beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I can't get past 'camembert on a record player' 030
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I'm confused. Is it Starmer or Burnham we need to get to call Infantino to get Quansah's one match ban suspended? 000
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 20/04/2026media.tenor.coma woman stands at a podium with the words pork markets written on itAlt: Liz Truss, when Environment Secretary, standing at a podium uttering the words "pork markets" 110
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026My son's childhood pronunciation of 'pomcuter' will live forever in our family. 130
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Trans lunar injection burn open.spotify.com/track/1QOIvq...open.spotify.comSuper Nova At The End Of The Universe 010
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Well, red. A kind of darker shade of orange. 000
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026There's also a thing called a Type 1 Opt Out which you register with your GP surgery. Not sure if one trumps the other. Worth doing both. Details: www.nhs.uk/using-the-nh...nhs.ukOpt out of sharing your health recordsFind out how to opt out of sharing your health records for research and planning. 002
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I mean, it's almost the definition of Britishness, tbh 120
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Given they aren't actually a football team, I wonder what the 'FC' could stand for...? 🤔 010
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 17/10/2025That gets a follow and I'll be keeping an eye fit when the watch face gets approved. Nice. 010
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Upside down Union flags at that. It does always strike me the irony of these real patriots seemingly not knowing there's a right way and a wrong way up for the flag they're so fond of brandishing as evidence of just how British they are... 0374
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Wow. Pot meet kettle... BBC News - US says UK human rights have worsened in past year www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comUS says UK human rights situation has worsened in past yearThe report criticises restrictions on freedom of expression after the Southport attacks and abortion buffer zones. 010
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 01/05/2025...where I walked the dog this morning... 010
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Does KSI know?! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/KSIen.m.wikipedia.orgKSI - Wikipedia 000
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Are you sure that's not the traditional Tory wetlands? 010
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Don't fuck with Vegemite. Indeed don't do anything with Vegemite. It's a false idol. Stick to Marmite. Follow the one true path. 100
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Not sure how much it helps but.... www.nhs.uk/using-the-nh...nhs.ukOpt out of sharing your health recordsFind out how to opt out of sharing your health records for research and planning. 041
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Couple that with the fact that Pulp never wrote a lyric "took her to the Museum of English Rural life, don't know why, but I had to start it somewhere" and it becomes even more clear. It doesn't scan. It doesn't rhyme.... 000
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 10/04/2025If you're going to peel it e.g. for a salad, bash it so the shell is cracked all over, then use a piece of kitchen roll to slide/rub off and collect the pieces all in one go. Then simply screw up and throw away tidily. Easier than trying to pick them all off individually. (Thanks to my late Nan) 000
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Welcome. Such profundity. Glad you finally made it over here. Amazed you held out for so long 000
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Great thread. Really gets to the nub of the issue 040
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I went into my local shop this morning and all the prices had doubled. I asked the owner "What's all this about?!" He said, "It's the 1st of March - first day of spring. Seasonal increases." I said, "That's astronomical!" He said "No, that's on the 20th." 020
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 15/02/2025It is beginning to feel like it might be time to load up on guns and bring your friends. 020
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025You might want to consider one of these: www.ebay.co.uk/itm/16726677...ebay.co.ukI BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY. TESLA FUNNY BUMPER WINDOW STICKER | eBayThis is a humorous bumper sticker for Tesla cars, featuring the text "I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY.". It is designed to be placed on a car's window or bumper. 020
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025BBC News - Top supermarkets running 'prohibited' tobacco ads www.bbc.com/news/article... Nice one @sainsburys.bsky.social and #Morrisons, interesting take that because a loophole makes it not illegal, it's ok to advertise tobacco in front of kidsbbc.comSainsbury's and Morrisons run 'prohibited' tobacco advertisingTrading Standards says adverts for heated tobacco products are banned, but some supermarkets disagree. 020
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 05/01/2025This might be the funniest thing I read all year and it's only Jan 5th BBC News - Musk says Farage 'doesn't have what it takes' to be Reform UK leader www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comElon Musk calls for Nigel Farage to be replaced as Reform UK leaderThe billionaire has been rumoured to be considering a multi-million pound donation to Reform UK. 010
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024That's exactly how to pronounce it when you spell it with an X. 010
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I may have OD'd on starter packs, we'll see... 000
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024So been here just over a week now. Noob really still. Seems alright. Brings back not-so-distant memories of another place that used to be alright. I hope this stays this way. Must try to ensure that it does. 111
beardigan.bsky.social @beardigan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Amazing stuff. Thanks for taking the time. 020