Off Large Hoodie
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Cute Mountain Lion in Tree: Here Kitty Kitty
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that Isn't Dracula...
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Paxton Says 'It's Finger Licking Good!'
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kylie.... 💙💙💙 She's the reason why I saw the movie three times in the cinema.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trying to liven up this dreary Saturday with a delicious hunk of cheese.
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Pauline Aury @paulineaury.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The taste of heaven... #NoShameNovel
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you, and likewise. 💙
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Evening movie.
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Yelena Belova's Disgusting Pose in Black Widow
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Warmed up a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit, got a cheesy smiley face. ☺️
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Lusty Libertine @lustylibertine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As much as she prefered the summer time over the colder months of the year, Annika was very fond of those relaxed, cozy sauna sessions with her friends, where they could share stories, laughter and quite a few intimate secrets with each other. Photo from the 1970s #sauna #nudist #nakedisnormal
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R.E.M. (No relation) @beardsplitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And Sean Bean is playing each dead character.
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Boromir (Sean Bean): It Is A Gift
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