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Beatrice Bleakley

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Beatrice Bleakley @beableakley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BLORBO ON THE COLORING APP
screenshot from the coloring game Happy Color with a series of colors along the bottom. there a lightbulb in the upper right hand corner with the number 79 next to it and a back arrow in the upper left. in the middle of the screen against a dark tan background is a coloring page of Din Djarin from the Mandalorian holding Baby Yoda.
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Beatrice Bleakley @beableakley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
filled with some wonder and awe tonight gang
the “omg hi!!!!” meme but with “MY FRIENDS” written in the doorway and “talking to friends” in between the “omg” and the “hi!!!!”
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Beatrice Bleakley @beableakley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Potter Christ” is pretty funny though
screenshot of Wikipedia in dark mode reading “Arnold Potter (January 11, 1804 – April 2, 1872) was a self-declared Messiah and a leader of a schismatic sect in the Latter Day Saint movement. Potter referred to himself as Potter Christ.”
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Beatrice Bleakley @beableakley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Walla Walla Jesus” is rough man
screenshot of Wikipedia page in dark mode reading “Davies's main departure from mainstream Mormonism was his teaching of reincarnation. He taught his followers that he was the archangel Michael, who had previously lived lives as the biblical Adam, Abraham, and David.[3] When his son Arthur was born on 11 February 1868, Davies declared that the infant was the reincarnated Jesus Christ;[2][3] the child came to be called "Walla Walla Jesus".[4]”
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Beatrice Bleakley @beableakley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah, that’ll do it
snippet of below article in dark mode reading “In addition, from June 1952 to July 1953, 140,000lb of 73% arsenic trioxide powder was used to treat 8,000 buildings on 2,700 farms to slow the spread of rats.”
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Beatrice Bleakley @beableakley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
that’s the whole kit and kaboodle!
a picture of a tree with reddish bark in a forest. there are four large trenches in a straight nearly symmetrical line going right up the middle of the tree.
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Beatrice Bleakley @beableakley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
text to Name Redacted Bleakley
screenshot of a purple text bubble on a black background that says “Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary for A24”
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Beatrice Bleakley @beableakley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
when you name all your Stardew Valley animals after Ocean’s Eleven characters and realize too late you should have named the goats Virgil and Turk because they’re always butting heads
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Beatrice Bleakley @beableakley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
have been sending people the link to this song with no commentary but this gif
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Beatrice Bleakley @beableakley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I don’t even have a joke for this. look at that shit. masterful
the same as the costume from the first picture but from the back, where he has a butt roughly the size and shape of a ballistic missile
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Beatrice Bleakley @beableakley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
SEVENTY FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS
this depicts an inflatable costume of the Jeremy Allen White character Rotta the Hutt from The Mandalorian & Grogu. the costume is inflatable but apparently you fit it onto a person??? because there’s human hands coming out of the armpits and sticking out of the bottom are two feet in tan sneakers and the bottom of a pair of pants that look kind of Hutt skin texture-y
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Beatrice Bleakley @beableakley.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
*Amelie voice* she spread her butter with a spoon!
the poster (exhausted) has a little setup on her hotel bed where she is somewhat blearily spreading butter from a little packet on ripped apart Cheesecake Factory sourdough with the back end of a plastic spoon. forgive her her trespasses
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