Beardeauxnut @beardeauxnut.bsky.social · 25/05/2026(fairly) young, (pretty) dumb, and full of…Chenin blanc. 0123
Beardeauxnut @beardeauxnut.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Leaky dude alert. (unsolicited but possibly interesting fact: in all my years, I’ve never been padded long enough to actually need a change.) 0372
Beardeauxnut @beardeauxnut.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Hey Siri, play “We Belong Together” by Mariah Carey. (followed by “Always Be My Baby”) 💙 020
Beardeauxnut @beardeauxnut.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Mid 30s is an acceptable time to start posting these types of pictures, yeah? I have no idea what I’m doing. 2665
Beardeauxnut @beardeauxnut.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Reporting for your first shift: “…there’s been a misunderstanding.” 010
Beardeauxnut @beardeauxnut.bsky.social · 10/11/2024I’m confused, I see two teddy bears? I’m going with the bigger one. 010
Beardeauxnut @beardeauxnut.bsky.social · 28/10/2024When ya man leaves padding and a plug on the bed while you’re in the shower. 0220