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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring

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🔞Lizzy. 30+. StrangeBlueGlow on AO3. EdIzzy. Stede-Hostile. Izzy-loving Ed girlie. Posts are for pirate friends; random people stop being weirdos in my replies.

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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
See also: this one where instead of walking out and leaving Izzy with the gun, Ed turns back and gives him apology oral archiveofourown.org/works/52235332
 And Stay There for Twenty-Seven Weeks
StrangeBlueGlow
Summary:

    Suddenly, nothing matters except erasing that look from Izzy's face. The end can wait if it means his last sight of Izzy isn't this.
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never forget
Screencap from the attempted murder-suicide edizzy scene from OFMD S02E02. it is from those approximately 3 frames when the gun hovers directly in front of ed's lips before it drifts upward, where in a better world it would've gone in his mouth
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And the full monty, if anyone wants to use him as a base for their own outfits:
Ed as above, fully nude
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ed as above, but fully nude except for some pearls set in gold, arranged over him as if he is wrapped loosely with a wide-set string of them
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
With the red silk
Ed as above, but nude except for a bit of red cloth artfully covering his genitals
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Showing off the bra & panty set / the negligee minus the set
Ed as above, minus the negligeeEd as above, but without the bra & panty set
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've been wanting to make something of a paper doll of Ed for a while, and #EdsSensualSeptember gave me an excuse! Here he is in his lingerie:
Oil pastel drawing of Ed as viewed from above laying in something of a sexy body pillow pose, with his hair halo-ed around him and a beard that is longer than s2 cropped but a bit shorter than s1 canon. He has a sheer white babydoll negligee on over a strapless balconette bra and panties (all cut from translucent waxed paper and with some little pinhole lacy details)
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I made the cheese earrings
Photo of an earring being worn. It looks like a cartoon slice of cheese
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As I am procrastinating on other things, have a #WIPWednesday for a fic chapter that should've technically gone up yesterday but is very much not done yet
“Tall. Greying hair. Tattoos everywhere,” Izzy says after a brief moment of thought, “Attractive enough I’m fucking him.”
Ed can’t help but smirk to himself at the description. “Tall, greying, with tattoos and attractive, huh?”
“Fuck off,” Izzy spits immediately, but there’s no heat behind it, “You weren’t greying yet we started fucking.
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this, too, is steddyhands
photo of 3 pieces of candy (Reese's Pumpkin/Bat/Ghost)
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New #EdIzzy #ofmdfic of the "Ed cheats on Stede with Izzy" genre. Modern AU. ~4.5k words. Chapter 1 of probably 3. | 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/918186...
 It's Been Awhile
StrangeBlueGlow
Summary:

    Ed has been texting little complaints and life updates to his ex-husband, who has him blocked. He feels better getting it all out, and the messages just disappear into the void. Usually. Today, when Ed hits send, something different happens for the first time in a very, very long time.
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy #DickfuckDay! "It's September the 1st." / "Dickfuck, no, it's not."
Pencil sketch of Izzy Pencil sketch of Ed
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
did an art
a simple linocut of a veiltail betta fish printed in blue ink
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A little post-coital Spanish Jackie/Izzy banter for #SpanishJackie Weekend!
With a satiated sigh, Jackie cards her good hand idly through Izzy's hair as Izzy half-dozes against her chest, their breathing slowly returning to normal after mutual orgasms. A thought comes to mind that makes the corner of her mouth quirk up. "Y'know, it was supposed to be Cillian's turn for this tonight," she murmurs.
"He going to fucking try to start a fight about it?" Izzy asks, reluctantly picking his head up enough that his words aren't completely muffled against Jackie's breasts.
Jackie shakes her head. "Cillian? Nah, he's not stupid enough to do that."
Izzy nods, scraping his goatee lightly against Jackie's skin and making her just barely shiver. "Just not stupid enough to try to fight me, or not fucking stupid enough to try to keep you from what you want?" he questions.
"Both," Jackie replies after a moment of thought, "He's pretty fucking smart, actually."
"Good for you, choosing a smart one for a change," Izzy teases with a smirk before putting his head back down, as if he doesn't have the energy to keep it held up.
Jackie shrugs, choosing not to take offense to the tease and giving Izzy's scalp a fond scratch. "Eh, the smart ones are more trouble than they're worth sometimes."
Izzy doesn't hold back a mostly fond huff at that. "Don't I fucking know it."
"That's your problem," Jackie says, grinning as she looks down at him, "you choose one that's smarter than you. Rookie mistake."
"Forgive me for my inexperience," Izzy says, shifting with some reluctance so he can continue resting against her while looking upwards, echoing her grin, "Not everyone can manage, what is it, eight or nine fucking husbands?"
"Jackie's up to eleven now," she says proudly.
"Well fuck," Izzy laughs, "Feel like I've missed a couple of invitations to the nuptials."
"I've just eloped with the last few," Jackie explains, "After your fifth wedding or so people get stingy with the gifts, you've gone through all the decorations you like; it's a whole big ado for a no good reason. No need for all that shit. I want you, you wanna be mine, let's just let me carve my initials into you about it, y'know?"
"I suppose romance really is fucking dead," Izzy says with a playful sigh.
"Don't worry," Jackie assures, "Jackie'd throw another whole shindig if you ever accepted my fucking proposal." She gives Izzy's hair a little tug then, something of a fond warning.
Izzy laughs again. "You're only saying that 'cause you know I won't fucking take you up on the offer."
Jackie pushes Izzy's head down, rolling her eyes. "Fuck you, Hands. Let a woman hold out some hope."
"You sure fucking keep me coming back," Izzy offers, "You've got that going for you."
"Yeah, yeah," Jackie huffs, pushing Izzy down further and letting him take the hint, "If you want to keep coming around, you better earn it."
Whatever Izzy says in reply is muffled as he kisses down her torso, but there isn't a hint of protest in it.
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh I love this! And y'know, I'll take this result. The best that ever done it!
Your Result:
Alfeo de la Vaca (Alive)
You're Jackie's favourite husband - a ruthless killer, head of a band of mercenaries, and the best that ever done it. But you're a saint in Jackie's eyes, and you've got her heart and her joy. As long as you're alive, of course!
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Beloved little creature of this Earth, we cannot hang out directly where I step off the patio.
very small bunny hiding in grass
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
#WIPWednesday I love writing divorced EdIzzy
“That fight we had, last big one before I filed for divorce. The one where you said I didn’t think you deserved anything nice, compared me to your mother, and I…”
The memory comes flooding back as Izzy trails off, and Ed finishes for him. “And you said that you were a ‘stupid fucking bitch staying with a man who treats you like shit.’ so maybe you were like her.”
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One of my #OFMDReverseBang collabs is up! | Young EdIzzy. T. ~21k words |🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/88388561
Faint close up of an oil pastel drawing of two hands, fingers entwined and text:
The Changing Unknown
An Ed/Izzy Fic
Written by
LayonneHands
With art by
StrangeBlueGlow
Created for OFMD Reverse Bang 2026
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#EdIzzy 🥳
Screenshot of AO3 reading "5,000 Works in Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands"
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sniped the 5000th #EdIzzy fic on AO3 with 1.4k words of a terrible date night and subsequent less terrible road head. archiveofourown.org/works/89197141
 Silence
StrangeBlueGlow
Summary:

    The last time he’d heard Izzy speak, he wasn’t so much speaking as shouting, loud enough to match his own raised voice until Izzy finally walked off into the guest bedroom and slammed the door behind him, putting an end to the argument. It certainly wasn’t the first time they’d screamed and shouted and gone silent over any given topic, but it has been happening more and more lately, and each time feels like it is getting closer to being their last.
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
🌼
photo of various flowers and also some weeds in a garden bed
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Outline of the skeleton to show off how it looks like a suck monster
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Just me and my three copies of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 against the world.
Close up photo of a media shelf featuring 3 different copies of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (2 DVD and 1 Blu-ray)
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i was not aware of the full extent of your progressive game, neopets
"Vickles's band with his two significant others,"
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Did you think I was going to let #DrawEdTeach weekend go by without drawing Ed with his Izzy? #EdIzzy
Pencil sketch of EdIzzy kissing
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thanks, past me, that is some real helpful labeling
Close up photo of one of those organizer things with the little drawers. They are labeled, vaguely, with one label notably saying "those weird bolts"
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
We're gonna #DrawEdTeach all weekend! Here's a very bad tutorial of how I draw Ed if you really think you're not capable of drawing him.
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It is hard to draw with your finger but I did it to #DrawEdTeach
Digital sketch of Ed in purples
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Good morning, let's #DrawEdTeach !
pencil sketch of Ed with big, sad, kohl-rimmed eyes and a cropped beard
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
He tries his best and still gets the lil fucker in the bottom left
Chart of OG Tamagotchi characters
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
this has been going around. 1 like = 1 answer plz?
random fic writer questions

1. which of your fics is your pride and joy?
2. when and where do your best ideas seem to strike? 3. is there another author who inspires you to write? 4. how long do you spend editing?
5. do you use a beta reader?
6. what's your usual writing environment?
7. what's a fic you didn't expect to be popular but really took off?
8. what wip are you most excited about?
9. do you write in order or do you jump around?
10. do you outline?
11. which fic did you do the most research for?
12. would you ever accept requests or commissions? 13. is there a writing habit you wish you had?
14. what are your top three most used additional tags? 15. what are your three most popular fics by bookmarks? 16. do you make playlists for your fics?
17. what genre is easiest for you to write?
18. what's a trope you want to write but haven't written yet?
19. which fic would make the best TV show? what kind of TV show would it be?
20. do you listen to music when you write?
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Literally everything about this scene is perfect, especially Izzy's little forced terror smile
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We don't usually see each other's headers. Quote post with yours. The only thing that matters.
Pencil sketch of Ed and Izzy having just kissed, looking at each other with utter adoration
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
JackEdHands tbh
A wood carving of 3 dolphins in some weird position
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Also also: some chives.
Oil pastel drawing of some blooming chives
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Also the worst possible life drawing of a chipmunk, and a rendition of some clouds
A poor oil pastel drawing of a chipmunkAn oil pastel drawing of some wispy clouds
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Did more Art while Outside today, featuring some chamomile in the herb garden.
Oil pastel drawing of flowering chamomile
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"Don't Go". Oil Pastel. 2025. #edizzy
Oil pastel drawing of a purple tentacle wrapping around Izzy's hand/wrist.
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
He sit on the lawn ornament and scream
A chipmunk perched atop a resin turtle statue
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
can u not?
screenshot of a weather app displaying that it is 90℉ and Sunny
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Herbs! And also literally just some scallions that we had in the fridge for a while that weren't getting cleaned up and I got tired of changing the water in the glass out so they are an Outside problem now
Photo of a raised garden bed with various herbs (rosemary, thyme, dill, sage, chives, garlic chives, scallion, parsley, winter savory, tarragon, chamomile
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This year for #StepOnIzzy Day, Izzy finally gets to be used as furniture!
Blackbeard emerged from his cabin this morning, a wild look in his eyes and enough of the brilliant spark he is known for apparent in him that it makes everyone forget the past two weeks where he hadn't been seen once by the crew. Almost everyone, anyway. Izzy is acutely aware of each of those days, of the ones where Edward wouldn't even let him into the cabin, of the meals brought in when he was allowed and carried out untouched the next day. He can exhale somewhat now that the worst of Edward's melancholy seems to be past him, but not fully. Edward has never been one to do things by halves, bursting forth with all of his energy at once as soon as he regains it. He’ll be in good spirits, Izzy is sure, but his body will protest in the way all things long enough at sea will do, even if Edward won't let on that it is doing so. 
As is usual, there is a bit of light revelry in the evening as Blackbeard explains his latest fuckery idea and the crew grows restless for their next raid to execute it, but things quiet down eventually, and Izzy is waiting for Edward when it does. He has his captain's pipe ready, a plate with dried fruit, a glass of the least rough liquor they have aboard, and himself at attention, willing to fulfill whatever whims of Edward’s that he is able from aboard this ship. 
“There you are,” Edward greets as he finally enters the cabin, giving Izzy a friendly pat on the back as he launches into further explanation of his latest idea as he settles in his chair, words only stopping to take a sip from his glass or a bite of food.
Izzy listens dutifully, noting supplies that they’ll need to ensure they have at hand and any logistical issues he’ll have to solve to make sure things go smoothly when they pull off Edward’s plan. When the one-sided conversation has gone on long enough, Izzy lights Edward’s pipe, presenting it to him wordlessly.
As Edward takes a puff, it seems like he takes a breath for the first time all day, finally relaxing and falling silent as he smokes, stretching his limbs out as he melts into his chair.
“How’s your knee, boss?” Izzy asks, hands practically twitching to massage the joint that so often gives Edward trouble.
“It’s fine, Iz,” Edward assures, taking another puff from the pipe and fixing a particular look in Izzy’s direction before continuing, “Think I just need to put it up.”
Izzy’s face flushes almost immediately, recognizing Edward’s expression and the request in his words. There’s a humiliation to it, being used in the most literal sense, being furniture for his captain, that makes his skin warm as his cheeks pink, but there is a deeper warmth that wells within him at the thought of being of use, and that feeling pulls him to sink onto his hands and knees in front of Edward without hesitation. 
Edward kicks one foot up onto Izzy’s back, then the other, crossing them at the ankle and letting his heel dig into Izzy slightly. “That’s it, mate,” he praises with a groan as he settles.
It takes everything in Izzy to not let himself shudder as pleasure rolls through him at the words, forcing himself to stay still for Edward’s benefit, remaining in place until his captain has another use for him.
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
And another one where Jackie gets to #StepOnIzzy again | Izzy/Jackie. Explicit. ~1700 words. | 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/49838911
 And Come Back for More
StrangeBlueGlow
Summary:

    “Think you liked that too much for it to have been a punishment,” she scoffs, and Izzy makes a gentle noise of protest, but a glare from her cuts it short.
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
An #EdIzzy fic from the #StepOnIzzy Redux of 2023 | Explicit. ~1400 words | 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/49064485
 Some Kind of Kiss
StrangeBlueGlow
Summary:

    “You’re a sick fuck, you know that, Iz?” he teases, his sword, previously pointed at Izzy’s throat, swinging lower, the tip coming to rest between Izzy’s legs.
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Some vintage (summer of 2022!) Izzy/Spanish Jackie where Jackie gets to #StepOnIzzy | Explicit. ~1400 words. | 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/40017048
 But I Was Already There
StrangeBlueGlow
Summary:

    “Twenty husbands haven’t made me honest yet. Don’t think twenty-one will do it either,” Jackie laughed, knocking the ash from her cigar, “And you haven’t made a dishonest woman out of me in too long anyway.”
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Did art 🌞 outside 🌞
Photo of an oil pastel sketch of lilac leaves and blooms
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
There are a lot of reasons why I don't do digital art, and this is exemplary of several of them, but it #OFMDMerMay and mermaid Ed swim fast 🧜‍♀️
Messy watercolor-y drawing with little detail of purple shark mermaid Ed
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Peas on Earth 🌱
teeny little plant sprouts in dirt
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Today
Edit of the Kermit the Frog 4chan post meme so it reads "IT /IS/ FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER"
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
🌱
A purple hyacinth in bloom
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