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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 2h
If need be create a story reason for Hellboy slowing down, the events of Golden Army were pretty rough on him
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 3h
Ah, that's around the time I learned the reality of military service and switched from soldier to military mechanic
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 4h
How young are we talking? Because in elementary school I wanted to be a soldier
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They must follow you
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So apparently Blemmyes is pronounced like Bleh-my-es... they aren't just legend, they were also an actual Lower Nubian nomadic people
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love that what transpired after I read this was *googles Terry Pratchett* "oh that whore"
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't remember it, I was the same age as Matilda when I last watched it
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, probably little bits from the original plot that were too critical to the story to completely scrub, plus the fact that she's a kid in a world a kid shouldn't be in... and also some scenes that are harmless but people are hypersensitive, like her singing Like A Virgin by Madonna
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jean saved the film, Leon was supposed to be attracted to Mathilda but Jean refused to play such a character leading to the stoic and potentially asexual Leon that we love
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Barrett's aren't as squeezable, pure muscle
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It would be illegal not to
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you mean me I don't know how to block people
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Neither one has more authority than the other, equal
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Literally the number one most famous thing about the bible is that EVERYTHING we know about it is interpretation... like how the line that says "women are to obey their husband as they obey God" the NEXT LINE is "men are to obey their wives as they obey God"
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's how my parents do things
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I follow an older interpretation that puts men and women on equal ground, both obey each other... it's easy for me because that's how my parents already are... the husband is the man of the house but the wife runs the house therefore they are equal
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I answered the question, and it's culturally backed, towards the end of the party lower quality wine is brought out after the high quality wine has been enjoyed... you never intend to accept my answer from the jump
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watered down wine, mix the wine still left with the water and now you have more wine... less science and more quick thinking
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Miracles are just science misunderstood
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Faith is trusting that which cannot be seen... you can have faith in science just like having faith in God... I believe in both because I believe that science is the laws of the world built by God, all things adhere to the laws of science, even miracles, even if we can't understand it yet
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The idea of God's plan isn't of consequence to humans, it's not worth worrying about... it doesn't really matter if there's a plan or not because it's beyond our comprehension, anyone who claims to understand it is lying because in atheist terms that's like saying there's a correct way to live
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn't realize you were an expert in all the secrets of the universe
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No I mean I'm at risk for genuinely thinking I hear the voice of God or thinking that I'm being haunted by demons... instead I just believe in a higher power because it brings me comfort
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How else do you think the movies got made
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I ran out of text... also the idea that everything is predetermined has been heresy for 1000 years, God's plan is more of a framework
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I ask questions all the time, I've been questioning religion since I was 13, I believe that true belief can only come from questioning religious texts... I'm at risk for religious delusions so I have to question everything even my own thoughts, faith can never be blind
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Theologian is as real as a Philosopher
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's pretty much how actual fae work, if you put a red hat on a regular gnome it becomes a redcap... there's basically 7 fae and the rest are subtypes
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do the dick reeds expand when inserted just like real reeds when eaten?
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I almost instinctively got offended because I've been writing a character that requires me to get immersed in French culture
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love this idea that even you don't understand how this world works
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This might be the first time I hate one of your posts, purely because I hate this new slang bullshit
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And all the lesser known spots
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Uncanny valley would be perfect for Majora's Mask tho
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'd ask what she grabbed last time but I think I know
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You need to sell plushies of inflated frog
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
FINE I'll reread the entire series
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I have absolutely no idea what's going on
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Even my IRL barbarian ass realized that every combo forms a dragon
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well at least they aren't fighting (Magnus might end up in the hospital tho)
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I haven't watched this show but it seems agreed on that Kara has no understanding of privacy or shame
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Scalli need to draw all the animals more often, they're almost better than the porn
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think Parker is the only one so petite she can't float
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Parents just don't want to parent their kids anymore, they want the government to do it for them
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fun fact: in her universe Venom has bonded with her, MJ and Logan and MJ is currently bonded with Carnage
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I feel like becoming a Chosen is the goal of all high level adventurers
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's not the Russian censorship playbook it's the authoritarian censorship playbook, that book is older than Rome
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If anyone invented guns it would be dwarfs, ballistae cannons would definitely be a start, arrow guns
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Whatever happened to her in the game, the remake is really sparse on the details
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bbkelly @bb-kelly.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
He tops but he's not a dom
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