bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 12/06/2026girl not the toilet shooting out water for a minimum of 10 minutes before i noticed and now the rug is wet and underneath the wardrobe is wet and i have 2 more cats and one more person than what’s listed on the lease and who knows what i’m even gonna do in the morning about it 100
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 26/05/2026alas, she said she doesn’t believe in getting better…so what the hell am i supposed to do with that. 000
Reposted by bean🫘Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...slate.comDrowning Doesn’t Look Like DrowningDrowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect. 253133939735
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 13/05/2026i need people to think more about why they use ‘jobless’ as a derogatory insult 000
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 12/04/2026depression watching botched, and it is wild the things the human body can do and heal 000
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 10/04/2026watching a strongwoman event, and i just think humans are neat 100
Reposted by bean🫘Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Something that burns me, still, every time I think about it: As soon as it became clear that COVID was mostly killing demographics we think of as the least economically productive, this country abandoned efforts to control its spread—under the guise of being “realistic” and recognizing trade-offs. 1736383
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 22/03/2026you know a fujoshi wrote the fic when they describe regular gay sex as “sinful” 000
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 18/03/2026girl i love bringing up mr. broccoli. like, how are you gonna frequent a sweetgreen & get 14scoops of broccoli (and some other stuff) and then get mad and stop showing up when i call you mr broccoli! 😭 000
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 15/03/2026self-censoring ‘drugs’ by saying ‘rugs’ is one of the funniest ones to me 001
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 13/03/2026“get two cats” they said. “it’ll be easier” they said…they LIED 000
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 10/03/2026why do 2/3 of the cats in my life make me pet them before they eat… 000
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 04/03/2026my sister giving up on app purchases for lent sent me to the moon 110
Reposted by bean🫘Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive 135170515211
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 27/02/2026my sister really sounds like a cultist when she talks about ai 000
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 26/02/2026hey google, how do you help someone who doesn’t seem to want to help themselves? 000
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 25/02/2026soooooo sleepy bc my period & work, but only two more days of both 🥲 000
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 09/02/2026asked the cards if i should quit my job and they basically said let go and let god 🫡 000
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 02/02/2026slammed my thumb nail basically right after i got to work, happy early birthday to me 000
Reposted by bean🫘Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 28/01/2026We profiled the important work of Ms. Shirley during the pandemic. Please read:huffpost.comThese Volunteers Give Makeovers And Hope To Homeless People On Skid RowShirley Raines' nonprofit does "more than something superficial," even during the coronavirus pandemic. 0587238
Reposted by bean🫘Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Shirley Raines, founder of Beauty 2 The Streetz and known for her volunteer work serving homeless communities in Los Angeles and Nevada, has died 701352609
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 20/01/2026wanting to start a fight in the family group chat with my stupid fucking sister 120
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 13/01/2026i know i don’t know anything, but having to wait 40+ minutes for my doctor to show up just seems beyond ridiculous 100
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 08/01/2026i specifically tell my cats when i’m going to go poop and to not freak out. and what do they always do? 000
Reposted by bean🫘Mike Hoerger, PhD, MSCR, MBA @michael-hoerger.bsky.social · 08/01/2026The U.S. is in the middle of a 12th wave of COVID. Career scientists at the CDC summarized this week in JAMA Internal Medicine that COVID continues to directly cause >100,000 deaths/year, with many excess deaths on top of that. More at pmc19.com/data 2220108
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 04/01/2026my menstrual output has been waning, and i have to give a round of applause for that 🔄👏🏽 000
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 26/12/2025one of the few times i haven’t been mad about a man being featured on a woman’s song is when it was prince on a janelle monáe track 000
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 20/12/2025not my sister saying “less unions” (among other bs) is a good reason to live in florida 🤢🤢 000
bean🫘 @beanybean.bsky.social · 11/12/2025whenever people are like “omg this sickness is Going Around!”, i so badly wanna say “we have tools to help prevent that” while i point at my mask 😔 000