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Space Pirate Captain Haddock

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18+ || artist || pisces 😭😭😭 || he/him an Edgar Allan Poe Anthology inside a TROMA Film www.patreon.com/beachboogeyman

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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 13h
post a meme made by you
straight white couple with the girl surrounded by croissants and baguettes and bagels and sliced bread and the guy is holding a sign that says "bread" but without the a
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 10/10/2026
some contendors. this quest is causing me to learn all about the origins of the "ojou laugh" trope daskjhkdasjhkads
sailor marsSlayers Lina InverseSailor Moon VillainessJessie Team Rocket
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 09/10/2026
oh no
he's just like me fr
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 08/10/2026
hoping @vinsyn.bsky.social ever does a rescan of Ted Bohus' "Vampire Vixens From Venus" it's the movie that made me fall in love with shoestring schlock and there's just no way i'm getting a copy of this on my shelf atm
vampire vixens from venus 1995 out of print dvd going for 200 canadian
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 08/10/2026
flirting with google maps' EULA 🙊
samples of some canadian city, traced in 4 colours pixel art
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 05/10/2026
fun little "more like this" roulette function with the new VinSyn web update
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 02/10/2026
needs a lot of retexturing (including foil wrapping the greebled rice cooker packing) but ive figured out a decent latout for the "general purpose sci fi" diorama set. had a few extra bits that dont fit here but i'll see if i can use them somewhere else. not seen are all the retro computer consoles
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 27/09/2026
love the mixed bag when you just search "the thing"
the thing and also the thing
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 24/09/2026
because the games one is going around. read 'em and weep.
Monster Rancher Battle Card GB.
Amazing Island.
Dark Cloud 2.
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.
Warcraft 2.
The World Ends With You.
Diablo 2.
Harvest Moon A Wonderful Life.
Digimon Digital Card Battle.
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 23/09/2026
surprise
theres a monster in the toilet
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 23/09/2026
bad news rest stop
a stained and dirty bare bones washroom
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 23/09/2026
testing collage print for the mirror/ floor/ walls in a bit. we'll see if i have to resize the mirror
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 23/09/2026
cooking up some nasty 2am ideas
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 23/09/2026
basement apartment diorama taped down
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 21/09/2026
moved my shop into a box
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 20/09/2026
gotta find a way to house theis setup that fits the cables, mixer and audio interface in a neat little package. ideally i'm making little <4 second contextual stings out here and then setting some ambient drone tracks in gb studio(???)
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 18/09/2026
found the perfect shell for my PO-33 KO after seeing @angeloslh.bsky.social's KO2 now it matches my monotron delay
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 15/09/2026
imagine farting in the same room as cillian murphy
Murphy looking like he's trying really hard not to breathe through his nose standing next to Matthew McCaughnehay
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 14/09/2026
late night hotfix mods to my Val/ Aubrey figures paper towel, water, scotch tape and a brushpen. hair extensions, battle vest and bust repair for val (they clay augmentations did more damage than good)
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 14/09/2026
Aubrey's home 🥲 there's a thin mattress on a creaky bed-frame just out of view
cramped basement apartment with an arm chair and a TV.
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 14/09/2026
colour grading is off but i've got the start of a horrible dingy room with a chair and a tv maybe some tea stains on the "wallpaper", and i need some faux carpet i think. hard whites have to be toned down or tossed. more clutter in the background... maybe a poster
horizontal plated cardboard wallpaper with a leaning fireplace, a clawfoot coffee table a stiff arm chair and a old clunky TV set
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 10/09/2026
9 fucking animes
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 08/09/2026
looking for more resources to work on my "dark, gothic AU Etobicoke" collage stuff and found out that both Silent Hill AND Resident Evil are filmed in Etobicoke
Still from the Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) featuring Westwood Theatre, Etobicoke, a landmark active from 1954-1998 which then sat vacant until 2012
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 07/09/2026
modern technology is so amazing
firefox landing page where a widget shows "NEW" and "SET WALLPAPER" over a skinny card with a really zoomed in frontal photograph (presumably?) of a rhinocerous, but it blends into beige on green-beige grassy background, with a circular silhouette and the zoom in crop and foreshortening make it hard to discern just what part of the rhino you are looking at. four small black dots indicate eyes and nostrils, but the gaping mouth looks like a loose butthole
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 07/09/2026
can i make it anymore obvioussss
browsing horror movies on Tubi:
my name is bruce.
his name was jason.
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 05/09/2026
father karras whispers something inaudible to father dyer, who responds "amen" before karras passes away on the concrete ground
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 03/09/2026
except Cillian Murphy who came out the other end somehow even more goated
Cillian Murphy on rumours of his Voldemort casting, "I'm categorically not. can you make that the headline?"
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 31/08/2026
reminds me of Odilon Redon's 1882 drawing i've got on the cover of "The Science Fiction of Edgar Allan Poe"
a prototypical modular lunar exploration vehicle, consisting of a large hot air balloon feature, depicted as an eyeball in a surreal fashion. the main chassis of the ship looks kind of like a skull and a typical UFO flying saucer
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 28/08/2026
more and more the mainstream internet is becoming just this
kiss anime pirating website with the weird sex ads
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 26/08/2026
point and click shithole apartment
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 25/08/2026
took a bit of forcing the math in order to get the "target" tile to match the pointer. problem with this rn is that its not actually on a grid because only the built in "point n click" template allows for a free-roaming player sprite (doesn't collide with walls or actors)
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 22/08/2026
default palettes update
8 really dreary 4 colour palettes mashed together
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 21/08/2026
where was i...
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 19/08/2026
everything you do is recorded somewhere... more mockups. getting everything ready to prototype this one for real
a VCR inspired user interface. a screenshot of two girls dancing on the beach is displayed on the screena VHS cassette tape with a label that reads "A date on the beach."a small single screen maze with a beach theme. characters and obstacles are laid out to create an escape roomclose up of a character sprite popping out of a tv screen with a heartbeat indicator beside his head
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 19/08/2026
one thing you'll need to know about me
Naoki Usasawa's "Monster", the animated series
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 19/08/2026
as long as you don't let the place get to you, the pay is decent, and the work is easy...
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 15/08/2026
he's doing visual tests again 🙄
a pseudo CRT setup display with the time and an image of a goth girl cashier at an independent video rental store. vaguely VCR style controls, two sideways arrows, an upwards arrow pointing to the screen and a wide button with the word "check" on ita cursor selects one of three dialogue responses at the bottom of a screen. on the display above, a girl stands facing the player. five hearts at the top and five hearts at the bottom of the screen represent the NPC's and player's "arousal" status, respectively.
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 14/08/2026
squares ftw
square people
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 14/08/2026
i think i could fuck these guys up some more
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 13/08/2026
there's a million ways to draw and animate a 16x16 sprite in 3 colours (that's a lie, the actual number is much, much more intimidating)
two 16x16 sprites with smushed bodies, next to one that's 16x24, before the smushing
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 12/08/2026
spongebob and squidward manning their stations at the krusty krab, except only their skeletons remain in their typical spots, and cobwebs and dust cover the restaurant
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 12/08/2026
J C Denton from Deus Ex, again
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 10/08/2026
alternatively...
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 10/08/2026
bunch of squares in a dungeon roadbunch of squares littering the screen, representing all the slots where the player or an enemy could go
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 10/08/2026
auto-scrolling "driving" game reskinned as a deconstructed dungeon crawler with traps and also near-instant battles in place of crashes/ obstacles
radio shack "Highway" lcd handheld game
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 09/08/2026
the true story of the Headless Horseman btw
Just you watch now! If i can't clear that bridge in a single bound, i'll bet the devil my arse!but, without noticing the bar over the turnstile, my head was promptly relieved from my body.
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 09/08/2026
going to cook something neat up for the patreon
a 8-pager cover wonky portrait of Edgar Allan Poe next to the title "Never Bet The Devil Your Arse" by "Toby Dammit", the main character and Poe's Jackass-like, spiritual Sleepy Hollow prequel story, "Never Bet The Devil Your Head"
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 08/08/2026
Go Straight To Jail (do not pass go)
first page from Tijuana Bible titled "Mutt And Jeff"my pixelated take on the page, illustrated using my own pseudographics tiles. Mutt peeps through a hole in a fence with a noticeable erection, saying "holy cats jeff this is the berries-- here's where we stop for the summer
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 08/08/2026
spongebob shriveled old lady says "sweet, sweet chocolate"
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Space Pirate Captain Haddock @beachboogeyman.itch.io · 05/08/2026
Dr. Cosmo Kramer, Proctologist
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