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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass

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Starchild 2 Creation. MYLF. Epidemiologist. Queer AF🏳️‍🌈🇬🇭. she/her. A sentient incarnation of the universe. AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND

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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I done forgot about this platform I’m on threads now for real *shrug* Miss a lot of yall.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I ain’t been here in a minute… truth be told I’m over there on Threads. Much more engagement
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I am so grateful for my sister circle. I have been struggling with my health as of late and right now I’m not able to stand for long periods to cook or clean. My friend had her man cook food and courier it over. Look at this plate
A white square plate with 1/4 roasted chicken, broccoli and red rice
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO MY HOMELAND, GHANA 🇬🇭
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Oof, not my article getting more traction on Threads than here…… feels like I’m in an echo chamber of 1
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I spent 2 years researching the perinatal experiences of Black and Latina women in New Jersey. The first article was published last week. Please clap. www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
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Women of Color’s Perinatal Experiences: New Insights from a Large Qualitative Study in New Jersey
Disparities in maternal health experiences and outcomes are a critical public health problem in the United States. For this large, qualitative study, ninety-six women of color who gave birth within...
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My phone thought we were driving. We are in bed. 😈🤣
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a sonic the hedgehog video game scene with a bunch of rings surrounding him
Alt: a sonic the hedgehog video game scene with a bunch of rings surrounding him
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I’m just trying to pack 🤦🏿‍♀️🙄
Orange cat with a purple collar in a suitcase looking up at the camera Orange car in a suitcase looking away from the camera
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
So… the Cat Distribution System has sent me this handsome boy. Taking him to the vet to get him checked, see if he has a chip and if it’s all good, my cat Orion gets a brother
Buff colored male (maybe) tabby cat being held in the arms of someone wearing black leggings and a peach sweatshirt.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Now to await the dissection of all the subtext in the performance so I can see exactly how Benito made so many statements in 13 minutes.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Mmmhmmm.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This was gorgeous. Benito….. thank you.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I am LIVING for this halftime show. LIVING. I wanna be in the boricua side of Bluesky rn….
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I think that was a real wedding y’all
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I very much do not care about this game. Someone let me know when Benito is on
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Recuerdo algunas cosas del escuela secondaria . ¿Eso cuenta? (And it took me forever to remember how to write this. Please clap)
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I fucking hate cold and flu season. My kid has norovirus now. She just got over the flu. I am still getting over RSV. I’m about to start dousing everything in disinfectant.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I’m so ready for the Bad Bunny concert.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Plus I think more women should have swords.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
As someone who regularly forgets to eat and has gone literal days without food, I’m fascinated by this concept of “food noise”
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Apparently the dude made a threads and has been threatening her and she has a restraining order against him
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
3 for 3
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I'm on the hunt for a new gig and literally every description I read has some sort of request for AI skills and I'm like.... so you want prompt generators???? for my whole career *I* have been the intelligence. I'm not ceding that to AI
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I would absolutely binge watch an entire season of this show
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Hey y’all. RSV is not to be played with. I have been sick and it feels worse than COVID. I’m on a prednisone taper and a nebulizer just to calm down the inflammation in my lungs. Stay safe out there. If you qualify, get the vaccine.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
From the EEOC chair: “Are you a white male who has experienced discrimination at work based on your race or sex? You may have a claim to recover money under federal civil rights laws” Just lifting scripts from lawsuit commercials. WOOF
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
my new obsession is African pet parents. I am them... they are me.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This made me so happy
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Did Trevor Noah just clown Onika at the Grammys???
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My immune system has been being bombarded over the last month. Forcing me to rest. The world doesn’t seem to respect that. I’m frustrated. Send soup please.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The US pulls out of the WHO. WHO detectsNipah outbreak in India. Anyone want to guess how this finna play out?
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Listened to my saved voicemails from my dad for the first time since he transitioned. Smiling, crying and laughing all at the same time
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Happy Heavenly Birthday, Daddy. I miss you every day.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The way I'm praying she's the one who said "nah, I gotta go home and feed Rocco" IYKYK
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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a cartoon of a monkey and a bug with the words dishonor written on the bottom
Alt: a cartoon of a dragon and a bug with the words dishonor written on the bottom
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
as a woman of a certain age and professionalism, i'm paying for convenience, safety and comfort. and so, I'm paying my mom's landscapers to do my driveway, walkway and steps. cuz ain't no heart attack coming for me by trying to be superwoman
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
waaaaaiiiit. i worked a real life Devil Wears Prada for the last 2 years
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
they pew pew'd a ⚪ man? and are doubling down?
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Calling my fellow woo-woo bitches. We need to huddle.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
i have NextDoor as a way to know what's going on in my neighborhood i also realize its where the bored and uneducated spew a lot of dumbassery. i don't engage because i like peace... but wow people are disappointing
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
👇🏿 go to therapy and learn how to be social with other humans OR…. FALL IN LOVE WITH A LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL AND PLAN TO RAISE ACTUAL CHILDREN WITH IT.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I chortled heartily. Thank you
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I mommed so hard this week. Took the little to Great Wolf Lodge And I still have a 3 day weekend with her little butt. Someone send me a French 75 and a plate of strawberries
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Her: babe, don’t get out it’s cold. Let me pump ya gas. Fully leanin into my femme energy
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Used to listen to the Quiet Storm to fall asleep on this. IYKYK
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I'm using my funemployment to rest and finding out that I have extreme guilt around rest and sleep. I'm working to unpack that, while realizing that when I'm fully rested, I naturally wake up at 6 and can get a full days worth of achievements under my belt by noon.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Redfiin periodically sends me homes in my area for sale. Did the architect just give up???? This is the most characterless shit I've ever seen
the most boring of boring new construction houses. plain. white. shapeless.
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I think I may be allergic to alcohol?
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A thread about NYE church pressure and how motherhood is making me bolder
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Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass @bbmolasses.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Please 2026, be gentle. Be prosperous for me and mine.
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