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Maximus

@beardreaux.bsky.social
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36, 6'1", 280 🏳️‍🌈 married to a grizzly bear 🐻 i'm a bear who thinks he's a dog 🐾 sometimes i'm an orc 😤 soft Dad vibes ☺️ let me sniff your pits 🐽 very nsfw 🔞 woof.group/@beardreaux

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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
observed a modern form of long distance dating I hadn't noticed before - guys in each location going to a respective bar and having an extended video date. I love it
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"your goatee and shaved head are very BearFilms 2006" might be one of the highest compliments I've ever received
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[after he cums] "cool beans"
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm that one dad who says things like "cool beans" and "okie dokie"
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
idk we'll see how I feel I guess lol
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
joining the locked boys for a day 🔐
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ofc 🐶
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's ok 🐾🐾 lots of fantasies become overwhelming irl
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
was really nice getting pulled back into subspace tonight. I needed that
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
holding my face in your hand with your thumb in my mouth while you fuck me 🫠
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when it suggests something and you go "ok I'll bite" and then it says "nope that's actually wrong" and suggests exactly what you had before, so then you click it back to that and then suggests the original correction again
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
he's 20 years older than me and I feel like I'm the awkward parent squeeing over their child's first high school relationship
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this year's pumpkin-fucker award goes to you 🎃
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me: ham, beer, and weed - what more do I need? housemate: a big dick in your ass? both: ... h: am I wrong???
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I knowww
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
y'all my husband is still getting used to having a stable poly dynamic relationship rn and he has his first official boyfriend that's just his and not ours (which is totally fine by me, he's a great guy) and he's going on a trip to visit him tomorrow and he gets so embarrassed about it lol
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is exactly how I feel about it. I'll wait for it on a bargain deal a year from launch.
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
in son mode I've always been submissive bottom Dad mode has helped me mentally explore different dynamics that didn't used to feel right for me it's fun when sexual interests evolve like this
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the dad vibes have definitely fit me well lately but remember I'm a son too and I still love my dads out there 😊
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
c'mon, bub - one of my core responsibilities as your Dad is to give you plenty of practice
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👀
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
new harness, who dis?
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love locktober - seeing all you boys giving it your all to be good locked subs 🔐 the chastity headspace is so fun to explore and I just love seeing so many folks have fun with it 🥰
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just really love jerking it on my front porch lately
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh hey, big guy, you walked in at just the right moment - come help me with this, will ya?
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
c'mere, boy - Dad needs you
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just getting some sun
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's actually one I found on amazon. pretty decent quality for the price. this is the larger model a.co/d/0byzAi4Z
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this big guy has been making me a happy pig lately 🐽
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
omfg I got a job it finally happened omg omg omg omg !!!!!!
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"I'd rather heat up a frozen pizza and eat it than worry about my butthole the rest of the night" - a thing I just said (🫣😆 lmao)
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
pro tip: when someone doesn't want to have sex with you, DON'T verbally assault them and their loved ones {themoreyouknow.gif}
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
wow this is incredibly unethical...
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
lick my thick dad dick
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bear belly
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I did switch, and my experience immediately improved. no regrets. although I feel like I'll probably keep using plexamp for music since I have that lifetime pass and it's still a pretty decent experience, but video media for sure is all jellyfin interface now
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the latest Amazon TV app update is what put the nail in the coffin for me. self-hosted libraries are tucked out of the way, seems like basic navigation actions that used to take 2-4 clicks are now more like 10-20 clicks, and cursor movement and clicks suffer a 1-3 second lag.
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I feel like the way folks are switching off it for self-hosting is exactly what Plex wanted us to do. probably to distance themselves from the concepts of digital ownership or pirated media and market themselves to larger media giants for better content licensing deals
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
based on their latest software update I'm fairly convinced Plex is explicitly sabotaging the self-hosting aspect of the platform. the fire stick Plex app has been nearly unusable since the latest update and the only way that would've passed testing is if the goal was to deter self-hosting
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Plex has become such a terrible user experience for self-hosting that despite my lifetime pass I've officially switched to Jellyfin. my overall experience using my own media has immediately improved.
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
huff my hairy dad pits 🐽
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
suck my hairy dad tits
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
well the bank I used to work for recently publicly closed a deal with anthr0pic to fund their data centers so I guess I dodged a bullet there
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
haha 😆🐽
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the false sales that show products on 1000% markup are on a special time-limited sale for a price that's still slightly above what it ought to be in the first place
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"I'm so popular that I get to be an unpaid salesperson for this company! all I have to do is create free marketing videos for them"
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm tired of the era of social media where people turn their identity into a small advertising agency to showcase their participation in distributed marketing campaigns
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
need these heavy balls worshipped
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I mooed when I came just now
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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🔊
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