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Brian

@bbizzle85.bsky.social
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Rippin farts and breakin h… nah just rippin farts

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Brian @bbizzle85.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Me, commenting on every other fantasy football team in my league during the draft:
Screenshot of an ESPN.com video captioned “Evan Cohen: 'I despise the way the Atlanta Falcons are building their team'”
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Brian @bbizzle85.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Genuine question: how did this ad make it through EVERYONE at Nike and the ad firm?
A screenshot of a Nike ad that airs constantly on Telemundo during the World Cup that reads “2026 ES EL ANO DE LOS SUEÑOS” which literally translates to “2026 IS THE ANUS OF DREAMS”
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Brian @bbizzle85.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Some old man burned his own flag and wrote “blacks rule” on his own driveway then called the cops to complain.
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Brian @bbizzle85.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Screenshot from Andor S2E7 (2025) showing Senator Dasi Oran telling Mon Mothma “They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that’s the final humiliation.”
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Brian @bbizzle85.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
2018 from the InfoWars contributor Paul Joseph Watson stating, unironically, “The right is starting to get better at comedy and it’s making lefties nervous”
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Brian @bbizzle85.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Utah-BYU
Paper 3-D glasses with blue and red lenses, which are the colors that BYU and Utah, respectively, are wearing head to toe. The uniforms are very bright
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Brian @bbizzle85.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Eric Andre of the eponymous Eric Andre Show sitting at his desk asking “Why would you say something so stupid yet so loud” - altering the original from the show (“Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave”) to make the meme explicitly question why the original poster is so vocally wrong in her shitty take on a clear First Amendment violation.
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Brian @bbizzle85.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Ended up a little further down the ASU sideline - final score aside, could not have had a better experience. Excited beyond words for where this program is headed
Arizona State RB Cam Skattebo (#4) turning the corner on a first quarter run against the Texas Longhorns
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Brian @bbizzle85.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
#BeatUofA
ASU's Chase Lucas (24) tries to get an Arizona fan to celebrate during the fourth quarter of a 70-7 win over Arizona at Arizona Stadium in Tucson, Ariz. on Dec. 11, 2020.
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Brian @bbizzle85.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
How about NOT A FUCKING CHANCE, Apple
An iPhone lock screen notifications showing Creed’s “One Last Breath” playing while a notification foolishly suggests the volume be turned down
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