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Fantasy Golf Guy

@beachbum33770.bsky.social
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Pretty good at sports betting, being a dad, and being a good citizen. Love looking at stats and numbers in my day job and limited downtime. Glad to share plays to help us all navigate these tough years. **Won $100k in DFS in 2026**

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026
WHEN THE INTENTIONAL SAFETY GOES WRONG NC STATE FUMBLES AND VANDY RECOVERS AND WINS AS TIME EXPIRES
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
late night humor with Trump kids names. DEI - thought they were against it DIET - Probably should do better BIDET - where most truth posts originate.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is civilization going to make it to see the release of GTA VI?
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Trump was a Football player he would be a Punter. Just comes out kicks something down the field and walks off.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not sure if it’s delays or what but these Tennis matches going well past midnight is wild. Couldn’t imagine being a player and just sitting around all day waiting.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Think in terms of a TV show. Trump is trying to rewrite the 9/11 script so he goes from an extra to a main character or even a Hero. It’s shameful. If you think about Trump from A TV perspective it makes more sense. Natalie has to give him AI slop always showing him alternate reality as a hero
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
just put the Nams Lake Ontario above the line Apple. None of this Lake America nonsense. Also, willing to bet a good portion of MAGA thinks there is an actual border crossing in the middle of the lake 🤷🏼‍♂️😂
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@stugotz790.bsky.social had the question that will cause massive debate 😂 If you could only have one utensil for the rest of you life are you going Fork, Spoon, Knife. Spoon is the only right answer. It’s the Josh Allen of utensils, can literally do it all.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Grew up on the shores of Lake Ontario. it’s the worst of the Great lakes so it does. Actually make sense tI pick that one as a representation of America now 🤷‍♂️. Utter complete nonsense.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Liv golf is now Ded golf. Good riddance.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
BTS Army and K-Pop demon hunters. The American people are overwhelmingly with you in the fight for good over evil.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am not very active on here, voice my opinion on golf, sports and politics. I’m the proud father of 4, including a 3 year old autistic girl. The garbage I am hearing today out of So called leaders is ridiculous. grateful to live in NY where my kids can all grow up in their own unique way.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The concept of Facebook was cool. Able to keep up with family after i moved cross country, able to see local events, reconnected with high school friends. Cuckerberg changed it to a complete disaster. I have zero interest in RW politics and I go on to post a pic and am hammered with MAGA shills. 🤷🏼‍♂️🫣
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
m.youtube.com/shorts/Kv65g... This story sums up Trump. The punch line got left out. The case was not painted in the back because it was an extra from his hotel🤣🤣. A billionaire can’t even get his friend “Regis Philbin’s” daughter a check or a good gift after attending the wedding 🤣🤡. Clown show.
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Mike Schur shares the wedding gift he received from Donald Trump… #shorts #lebatardshow
YouTube video by LeBatardShow
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
3M open picks First round ladder(T10/T5/leader) - Patrick Fishburn 10:1, 23:1, 115:1 I have a few outrights in mind but I’m waiting on most and going to look again after R1. A very weird event with Scottie and a big drop off. I would get grillo now at 100:1 and Stout at 125:1
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
an interesting thing about Don and Pete. They want to call it Department of War but they won’t say we are at war with Iran. Should it be known as the Department of Excursions and Incidents?
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i secretly love when a song has a reference that was current then but now takes you back. “game MVP like Steve Nash” - Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado Or “iPods stuck on replay” - Iyaz Really puts into perspective how much has changed in such a short time. iPods are collector items 😂
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Just learned that when I buy Madden it’s going to Jared Kushners company since they bought EA. Feels like all our money and fun is 6 degrees of separation from the Trump family. Apparently we can’t have anything nice.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
King Charles and Keir Starmer racing to call Infantino and asling where the Cava needs to be delivered to.
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Playful Chase Around a Red Phone Booth
ALT: Playful Chase Around a Red Phone Booth
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The @pablo.show episode about the red card reversal is going to be must watch TV.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There is a non zero chance someone close to Trump has some money on Kashi for the USA to win and needed Balogun to play. Typical Sunday in Trump 2.0, gotta do something to move markets.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The US could have won without Balogun. We won’t know. The story is the Trump showed up for the pre tourney pomp and nothing else except for putting his finger on the scale was the red card fair? No. Does the US bond together as a collective and overcome without the top 1%, almost always.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It doesn’t matter if USA or Venezuela win the World Baseball Classic, WBC. You know Trump is gonna find a way to snatch that chain somehow. Add it to the collection of items people work their entire lives for only to give the reward to the fake king who couldn’t hobble to second base.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Cognizant Round 4 live Outrights - Ewart (245:1) Smotherman (125:1) pretty tough setup, not expecting many low scores so no real leaderboard flip. Lowry in good form at a good course with a weak field. will probably win if he avoids the water. potential to be windy in the afternoon.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Every day Isaiah Salinda hits the weights he says “one day I’m taking my shirt off on the tour.” The day has arrived. Move over Clavicular. If he is single he won’t be for long. Golf at the lower tier events is wild 😂 www.youtube.com/shorts/f_LD5...
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Isaiah Salinda redefines DEDICATION🦶
YouTube video by Golf Channel
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
🚨🚨Epstein files are the ultimate leverage/blackmail play. Trump used it, along with Bondi and the RW internet trolls early on as basically “give me what I want or I release your name” to many billionaires and people of influence. It was all show. Cont….
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Super Bowl commercials are reminding me how great the 90’s were.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Kim Davis looks like the final boss in a game of “The ultimate Karen” This kook can’t even keep her own marriage going but wants to lecture everyone else on their Marriage. Fits right in at The MAGA circus sideshow of Freaks and Weirdos
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Guess I need a passport to visit Alaska…errr…. New Russia.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I’m sure MAGA guys would not have sexual relations with Sydney Sweeney because the Bible they like to beat everyone over the head with says “though shall not covet thy neighbors wife” and “ though shall not engage us sex outside of marriage” #FakeChristians
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Jesus Christ would vote No on this trash bill. In fact, it’s completely opposite of most of what he taught.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
If I were a reporter asking Trump a question, it would something along the lines of “What is the best concept of your book art of the deal that you are using to help with these Tarriff negotiations”. He didn’t write it and has no idea what is in there so an Easy question to show how he is a fraud.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Feels like Russia is so far away but you can literally walk there from the US. Putin can move his troops a couple miles and lay claim to US territory. Think Trump is going to defend against that? Think anyone in congress with an R next to their name will actually speak up against Trump? 🫣
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
America needs a “Fork in the road” email. Putins, Vance and Musk who are using our useful idiot president to overhaul America…..or our allies who believe in peace and prosperity built on years of Trust. Trump trusts Putin, he admitted as much, but we the people get a say too. He is no King
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Based on this timeline, Elons version of banging is “I’ll give you #Directcustomerservice “ 😂😂
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Elon is the real life version of the email “Hello Sir - I am an African Prince that needs access to your nations social security number and all financial data so that I can ensure you get a cut of an amazing one time settlement offer.” Trump is the only one that clicked the link and here we are.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
When did it become so “Manly” to whine and complain about everything? Something doesn’t go your way, take some time to assess why and then pick yourself up and get back out there. Example - quarterback throws an interception, looks at the IPad and learns. Doesn’t sit there and bitch all game.
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Fox News must have a policy where you are only allowed to date or sleep with co-workers. Hannity, Hegseth, Waters. All supposedly Christian guys banging co workers while their wives were taking care of their kids. The same guys who will go on camera and tell you how bad everyone else is. Shameful
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Fantasy Golf Guy @beachbum33770.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
DraftKings pricing is out for The Sentry and a bunch of folks are just learning about Scottie Schedfler cutting his hand on a glass. 2024 Scottie was an epic rollercoaster #Dfs #pgadfs
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