Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That’s just something someone who doesn’t own enough plushes would say 130
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Hey if I don’t get the printer to cut my mini prints I’ll save $150!” *5 hours of cutting prints later* “YEAH WELL.” 040
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I mean if I were like the boom mic guy I’d be kinda pissed off if I spent 12 hours watching people bake cakes and I wasn’t allowed to get any 010
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My fiancé and I have been watching Halloween cake shows and all I’m thinking is I hope everyone working there at least is able to get a piece of cake. 150
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thank you for playing along and not calling me dumb 120
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026An old ass scary godmother. I remember this one mainly because Saberspark put it in one of his videos and no one told me. Yeah I was credited but still, ask man. 011127
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“You know what would really teach me a lesson? If you murdered everyone who made fun of me.” 000
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I got one comment about my animation looking “newgrounds” in college and I barely animated again. The hell is wrong with me. 050
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We reject the trinity and pray devoutly to you, Great Paimon. Give us your knowledge of all secret things, bring us honor, wealth, and good familiars. Bind all men to our will as we have bound ourselves for now and ever to yours. 020
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You... are Paimon. One of the eight kings of Hell. We have looked to the northwest and called you in. We've collected your first female body and give you now this healthy male host. 2154
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Doubled my playtime earning all these stupid statues and tripled it putting them all in one place. 1130
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The episode of Mario Bros 3 where Mario is put in a mind control helmet and his eyes turn red and his voice gets all echoey and robotic. 080
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My fascination with Quake came from owning Quake 64, so I guess it’s in my blood 030
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Been playing Doom 2016 and Eternal on Switch lately, and it’s like why the hell would anyone even bother but I guess I have a weird Stop Skeletons From Fighting-esque fascination with game ports so compromised they’re pretty much demakes 130
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I remember him going “don’t be scared! I love the little kiddies! HEY! Bring me another little kiddie!!! Medium rare this time!” 040
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I remember when I was a kid walking into a Spencer’s Gifts at Halloween and they had an animatronic crypt keeper sitting on an inflatable couch that would talk and it scared me. 1152
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Holy shit they finally did it if you ignore all the other times 020
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s hard to give a shit about Futurama ending when the articles have headlines “Futurama ends once again.” It’s like ok whatever I’ve already said goodbye 3 other times. 3243
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Pete Davidson could win every Oscar every year for the rest of his life but to me he will always be crappy farting Netflix Marmaduke. 010
Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Pete Davidson whining about TikTok women or whatever is so damn funny because oh shit Marmaduke has something to say. 2254