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bbeach.bsky.social

@bbeach.bsky.social
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I've got everything to lose, and I don't give a f*ck. Nobody else should either.

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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 4h
Elon needs his rockets so he can spray-paint graffiti of a generously-endowed Allmighty on the moon - the space equivalent of truck nuts on a Cybertruck.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 4h
Screaming Trees. Wasn't that a band?
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 4h
However, even Elon Musk doesn't have enough money to pay Paxton to debate Talarico.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 4h
More data centers in your backyard, Grok in your pocket, and Russian bots on X in your brain. Paying to play is the American way in Citizens United land. (And he lies just like Trump).
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 4h
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Texas Tech: Official University Sponsor of truck nuts.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Q: But was the stately pleasure dome more like an upside down demitasse?
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
See what I mean?
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But they are, and they vote for Senator Tuber.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Story to follow.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
National Merit Scholar. Junior ROTC. A beautiful, bright light dead by suicide. JD Vance, Trump and ICE accept no responsibility. They should. "How the cruel, with time, becomes classical." Vampire Weekend. youtu.be/nP2FbpYs4t0?...
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To quote Jeff Tiedrich, "How did we Nazi this coming?" Good question to ask retiring Senator Tom Thillis, who now expresses buyer's remorse for voting to confirm this tidy-whitey streakmark.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Texas is Ground Zero for Democrats to take the Senate. Unfortunately, the trough is being filled to overflowing to defeat James Talarico. If you want to pitch in, here's the link to his campaign website. jamestalarico.com
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, I thought I'd ask AI about it.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/EkaKwXddT_I?...
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought that "Vampires not Dracula" was still trending on Bluesky. Guess I'm a little late.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a reason Trump loves those big, beautiful data centers.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
America needs more of Baby Billy. Perhaps an Ellison-owned HBO can give us a Righteous Gemstones spinoff (unlikely). Who else can revive our sagging spirits with tales of Teenjus?
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not necessarily a reason to stay inside or avoid the waterfront, but still.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not Elric of Melinbone. His sword.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can't outrun those genes.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtu.be/Hphwfq1wLJs?...
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Written many decades before Maduro and Trump.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Speaking of mandatory retirement, when you have an old piece of furniture that gives your surroundings a stankey stank smell from too many special interests sitting in it for decades, and is no longer fit for purpose, it's time to put it to the street.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does he sleep? It Depends.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And this, too.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This what happens when you give one agency way too much money, power, and time on their hands.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Slash. Real men aren't afraid of puns or double entedres.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Affordability? Psshhaaaww. Americans just need to shop smarter. youtu.be/JTI8rxAhcsg?...
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Vote Vets (and donate). They're doing the Lord's work. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/u...
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump requires lots of support to maintain his following on social media.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
More Texas Trump voters reacting to Ken Paxton. One conflates "acquitted" with the Texas Senate's refusal to impeach:
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
More Texas Trump voters reacting to Ken Paxton:
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
More Texas Trump voters reacting to Ken Paxton:
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm going to post this whole article, but before I do, I'm going to screen shot the individual reactions of swing voters - Trump voters all - when asked about Ken Paxton. This will be fun, at least for me.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once again, proof positive that even occupants of the shallowest end of the gene pool enjoy freedom of speech in this great country.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
4.27 seconds to solve the Rubik's Cube. No wonder Leon likes having manufacturing facilities in China. It helps practicing 2 hours a day under parental supervision.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A teeny, tiny downpayment on the stupidity tax that markets continue to defer paying out of "irrational exuberance." The balloon payment will inevitably come due, in full, someday.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An additional 22% support President Trump's job performance.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/22/o...
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is a literally true statement. Just like your doctor saying, "You have an infected pustule on your anus that must be lanced." youtu.be/h1pXm0GjLho?...
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fort Worth voters know better than to elect Paxton.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump found some art more to his liking and put it up. With the exception of Reagan, he seems to prefer either brain worm hosts or worms.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Removed from the African Lounge, along with everything else.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Additional Kennedy Center art targeted for removal.
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The disassembly and removal of "Blue."
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ask not what your country has done for you. Ask what you can steal from your country. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/u...
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't get the Krik reference. My only point is this: There is plenty of blame to go around. It is no more complicated than that. To quote from a venerated Islamic prophet, albeit not "The" Prophet:
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bbeach.bsky.social @bbeach.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Killing begets more killing, and all sides have plenty enough on their hands for generations to come. Historically, "brown people" have been pretty accomplished at slaughter as well - very often towards each other. Oh, and the Holocaust. Whites killing whites with industrial efficiency.
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