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Brett Camper

@bcamper.bsky.social
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I work with maps and computer graphics, and I like film, cities, transit, architecture, pixel and procedural art, history of media technology

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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
nailed it
web page:

heading: Problems
table column: Problem Type
table cell: Problem
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It's been a few years since I live-posted my taxes but:
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Sign saying:

Interactive VR
Restrooms
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
It’s all Pros
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Nice
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
sweaty guy choosing between two buttons meme

heart
palpitations from work slack threads

heart
palpitations from national news
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I purchased this lamp, which I am also 90% certain I modeled in POV-Ray in 1993.
A lamp made of a cylinder of green marble, punctuated by three white glass rings.
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I thought you’d never ask
A website link asking “Having a problem?”
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
tag yourself I’m rocking horse
Temperature scale with pictures including a rocking horse, wood and saw, stovetop, bed, and more
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The year is 2024.
Civilization has progressed little in the last 20 years.
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Blimpy is still my favorite Snap Map tradition
Screenshot of Snap Map with a 2025 blimp floating over Seoul
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
good news and bad news I put our very specific basement door size requirements into wayfair and received exactly one, incredible result (the figures are kama sutra “human love carvings”)
26" x 75" Solid Wood
Paneled Bi-Fold Door
By Zarposh India
$17,999.99
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
not now slack
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
the perfect meeting
Google calendar invite reading

O guests
1 yes, -1 awaiting
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
dress for success
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Proud that so many of mine are just direct links to court filing PDFs
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
truth in advertising
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Halloween pigeon voting sticker acquired!!!
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I was interested to read this suggestion that we may not see the same pattern this time in PA - but don’t know how likely it is to be accurate. pennsylvaniapowered.substack.com/p/the-pennsy...
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
I’m sorry children
UI button saying “Leave this family”
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Accidental 2001-themed kids birthday party
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
“Get updates.” I’m good, thanks.
Kamala Harris put Donald Trump on defense over abortion and rally crowds. He attacked her and raised bogus claims about eating pets. Get updates.
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
AI is good now
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Found in the screenshot archives
A website UI with an option to “Hide Propeller Planes”
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
“Baby fish mouth!”
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
oh have I been waiting for this moment
Letter labeled In re MacBook Keyboard Litigation Settlement
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
It’s not as good as the classic iPhone skeumorphism, but I appreciate that some designer was able to sneak in the same bevel text I was using in Deluxe Paint in 1992 into the Apple Cash UI.
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
My teenage daughter was cleaning out years of accreted items from her room and put this masterpiece in the throwaway pile until it was rescued.
A drawing of a forest captioned “beleaf in yourself”
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
My teen is out of control
Screen time request for the Weather app
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
wrong on squeal
AI generated product review summary noting that customers “disagree on squeal”
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
Has anyone seen my network connection
Safari can't open the page because the network connection was lost.
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
Going through old photos I took at a former office… context is lost to time but let’s assume it’s better that way
Whiteboard reading:

manipulative 
insincerity
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
truth in advertising ⚔️
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
what actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life
Totoro ASMR rain
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
Do you… respect wood?
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Finally a political campaign email that gets me
Bob Casey campaign email, subject: MAP
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
Cartography is my passion
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
clicking to make it fast
UI toggle that says:

Change Domain
Click this to sharpen the imagery. It makes the interface fast.
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Need to replace my garbage can and I’m feeling this guy
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
This airplane really wants me to watch Past Lives and I’m not complaining
Airplane UI glitch showing several thumbnails for Past Lives
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
As informative as most emails.
Hello Brett Camper
null
Thank you,
Portal Administrator.
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
goblet mode
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
not at all concerned about this stuffed taco with traditional female markers and ground beef hair
anthropomorphized stuffed taco
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
I have some questions about the flight path
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
This is exactly how I think of salmon
Salmon
Ray-finned fish.
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
major confidence boost
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
in the school newsletter, no context, ominous
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Brett Camper @bcamper.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
When someone mentions Sea-Tac International Airport— the first thing that comes to mind is live music
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