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Bearded Jayhawk

@beardedjayhawk.bsky.social

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Data Scientist That's not really a Data Scientist. PhD in I/O Psych. Native Kansan. Jayhawk. Embracing my inner grumpy old man. he/him

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Who the fuck is Aisha and do they know they're being groomed?

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Interestingly, this is Ted Cruz's biological name:

"signature" used by the zodiac killer in their correspondence with the police. A balanced cross, or plus sign with a circle super imposed inside, appearing to resemble cross hairs.

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Flying Monkeys

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Okoye

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I usually go with this...

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

The average American has three friends.

Left to right. Bret Hart, Andre the Giant, & Dynamite Kid

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR

Brad Pitt appearing as Tyler Durden in Fight Club.

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Philip Baker Hall

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Reskeet with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Definitely a power bottom.

Always sunny in Philadelphia gif
Mac explaining to Frank that a "power bottom" is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

You mean calzones?

The cube rule of food identification chart.
Starting from top left, going clockwise.
Starch covering...
Nothing: salad
Bottom only: toast
Top and bottom: sandwich
4 sides as a tube: sushi
3 or more Horizontal layers: cake
6 sides: calzone
5 sides with open top: quiche
2 opposing sides with a bottom: Taco

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Your move, @amtrak.com

Screen shot of news tweet re: Greyhound buses no longer complying with ICE immigration checks, saying, "witnesses said a bus driver told an ICE agent to 'gargle his balls' when the latter requested to enter the bus.

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

This screenshot?

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

So the Mercator projection is to blame? Mercator protection map with actual country size shown

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Uh, I'll pass. I really do feel for folks in jobs like this that were probably super easy a couple years ago, and now they're messaging people on the day Meta announced their "make the world an exponentially shittier place" policy.

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Bearded Jayhawk @beardedjayhawk.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

To those in the path of the Midwestern storm and are contemplating shoveling before it subsides, I suggest you have a plan of attack and stick to it. Lest you become trapped in a sort of frozen sisyphean nightmare. By