iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

As someone who’s never played an Ace Combat game before, Ace Combat 8 is sick as hell

Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If we lived in any other era of video games I would've looked at wolverine and shrugged like "maybe next time" But realistically, now we have to wonder if Insomniac will even get a next time. Hopefully it sells I like Insomniac.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Is it just me or does the OOT Remake look like that "Mario in Unreal Engine" viral slop clip from facebook

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

With all the gta hype going on I have a feeling that the viewership for gamescom ONL is gonna be at its highest. But that means that the monkey brain ball and gunners are just gonna spam 😴😴😴😴 every time something other than GTA is mentioned.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

#mortalshell2 is a game of remarkable highs, but it makes you feel the dip in quality in the back portion of the game so much harder because of that. The game is such a massive improvement over the first that you can’t really compare them. The combat and exploration is top notch

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I do regret saying things sometimes but it looks even worse for me to just back out and not take it on the chin. Sorry @patstaresat.bsky.social

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Bro if you shit into a toilet that is IN THE PROCESS OF FLUSHING you deserve life in prison

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Yeah I know what I said. WHAT OF IT.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Idk why I even have instagram on my phone but every time I get a notification from it it’s always like “you have 4 MISSED notifications” No motherfucker I didn’t miss shit I’m ignoring it on purpose. Take your call to action, forced urgency, fomo ass and kill yourself.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

getting home and just pulling your dick out and sitting down feels pretty great tbh

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I would say “I implore fans to look at GTA 6 more critically instead of automatically agreeing with mainstream media about its quality” But let’s face it none of you fuckin sheep are gonna do that and instead just clap your hands at the GTA and how it goes brrrrrrr

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Ok so Palworld is legitimately one of the best games you can be playing right now. Even if you’re not into survival crafting games it really is something special.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Fleas are just the CEO’s of the insect world. They shack up like they own the place, leave it in a worse state than when they came in, and jump to another place to do the same thing but this time with “experience”

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I feel like a massive hypocrite for buying this but I have to tell myself that it's not the Ubisoft I hate that I'm looking at here. The team at Ubisoft who made this truly understood the assignment and they made an EXCELLENT remake of the best AC game in the series (fuck you don't @ me)

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I feel like if I hadn’t played Mouthwashing I’d miss who the true villain of Obsession is. It’s Jimmy. It’s always a Jimmy.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Pretty soon you’ll look down in your soup and suddenly Zendaya will appear. Seriously though she’s everywhere. I mean good for her for getting that bag but also there’s other actresses out there, hollywood. Maybe we should look for new blood?

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Saw a guy in Rockaway standing on a street corner walking in circles waving his arms at a pile of pens and pencils. What a vibe.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Something tells me the $80 in microtransactions were suspiciously absent from the review period for AC4 Remake

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

What do you get when you take the DNA of Elon Musk and Donald Trump and inject it into a chicken egg? You get Tim Sweeny

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Fun fact: If you scream the word “BILEWATER” in a public place, everyone around you will look at you with disdain. They’re definitely silksong fans….

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Scrolling bluesky at work and just coming across a wall of pornographic art and immediately throwing your phone across the room is a fuckin mood

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

It’s so funny how this is America’s “250th birthday” (independence wasn’t declared officially until much later but whatever) and yet I don’t see any massive patriotic celebration from any side of the political spectrum and those who actually are treating it like some big event look insane. Wierd huh

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

One of the biggest pet peeves is being at work or in a car with someone/others and it being completely silent, no conversation happening, and the SECOND I put in my earbuds they try to talk to me.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Allow me to vent for a moment about what I believe is the root of all evil: Religion. Of any type. Any belief, any kind whatsoever. More specifically Christianity and Catholicism but some of these grievances apply to all belief systems as well. Strap in cuz this might be long and whiny.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Man you know you’re fucked when you’re able to throw out your entire back with a SNEEZE.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Imo any fps game that has a dedicated kick button automatically gains a full letter/number grade Especially if the kick causes enemies to ragdoll

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Today I learned that there are still #xbox dick riders out there who are looking away and plugging their ears like “LALALALALALALA CAN’T HEAR THE PEOPLE LOSING THEIR JOBS XBOX XBOX XBOX XBOX” And your most recent post is about how much you hate climate change denial. You’re no different. Bitch.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

It's very hard to wake up every day not wishing for a short drop and a sudden stop when your bank account is negative every monday.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

LET THA HAYTE FLOW THREW YEWWWWWWWWW

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I feel like The Brave Little Toaster contributed heavily to my future depression

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Beware the Magic The Gathering to Crack Cocaine pipeline

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

If any of what’s going on is to teach anyone any kind of lesson at all, then that lesson is don’t sell your soul to #xbox…. You’ll be used, abused, and then dumped on the side of the road. RIP #compulsion and #ninjatheory

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Man who fell into River in Lego City has finally drowned after years of the fire department waiting for god to save him

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

dude cyberpunk's photomode is on a whole other level

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It’s nice that bluesky allows you to unfollow them. Unlike some other thinly veiled neonazi fake gamer prick we all know.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

If anyone has a Ball and Gun gamer in their lives who refuses to play anything else and actively mocks you for playing different games, how the fuck do you deal with it?

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Sometimes I just wish that CEO’s put all of the energy they spend on their AI psychosis on their role in their respective industries and the health thereof instead. Like there is so, so much effort wasted on riding the wave of the grift that could be easily spent on just keeping everything afloat.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Sony backing away from releasing first party games on PC is disappointing but similarly unsurprising, given that they do care about their console audience but the time where they *were* coming out on PC was actually really great for everyone. Nixxes is gonna get closed as a result and that’s shitty

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I have a feeling the post SGF discourse is just gonna be a bunch of Ball and Gunners complaining that they couldn’t cum because there was no GTA 6 trailer. I’m just here for the vibes and to go “oh neat” at some stuff.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Super glad I caught this as perfectly as I did #LGM

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

007 First Light is the definitive Bond experience from a team whose spent years perfecting their own brand of stealth action games. IOI knocked it out of the park. Not much I can say about it without spoiling some things. Shouldn’t even describe combat either it’s just better to go in blind. GG IOI

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

so that James Bond is kinda lit huh

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

If you pronounce “cunt” with a th then I know you’re either from new york or new jersey Same with pronouncing “whore” as “HOOAH” but that’s more specific to certain places.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

The mixtape hate is a mix of ignorance, bandwagoning, and “culture war” signaling. And by culture war I mean the white supremacists hate it. I’ve never played it myself but I can tell you that this shit is ludicrous. Take it from a guy who is an E33 fan. This sucks.

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Bayou Boi @bayouboi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Destiny 2 goes into maintenance mode and instead of preserving all of this knowledge that has been built up for a decade in the people working on it they’re just gonna can it all. Classic bungle

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