bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026nathan fielder is one of the most fascinating minds in human history probably 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026in the disregulated stage of the situationship please send thoughts and prayers 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026everybody yearns for a walkable community like six flags 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i’m so excited to either fall in love or have the fuel to get super super jacked 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026i gave your mom my freshest leaf of basil for her caprese 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I HAVE A CRUSH ON A GIRL 🚨 I REPEAT, I HAVE A CRUSH ON A GIRL 🚨 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026THE FOUR MOST BOOOOORING TEAMS MADE IT TO THE WORLD CUP FINAL 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026my inner dialogue lately sounds a little something like “did i catch the new parasite or did i just drink too much coffee?” it’s impossible to know 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 07/07/2026just gonna say…. portugal and the US both losing yesterday is cosmic karma. for entirely personal reasons. now norway has to kick england’s damp asses. also for personal reasons. the reasons are a secret. 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 07/07/2026some really good bits out in the universe lately. mr. on blast i dream of you 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 07/07/2026wait you’re telling me the supergirl soundtrack has sleigh bells AND hana vu??? who on that movie has access to my spotify this shit is weird 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026jesus christ new girl does the slow burn friends to lovers SO FUCKING WELL 010
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 12/06/2026i took your mom to the farmers market and told her to pick out anything she wanted 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 12/06/2026it seems that every week we’re reading about a new “peace deal in iran” and every week I laugh at that bold faced lie 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 30/10/2025the zuko x azula agni kai in sozin’s comet remains my favorite scene in television of all time … truly cannot be beat 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 22/08/2025crazy to feel homesick for somewhere you only lived for six weeks 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 26/07/2025i went to market basket instead of hannaford bc your mom wanted kimchi and hannaford doesn’t sell it 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 26/07/2025as fucked up as gerrymandering is i feel like it would be SO fun to draw gerrymandered ass districts 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 17/07/2025why does the thought of saying i’m in love feel like staring down the barrel of a loaded gun 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 16/07/2025i have a big gas bubble TRAPPED in my tummy. accepting thoughts prayers and venmo donations in this time of turmoil 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 16/07/2025i challenge your mom to a race and i let her win even though i’m wearing my light-up sneakers and can go SO fast 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 13/06/2025i do fuck with the neat little hats limo drivers wear though. stylish 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 13/06/2025the fuck is up with a limousine??? ooooooh look at my fancy long car it’s fancy because it’s long 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 28/05/2025you have to remember to take birth control pills every day but you only have to remember to get a hysterectomy once 🤔 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 01/05/2025the only reason i’d want to go viral is so i can feel like an ancient philosopher espousing their inherent truths to the world 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 12/04/2025there’s no good way to secretly bake your roommate a birthday cake 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 01/04/2025my ice cream hasn’t arrived yet but i want to go to bed but i can’t go to bed until my ice cream arrives 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 30/03/2025refreshing my email every 5 minutes looking for a response as if i didn’t email them at 8pm on a saturday lol 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 30/03/2025i have asked my bosses for something and my fate is now officially OUT of my hands keep your fingies crossed team 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 20/03/2025this one goes out to everyone who voted for trump to “help the economy” 🫶 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 18/03/2025i post more when i’m ovulating i think it’s like a subconscious mating call 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 18/03/2025powerlifting is such a weird sport when you think about it like, what’s the heaviest amount of metal i can move in a bunch of different ways 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 18/03/2025i don’t love a stressful work day but i do love lifting heavy things about it 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 18/03/2025okay i don’t think getting severed would actually decrease my work stress. i think i’d be just as stressed but gaslighting myself because i don’t know why 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 18/03/2025someone please give marla singer a hug and a bowl of soup 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 18/03/2025kinda cute when a car is getting towed. bigger car gives smaller car a lil piggyback ride 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 14/03/2025the narrator from fight club really just needed a therapist all along 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 13/03/2025apparently you can just ASK for a free seat upgrade at the airport? and they’ll give it to you???? 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 13/03/2025life is about balance and balance includes peanut m&ms 000
bean facts @beanfacts.bsky.social · 02/03/2025one of life’s simplest pleasures is just gathering with friends on a saturday night 000
