CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 09/10/2026As part of the AUKUS deal perhaps one day we’ll get our own firing squads 000
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m surprised they haven’t spoken more about their reanimation program 000
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My man looks like he should be hanging on a hook in the window of a Chinese BBQ restaurant 000
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They’ll be screwed if Iran block their testosterone supply. 000
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not sure there’s any way back for Ms Rachel after being exposed as a decent human being. 000
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Some also say it stands for Air Conditioned Donkey Cart. 011
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Friends had their stereo set up on a plank propped up by a stack of bricks. I’ve never seen anything at lkea that comes close to matching that. 000
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The problem with that is that they’d break into the broadcast to show an episode of Antiques Roadshow 001
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They weren’t allowed to. The broadcast deal gives 7 the exclusive rights to the live GF. 101
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sadly for them, their true leader already has her own political party 000
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you cuddle the leopard it will never, ever eat your face 000
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Looks like they drew hair on a scrunched up piece of paper 001
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Varies, depending whether or not you have a side salad 020
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“…now if you can all take a sip from the cup of cool aid we’ve placed in front of you “ 000
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026'for all Pickering's dysfunction at least he's never held his hands near his chest while saying melons' 120
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026LinkedIn is porn for people in suits who describe themselves as “thought leaders” 041
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The world was better when vegetables were at the bottom of the pyramid 000
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s like the first cars having to have someone walking in front of them with a flag, same should apply to people on their phones. 010
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Imagine watching how Trump is treating Canada and thinking “yeah, let’s get some of that “ 1141
CornyBrian @bcisme.bsky.social · 02/09/2026So is he saying the Aust Institute are doing the bidding of ‘Big First Home Buyer’? 060
