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BeardedDad1987

@beardeddad1987.bsky.social
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Streamer, Uni Student, Dad, i wanna say im here for a good time, but it feels like its been a long time.

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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 2h
#ReachYourImpossible #Format Whats in the box
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why did the scarecrow win an award? - Because he was outstanding in his field!
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why did the music teacher go to jail? – Because she got caught with too many notes.
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haroldthehatter.bsky.social @haroldthehatter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gotta Let Your Dinkle Tinkle . . . . . . . . . . #wardogs #dan__bay #railbound @mothinamug.bsky.social @pastelsnipes.bsky.social @beardeddad1987.bsky.social @viktheviking85.bsky.social #military #militaryhistory #militarygame #veterans #dad #dadlife #dadjokes youtube.com/shorts/2gsbG...
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Gotta Let Your Dinkle Tinkle
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? - A can’t opener.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why don’t zombies eat comedians? – Because they taste funny.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You are going to have a breakthrough soon, I’ve decided!
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why did the physics book look so sad? – It had too many problems.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Because he was outstanding in his field.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why don’t sharks like fast food? – Because they can’t catch it.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What do you call an illegally parked frog? – Toad.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? - Because it was a cheetah.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? – A pouch potato.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What’s blue and not very heavy? - Light blue.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🎉 3 YEARS OF STREAMING! 🎉 Celebrating this Wednesday with a marathon stream (aiming for 24 hours)! Giving away 5x BeardedDad Sample Bundles (BeardStruggle oil, XP-Brew tea & goodies) Enter via Twitch: • 10k Points • 50 Beard Coins • 10 Gifted Subs Drawn next Sunday! 💜 Twitch.tv/BeardedDad1987
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why did the bicycle fall over? – Because it was two-tired.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? – Because he was outstanding in his field.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I see your hard work, and it’s absolutely terrifyingly good!
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? - Because she will let it go.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What kind of car does an egg drive? - A yolkswagen.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? – She kept running away from the ball.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why did the coffee file a police report? – It got mugged.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? – I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
%question%
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Because he was outstanding in his field.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Why did the stadium get hot? – All the fans left.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Why do elephants never use computers? – They’re afraid of the mouse.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’ve already decided you’re winning today, so stop arguing!
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’m not letting anyone in this chat settle for "average" today!
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What’s red and bad for your teeth? – A brick.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You’re built for this—keep going!
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No one in this chat is allowed to quit!
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
You’re about to level up so hard it’ll make your head spin!
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
What happens when you boil a funny bone? - You get a laughing stock.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You’re a legend, a scholar, and a beast—all in one!
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This chat is elite—deal with it!
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Why was the belt arrested? – It was holding up some pants.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Stand up and stretch for 10 seconds or face the consequences!
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Why did the computer go to the doctor? – Because it had a virus.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
How do you organize a space party? – You planet.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Why was the broom late to work? – It swept in.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Why don’t you play cards in the jungle? – Because there are too many cheetahs.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? – Ten-tickles.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline? – A milkshake.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
How does a scientist freshen her breath? – With experi-mints.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
How does a penguin build its house? – Igloos it together.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You’re a total game-changer and it’s time you admitted it!
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Why don’t you ever fight a dinosaur? – Because you’ll get jurasskicked.
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I expect nothing less than total chat domination!
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What did one plate say to the other plate? – Lunch is on me.
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