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Rebecca

@beantrees.bsky.social
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Former migrant, proud European, podcast addict, likes a train ride. Will travel for women's artistic gymnastics and 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 football. Bristol 🇬🇧 or sometimes Bavaria 🇩🇪.

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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Walked along the coastal path from Clevedon to Portishead and now I am very tired.
the coast of the Severn Estuary
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love #totp Bluesky.
Mark T: Play Bomb The Bass you cowards
HappyToast: PLAY MEGA BLAST you cowards
Play Rush Hour you cowards
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
O zapft is. Prost! 🍻🥨
A bottle of Paulaner Oktoberfestbier.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stay classy Bristol. (This is about 300m from the actual tip.)
A pile of flytipped old carpet and other rubbish completely blocking a pavement.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Spot the deliberate mistake.
Duolingo "Explain My Answer" panel for the sentence "a Maria e a Ana" says

In Spanish, when the action is directed at people, you use "a" before their names. It's like saying "to Maria" and "to Ana" in English.

Falo a Maria
Dou o présente a Ana
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Opinion is divided. #totp
@torin8 says "don't play Cliff" and @west72 says "play Cliff you cowards".
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A big ask on Freegle this morning.
Looking to get a symphesizer etc for own use and trying to gain musical talent.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A what now?
A Duolingo screenshot of Portuguese saying "translate this sentence: um pastel" The answer in English is "a pastel".
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What a time to be alive. Still queueing. It's the middle of the night - wtf is it like at rush hour?
notice saying "we're upgrading your airport experience. Thank you for your patience as we build a bigger better arrivals hall"
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Average eclipse pic. Irl experience much better! 😂
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Has this ever been known as a "crème egg"?! 😂
online ad for Cadbury creme eggs spelt the French way
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Maybe they could also look where they're going or have they not learnt that by the time they graduate?
sign in the road saying "graduates ceossing slow down"
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I assume the pub is taking this down now.
A highly decorated pub with "England" written across the front and a cutout of the World Cup trophy 1.5 storeys high.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Freezer in my local Tesco has gone pop again by the looks of it.
List of frozen food products which all say "this product is out of stock".
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Looks legit.
Online ad with a picture of 2 middle aged people looking at their phones. A union Jack with a British passport in the middle is above text which reads "new pension on July 2. An essential update on the pension changes that took effect July 1th. See more >"
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This part of the takeaway tonight cost £12.
a dinner plate full of sauce with 4 squid rings and 4 prawns
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It's 11pm and this is Maldives weather. Sadly, I can't see a beach barbecue or any reef sharks.
31°C clear max 35 min 22
Feels like 33°C
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Someone with a flat in Turkey offers helpful advice to Brits in a heatwave. Because I'm sleeping under a 12-tog with the heating on and the curtains open ffs.
We have heavy heat reflecting curtain liners and keep the curtains closed during the times the sun is on our apartment ( most of the day cos we are south-ish facing. Pedestal fan. Sleep under a single cotton sheet.. Just a couple of suggestions.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'm being promised storms. WHERE ARE THE STORMS?!
Weather forecast showing storms at 6pm followed by relentless sunshine, 34°C
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Fucksake.
Hitzewelle: ist das ein normaler Sommer oder der Klimawandel? Heatwave: is this a normal summer - or climate change?
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Yes @iandunt.bsky.social
It was obscene, really. Labour won the election and then it treated being in government like a temporary interruption to the next election campaign. It was just so utterly feckless and irresponsible.Even in government, Starmer’s intellectual focus was on electoral strategy rather than policy substance. This was a kind of witless giddiness to the whole endeavour, a lack of ballast, like a balloon floating into the air. It was painfully obvious that conversations in Downing Street concerned how something would play electorally, rather than what they would do for the country.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
10 years ago. ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Bordeaux stadium Wales v Slovakia Euro 2016
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Artistic gymnastics session 4 event schedule.
Women's team final and individual qualification- sub 3
Women's team final and individual qualification- sub 4
Women's team medal ceremony.
Subject to change. Events may not occur in the sequence shown.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Linguistic carnage over here.
Our delivery team will place your boxed items inside your home, just over your threshold, leaving you to bring them to the rooms you would like, within your own time and leisure.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"increasing the temperature" lol
Humidity alert from home heating app: There is too much water vapor in the air. You might consider opening a window in your living room, increasing the temperature of the room or using a dehumidifier.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My living room rn.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Your summer is coming.
forecast for the next week showing sun and temperatures between 22 and 27 degrees C
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Wtf?!
Posters around the site still bear the names of six Chornobyl workers taken during the occupation, who are believed to be still in Russia.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This claim sounds .. unlikely? #evolution
Made with pure organic Einkorn wheat, grown on our 1 family farm in Tuscany, this unique pasta iS highly nusritious and full. of the rich, nutty flavour of the r Einkorn is one of the oldest grain varieties and remains unmodified for 12,000 years.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Found this in a pile of junk I was sorting through.
A book titled "how to de-junk your life"
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It may be Fool's Spring today, but at least I can get the washing done.
The (actual) seasons:
Winter
Fool's Spring <- we are here
Second Winter
Spring ... of deception
Third Winter
Mud season
Actual Spring
Summer
Pretend Autumn
Second Summer (one week)
Actual Autumn
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"On its journey to you".
Follow my parcel. Find out where your parcel has been on its journey to you. 
It's booked! We've got it. 1212 Wed Apr 01: we're processing your parcel at our hub. 1755 Mon Apr 06 Your parcel is on its way back to sender.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Size of my "large" Easter egg.
picture of a quail's egg in the palm of a woman's hand
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
🤣😂🤣
“Tonight at 6.24pm EST [sic], for the first time in over 50 YEARS, America is going back to the Moon! Artemis II, among the most powerful rockets ever built, is launching our Brave Astronauts farther into Deep Space than any human has EVER gone,” the US president wrote on Truth Social in a trademark mix of capital letters and questionable grammar.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
All right mate, we hear you!
Three identical Fintwitter skeets in a row, saying "ST LOUIS FED'S MUSALEM: WE ARE BETTER OFF ON INFLATION INDICATORS THAN THE 1970S"
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Just remembered this.
'Missing' woman mystery solved
A group of tourists spent hours Saturday night looking for a missing woman near Iceland's Eldgja canyon, only to find her among the search party.
The group was travelling through Iceland on a tour bus and stopped near a volcanic canyon. Soon, there was word of a missing passenger. The woman, who had changed clothes, didn't recognize the description of herself, and joined in the search.
PRICED FROM Vi
But the search was called off at about 3 a.m., when it became clear the missing woman was, in fact, accounted for and searching for herself.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Someone's gonna have to take this down.
Large poster of Gerhard Struber.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
😂🤣
The England and Wales cricket board and all 8 of The Hundred team franchises reaffirm their commitment to ensurin the hundred continues to be a competition that is inclusive, welcoming and open to all. Players must not be excluded on th grounds of their nationality. All 8 teams commitment to sélection being based solely on cricketing performance, availability and the needs of each team.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Anyone know what is happening to postboxes? Third one this week.
a postbox with the front missing wrapped in black plastic
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Dick moves from the passengers on this busy train. (There is nothing else in the bottom rack.)
A luggage rack with an upright large suitcase blocking the bottom rack and a small suitcase on the top rack taking up the maximum space possible.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Enjoying this poster from the ski cross earlier.
Orange poster with a glass of Aperol Spritz on which is written "Dani beeil dich! Der Aperol wartet!"
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What about putting post in a postbox needs automating??
A half-removed postbox wrapped in plastic with a Royal Mail notice saying "Out of service. Automated system coming soon. Scan the QR code to locate your nearest pillar box."
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Yes, Welsh Gymnastics, I do have questions.
programme: this programme will be updated on Monday 2nd February 2026. Programme - FINAL. If you have any questions regarding this event please contact
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
21.26 it is likely that aurora will be visie by eye and camera from anywhere in the UK.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It's basically a bar of Dairy Milk with crushed mini eggs in it. Addicted. Sending some over.
a bar of Cadbury mini eggs chocolate
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Is this the accepted standard English for snow staying on the ground?
snow starts to stick in parts of England and Wales
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
If anyone is genuinely "investing their life savings" in an expensive holiday to watch people play a game, they need better financial advice. Honestly, I love cricket and I think what's happened is a shitshow, but what a lot of overwrought nonsense from the journos.
selfishly you never know how many more of these tours you are going to work on. That is why I was furious and upset. But thousands of England fans who i have spent most evenings talking to have invested their life savings in coming out here. their feeling is not disappointment. they are angry and deserve better. with the soft dismissals and dropped catches they have watched a team that is so ill-disciplined it's embarrassing. The ECB now owes it to England's supporters to come up with some explanations. Jonathan Agnew, BBC Sport column.
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Remembering how 3 years ago it was about 15C at midnight and I was outside in my pyjamas.
Munich weather forecast-3C feels like -8
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Yikes to this from Becky Downie's insta. I'm not even sure what this means - that she doesn't have funding?
Becky Downie: This year has presented me with another set of challenges beyond what any athlete should have to endure. I've been keeping quiet on the situation when the reality is I've been struggling immensely to even access adequate training facilities. In the middle of 3 major surgeries I was left in a position with no coaches, no training gym and 8 months down the line I'm still in a position where trying to access the correct equipment/facilities is hindering preparations for the 2026 competitive season. I'm not sure what 2026 will hold. I know with all my heart I never wanted to leave the sport this way and I know I have tried my absolute best to handle every obstacle thrown my way with grace. I'll forever be proud of that. I hope 2026 brings some happiness back and if I can find solutions I'd love to be back on the competition floor. To everyone who has shown kindness to me this year thank you. It means more than you'll ever know!
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Rebecca @beantrees.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Did AI hallucinate this "fact" for the BBC or did an intern come up with it?
Here's a classic slice of catchy Madness fun, inspired by the make of car that once led them to briefly go by the name "Morris Minor and the Majors".
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