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@beanthedeceiver.bsky.social
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don’t expand it. Abolish it.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What about after Nov 3rd? And don’t give me any bs about Dems taking back the house and/or senate. We’ve seen this show before and the hope is a false hope. This current regime and the elites profiting from it have put everything in place to ensure they keep their control.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In republican circles, Natalie is old enough to be Karoline’s mother.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Maybe they should stop following illegal orders.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
But mu freedums!!!!!
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My cat just had her dental too. No cute hat though.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
But… muh freedums…And muh guns…And Jesus.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Plan H: a Zoroastrian named Vilma will ritualistically shave their testicles
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“Time to release the anomaly into the matrix” — Elon Musk, Election Day
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’ve seen more people at a grand opening of JoAnn Fabrics
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just walk 20 minutes a day and you won’t need any of those bogus supplements you’ve peddled for 20 years
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So far you’ve provided no evidence (nobody has). But you go on believing a prolific con artist and fraud is going to expose all the other fraud 😂. Any day now he’ll do it I’m sure. Any day.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just remember. 1 in 3 Americans believe his lies.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
No it doesn’t.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So you can get that exclusive preorder bonus cool shirt and exclusive cool tattoo for your character to wear.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oh. They’re taking stock alright.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Religion. The oldest grift of them all.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shouldn’t she be at home cooking and cleaning with that parasite hanging off her utters like a good trad wife?
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Boomers are still mesmerized by anyone who’s been on, or hosted, reality TV. And zoomers are equally mesmerized by anyone who’s been on, or hosted, a podcast.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He finally got to inject bleach into something
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Isn’t Platner someone you could actually have that beer with, like the republicans always say is what they want?
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
And. Crazy I know. But TV used to take its role as a public service seriously. From real journalism to educational programs for children.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It’ll be the data centers consuming all our resources and the tech bros with bunkers who wipe us out. The AI will still be there telling us there are only 2 R’s in strawberry
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Are those US flag socks? Do they match his pajamas?
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
They still get to keep their tax free status I bet.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
4 republicans.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
He doesn’t obey Congress and this is not something he must obey. This is something he’d have to sign into law, but we all know he’s just going to veto it once it hits his desk.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Her brother’s neighbor is Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in his assholes. He get a window from a glass, neighbor must get a window from a glass. He get a step, neighbor must get a step. He get a clock radio, neighbor cannot afford. Great success!
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A bit late
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Season 5 of “The Boys” risks being seen as not sticking the landing as a result of it not sticking the landing.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Yep. IMO, Biden is the worst president in modern history simply because he did nothing to hold those accountable for what happened, and did nothing to protect this country from what we all knew was coming.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Springsteen is not a billionaire. Google is free folks.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Poor Xi
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Well you actually did support genocide by not voting for Kamala. She dissed Bibi when he visited the US during her campaign, and she absolutely would not have spread Bibis genocide into Lebanon and Iran.
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Zohran Mamdani has fully balanced New York City’s $12 billion deficit — an uncomfortable reminder to the political establishment that governments can, in fact, function when taxpayer money isn’t funneled toward lobbyists wealthy benefactors
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani speaks about the fiscal year 2027 budget in New York City on May 12, 2026. (Photo by TIMOTHY A. CLARY / AFP via Getty Images)
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Bom Dia Snack Attack
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Ralph Wiggum Rolls Down Hill as Lisa Watches
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Maybe now they understand how our kids feel at school
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Who’s knees are 33 inches high?
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Today’s journalists chase clicks instead of accountability
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It’s hard to understand why some people look at it and adore
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Yep. Show me any image from Iran’s president depicting himself as their prophet Mohammed.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It’s Dr. Jesus Trump.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
War crimes? Genocide? Johnson has not heard anything about this!
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Mike Johnson hasn’t seen or heard anything about this so-called threat to commit war crimes but is sure everyone is just being hyperbolic.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
What if it had a constitution or a bill of rights?
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
For people not from California, just know that Newsome would govern most like this. Harris would not.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
They were not good seat belt makers. We were just indoctrinated into believing they were the greatest inventors of seat belts the world has ever seen. Let’s be real, they were slave owners and Ben Franklin would have definitely been in the files and to the island.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Your $7,000 check from Russia is on the way.
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beanthedeceiver.bsky.social @beanthedeceiver.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Feels good, don’t it?
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