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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

how it feels to spend three hours just trying to set an appointment and a ride

screenshot of squidward with bloodshot eyes and a wrinkly smile deflating

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I missed the cut-off mark oh no!! may i get an invite :')

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i shaved. I think i feel a bit better now.

blurry screenshot of wilson don't starve standing in a bunch of his own disgusting beard hairs (shaving in the game gives you sanity)

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

oh interesting. hey, isn't this the guy that hired infamous hollywood fixer Anthony Pellicano to smear a woman accusing him of rape? www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv... www.huffpost.com/entry/chris-...

Excerpt of a conversation between Chris Rock and Anthony Pellicano, reading:

"30:05

CR: Rape is just fucking, buzz, you know?... Once you're accused of rape, you're just FUCKED, you know?

AP: That's why i want to blacken this girl up, totally. I want to make her out to be a lying, scumbag, manipulative cocksucker... Stupid bitch"

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

OH YEAH THE FUCKING CHRISTMAS CAROL MOVIE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Screenshot from the 2009 movie - a close-up of a green ghost with a gaping maw and rotten teeth

The same ghost with somehow even more gaping of a mouth, unnaturally wide, his eyes bulging

the ghost of christmas present, dying on the floor with a wide smile

the ghost of christmas present turned into a skeleton, a strange mixture of flesh and bone (his eyes are still frozen in a smile with eyelids and wrinkles, and his teeth still have gums)

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The first time I remember feeling sick to my stomach from of a piece of media was watching Superman III cheesy as it is, this scene was terrifying! The idea of being forcefully altered into something non-organic by a machine, the way it seemed so painful and violent and *uncomfortable*... yeesh!

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

how it feels to wake up and look at this again

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

hmm. now i'm kinda regretting now posting a less crunchy version.

Same image as what's in the quoted post, only the it's less sharp and crunchy, and the colors are less peachy and more cool

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

here's the rest of the list if anyone's interested, it's probably incomplete and I haven't touched it in three years but yaknow

celebrities who've done NFTs list, continued:

- The little girl standing in front of the burning house”meme girl
- The redhead white kid yearbook picture meme dude
- Gwenyth paltrow, shocking she waited this long
- Lance Armstrong
- Tara Strong
- Mila Kunis
- Justin Bieber
- brie larson
- Eric Andre
- Richard Harmon
- b….. björk…….
- david dastmalchian (mr support small artists lol)
- junji ito :(

Movies who’ve done that stupid shit
- Saw series
- Possibly FT13TH
- The new Matrix movie
- American Gods (Y’ALL ARE DEAD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JUST FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY JESUS CHRIST)
- Dune (I know they went back on it but I’ve still got my eye on them smh)
- spongebob (CRIES)
- The Walking Dead

Companies who’ve done the dumb thing
- Dominos
- Twitter
- Stella Artois
- Dolores
- Gucci
- Mattel
- ELF cosmetics
- The Olympics
- The Celtics
- Formula one

NFT POOL LIST
-Melanie Martinez (this has been crossed out)
-Bjork (I hope like hell not but) (this is also crossed out)
-Jamie Lee Curtis (not crossed out)

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

yet another situation where my List (tm) heralds dark times

A list of Famous People who have done the NFT shit
(or who I just, know about, who’ve put them out, there’s no master list so I’m working on making one)
- That artist I used to like idr his name. Beeple?
- Miles something, another artist I liked
- Arca
- Gorillaz
- Elijah Wood
- David Lynch (he was already on another list so I didn’t really care that much)
- Kate Bush
- Jimmy Fallon (idc)
- That guy from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia?
- Lindsay Lohan?
- Snoop Dogg???
- Tony Hawk
- Grimes wowwww soo shockingggg
- William Shatner sure add that to his pile of shit lol
- John Cleese buddy i know it was a joke but it’s still bad for the environment pleaaase you dumb fuck
- Kings of Leon
- Soulja Boy
- Eminem
- Justin Roiland
- Dan Harmon
- Aphex Twin, go figure
- Pussy Riot
- Tenacious D
- Mick Jagger
- Imogen Heap
- Dave Grohl
- Spike Jonez
- The Weeknd
- Pak
- Marilyn Monroe (…)
- Katy Perry
- Floyd Mayweather
- Jay-Z
- Elon and zucc wow big surprise LOL
- Kim kardashian
- Paris hilton
- ANTHONY HOPKINS??? NOOOO
- Tarantino yeah fuck you for a couple of other reasons too buddy lmao
- anya taylor joy (oof)
- Matthew Lillard
- Aaron Paul
- Troy baker (rescinded his after like a month, feels phony af lol)
- Mena Massoud
- Serena Williams
- Kurt cobain is rolling in his grave
- Doja Cat
- Tom Holland
- Tinashé
- Reese Witherspoon
- Melanie Martinez (my friend won a bet here LOL)
- “Overly Attached Girlfriend”

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

suited guys getting beat up for real???? yessir

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

whoaaa what'd i do. is it finally happening am i being cancelled

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

new artist challenge draw this with your favs

Comic panel of Emma Frost psychically seeing all of Miss Piggy's glorious adventures and achievements with an amazed expression, saying "My god..."

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

you'll NEVER guess what I dreamt about after writing this

Art by @9inedh of a weird looking cat eating spaghetti with a wide kind of mouth and a dazed expression. it's got sauce all over its mouth. looks goofy as hell. I love it.

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

gaaallyyy we imagine if we had gotten canon wilson weight gain </3

very old concept are of wilson (not even looking like the wilson we know these days) - he's a little mustache man with a weird bowl sidepart thing? Anyway he's got a skeleton, a scrawny version, an average sized version, and a chubby jolly looking version, I guess from not starving

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

wow that was pretty fuckin raw actually

Screenshot from the metroid: ravenous trailer of the moment when samus gets stabbed in the fucking chest, reels while still impaled for a moment, her arm shaking, and then grabs the laser sword sticking out of her torso

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

happy non-specific thursday everyone (tiktok:dunceyydoll)

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

no joke. it's always so creepy in here

Slightly blurry photo of the inside of half-dark auditorium with theater seats

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

ugh. I had to get up at 5am to pack up and move into an empty auditorium to camp. I'm too tired to draw or do anything cool. I put my pillows in a garbage bag for protection but now I'm slippin and sliding everywhere. ughhh.

stock photo of a small plastic skeleton lying back on what looks like a therapist couch (its brown leather). it looks dazed.

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yo why does no love deep web have a suicide hotline thing 😭

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

remembering this silco study I did. really fond of this brush, I should dust it off again.

digital art, very soft kind of sketch of silco from arcane with handwritten scribbles around - "silco attempts #2 - notes: creases, jaw + lip height, v important, nose is actually very straight. long + thin. cunty brows. cupid's bow is *round*. pouty lip. somehow both angular but a bit rounded. very bony. small jaw, but *sharp*." Various arrows and lines pointing at his facial features, including a measure along his jaw that says "should be longer?"

I think so...

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

lessons learned tonight: -chewing on stuff feels good (i need more gum) -breathing deeply and slowly feels good -being nicer to myself instead of feeling anger and hatred that I can't 'be normal' when sad things happen, is good and feels better. the dog was right.

Beautiful crunch photo of a wiener dog in a sort of sweater thing in some sort of an apple grove with an apple in it's mouth, with text overlaid that said "isnt it nice to be gentle with yourself"

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

lol good... squinting at the 14% of yall who say this.....

A screenshot of a map showing that, while both responses are used across the USA, 86% of people attested that they selected 'other' as the term they use for this. Very possible that it's les than that and some people just realized that they should probably stop using racist terminology when it comes to shitty drivers.

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I don't have to have ever have heard this to know this is racist as hell lol

screenshot from that dialect test thing asking "Question 92 of 148 - what do you call it when a driver changes over one or more lanes way too quickly? Option one: Chinese lane change - Option two: Chinese fire drill - Option three: other"

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fagotron 3000 (18+ only) @beancaved.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

grr i dont like this one very much. I think I'm too sleepy from my outing earlier to make good art. Trying to find the dont starve brushes in my library, so its meant to be a simple test anyway but ehh.

very messy scribbly digital art of Winthrope (my don't starve OC). They are wearing a new (more traditional for the period) wig! The school marm looking one. They're also wearing a victorian looking dress and wearing big Higgsbury Red gloves. And, they are wearing a cute smile. Their little teeth are showing.

The procreate brushes used are written in each one - Buzz for the sketch, sawtooth for the cruddy linework, and Tawny for the color.

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