BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why did the scarecrow win an award? - Because he was outstanding in his field! 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Why did the music teacher go to jail? – Because she got caught with too many notes. 000
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? - A can’t opener. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Why don’t zombies eat comedians? – Because they taste funny. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You are going to have a breakthrough soon, I’ve decided! 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Why did the physics book look so sad? – It had too many problems. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Because he was outstanding in his field. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Why don’t sharks like fast food? – Because they can’t catch it. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What do you call an illegally parked frog? – Toad. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? - Because it was a cheetah. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 31/08/2026What do you call a lazy kangaroo? – A pouch potato. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 30/08/2026What’s blue and not very heavy? - Light blue. 000
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BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Why did the bicycle fall over? – Because it was two-tired. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Why did the scarecrow get promoted? – Because he was outstanding in his field. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I see your hard work, and it’s absolutely terrifyingly good! 010
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? - Because she will let it go. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 16/08/2026What kind of car does an egg drive? - A yolkswagen. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? – She kept running away from the ball. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Why did the coffee file a police report? – It got mugged. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 10/08/2026What’s the best thing about Switzerland? – I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Because he was outstanding in his field. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Why did the stadium get hot? – All the fans left. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Why do elephants never use computers? – They’re afraid of the mouse. 021
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I’ve already decided you’re winning today, so stop arguing! 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I’m not letting anyone in this chat settle for "average" today! 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 15/07/2026What’s red and bad for your teeth? – A brick. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 05/07/2026You’re about to level up so hard it’ll make your head spin! 011
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 02/07/2026What happens when you boil a funny bone? - You get a laughing stock. 011
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 29/06/2026You’re a legend, a scholar, and a beast—all in one! 011
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Why was the belt arrested? – It was holding up some pants. 011
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Stand up and stretch for 10 seconds or face the consequences! 010
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Why did the computer go to the doctor? – Because it had a virus. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 22/06/2026How do you organize a space party? – You planet. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Why was the broom late to work? – It swept in. 011
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Why don’t you play cards in the jungle? – Because there are too many cheetahs. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 19/06/2026How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? – Ten-tickles. 011
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 18/06/2026What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline? – A milkshake. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 17/06/2026How does a scientist freshen her breath? – With experi-mints. 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 16/06/2026How does a penguin build its house? – Igloos it together. 011
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 15/06/2026You’re a total game-changer and it’s time you admitted it! 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Why don’t you ever fight a dinosaur? – Because you’ll get jurasskicked. 011
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I expect nothing less than total chat domination! 000
BeardedDad1987 @beardeddad1987.bsky.social · 12/06/2026What did one plate say to the other plate? – Lunch is on me. 000