slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 03/05/2026single again. in the weeds of the shaelynns and braelynns, all in dire financial situations. how many ways are there to spell hayley? 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 21/10/2025obliging the mantis men & holding still while they bore into my psyche. 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 21/10/2025telling an immortal guy "it's not how long you live, it's how well you live." 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 27/07/2025now that Terry "Beastin 25/8" Fox is going to be on the five dollar bill, we need new Canadian Legends to modernize our other denominations. proposing Mr. Dressup for the $100, Red Green for the $50, Choclair for the $20 (could say your wallet's 'rubbin'), and Allen The Magic Goose for the $10. 030
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 27/07/2025hey I'm steve-o and this is boring your friends by being sober for 15 years 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 27/04/2025your war against the trees of heaven is just m'lord and yet...mayhaps we split our forces and halt the encroaching army of purslane on the western front 030
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 27/04/2025got retarded ingesting aluminum from licking my gf's armpits 030
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 18/04/2025knew a guy who collected starbucks cups. that was it. he was fulfilled. 010
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 18/04/2025our game of telephone reaching international scale 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 18/04/2025all of you are so brave for posting day after day. not letting anyone take it away from you. never been more proud. 010
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 09/02/2025you think I can't recognize a plant? you think I don't see over 100 followers as suspicious? why isn't that jersey branded? how much did they pay that guy to order the footlong cookie? 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 23/12/2024this time of year people always ask "where u been?" huh? i been deckin' them halls, spreadin' that joy & cheer. where u been? ya the tree got a bit o' lean to her, so do i m8. it just how she go. 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 19/12/2024gonna look up some order hacks. gonna film the guy behind the counter so he doubles my slop portion. 010
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 19/12/2024hiding from the invading southerners in the white spot. greasing up my ross rifle with triple Os sauce & loading in the fent-laced bullets. I rub down with butter tarts to cover my scent. 300 meters out now...toonie flip: polar bear. "51st state? god bless the king" I mutter, lock in & aim. 030
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 19/10/2024traveled to yank country but exposed myself by fawning over the plastic straws & grocery bags 100
Reposted by slumberland buckarooTate Collection @tate.bsky.social · 09/09/2024Jenny Holzer, Truisms, 1984 botfrens.com/collections/14375/cont… 0266
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 24/08/2024heady adderall freaks ruined retail weed 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 21/07/2024my yards a fucking ecosystem bro. you think i care about dead grass? i'm on the lake dude, in the healing waters. doggy paddlin my hernia away. 030
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 18/07/2024troubles with magnetism // infected by the sting 010
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 09/07/2024"that ain't goin' nowhere" he boasts, stupidly. 010
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 29/06/2024there's a natural order to things, and bugs are on top. 020
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 29/06/2024when u plant coleus with ur weed only the wizard mix will do 110
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 23/06/2024*my giant wooden hook bobbing & swaying from backstage towards Rob Schneider as he frantically flips through his notes* so wives huh, pretty bossy. speaking of wives, what even is a vagina anymore? scamdemic. *hook getting closer* uhh uhh YEW CAN DEEW IT *hook disappears* 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 23/06/2024once a beautiful dive, now a dump with a coat of paint. 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 21/06/2024whoa, did y'all read the same wikipedia article or something? 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 21/06/2024suckling on the teet of the great powerade mother 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 07/06/2024matthew good at the buffet like load me up 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 08/05/2024electrocuted myself twice today. now my co-workers think i'm badass but they don't know that minimal brain activity makes you immune. 010
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 04/05/2024full disclosure: saved a hummingbird & didn't feel the fragility of life. 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 04/05/2024pfftt hahah. this motherfucker on that "he was a normal guy, kept to himself" type shit 000
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 17/03/2024it's my three six mafia birthday. circled by hawks, trailed by cops 020
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 12/03/2024got the fuck trudeau flag at half-mast 010
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 08/03/2024this year it's a quarter acre of freedom. serious yields. big spring ahead. anyone want to trade for 27 pepper plants? 020
Reposted by slumberland buckaroo🍉Pacmaeng (DGS)🚩 @dgstudios.bsky.social · 03/03/2024Capcom and SNK just get along now. They’re all buddies whose bodies are weapons 011
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 04/03/2024if i was a 90s vampire i'd be listening to squarepusher & deciphering hieroglyphics of the blood god. if i was a 90s detective i'd be revisiting discrepancies of a cold case & finding myself in no-win situations. 010
slumberland buckaroo @bcborninbred.bsky.social · 27/02/2024[tiktok robovoice] tricking someone to manipulate them 000
