Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Is the Pope Catholic? Mais, yeah. But is the Pope Créole? Then, mes chères, he ought to know—we hold ourselves to the highest of standards - and there’s no greater duty than protecting vulnerable children. So, mon frère, félicitations—and we’ll be watching. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Not Elmo. No, sir. The gauntlet is ON. THE. FLOOR. Not the street that raised your baby and gave you front-row seats to Poirot. If they come for PBS, they’ll come for your childhood & your last nerve. Sign the petition. For LeVar. For Mr. Rogers. For us all. protectmypublicmedia.org/rsc-emails/right.placeRight Place: premium domain name (Buy now) - right.placeYou've come to the Right Place™ 011
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I don’t know what’s comin’ first —us slippin’ into the Gulf like an old porch giving way, or this cracked-out weather knocking us sideways with heatstroke one day and ice pellets the next. Either way, we’re getting evicted. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 06/05/2025C’est vrai. The sorrow of our time. Tentacles in everything, spoiling it all. But we see you, don’t we? You’ll run out of hidey-holes. 032
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Got stuck halfway to Delcambre and the gators are circling. Please send Jeremy Dufrene—or his cousin with the flatbed—tell him to bring the socket set. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Dis-donc, mes pischouettes - it’s a creole tomato, Duke’s mayonnaise & sea salt on French bread. C’est tout. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Oh, Clay Higgins…poor Higgins. Waving a “list” in too-tight jeans doesn’t make you a patriot—it makes you a spectacle. 010
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 05/05/2025If you need me, I’ll be on the front gallery, cocooned in the hammock and being tossed about by these unseasonable winds. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I’ve no intention of waltzing in circles just to amuse someone’s ego. I see your little tactics, and I’ve danced that reel before. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 05/05/2025When, I wonder, did we abandon the notion—if indeed we ever held it—that two things might be true at once? 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Art—one of the few comforts left in these trying times. I named my eldest Artemisia, naturally. 020
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Mon Dieu et encore… NO, mes amis, I have never partaken in this “cock fighting.” Please refrain from asking. It’s beneath you. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Afraid I’ve no time for pleasantries, but I do love the blueberry muffins at the gym. Saved you one in my purse. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I’ve always felt Monsieur Gorey captured me a bit TOO well here—thankfully, I’ve since upgraded my fainting couch to one slightly more comfortable. 010
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Naturally, my expat friends inquire how I manage so well in such a swamp. Oh, my dears—it’s memory, handed down in simmering pots and secret prayers. It keeps the children safe and the cowards nervous. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Jeff Landry polishing the keys to his baby jail like heirlooms—silver from his grand-mère’s plantation tea set. Salivating in seersucker. One is tempted to say, ‘Run along now, let the grown-ups talk.’ Alas. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 03/05/2025To those who tried to torch the truth and silence the stacks, I offer a single, well-bred finger. And to the brave hearts who held the line, I tip my hat and my heart. That our new library rises at Holy Rosary, sacred ground of Black excellence, is nothing short of divine poetry.katc.comHoly Rosary Institute proposed as new site for Northeast Regional LibraryThe long-anticipated Northeast Regional Library may soon find its new home at one of Lafayette’s most historic and culturally significant sites. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 03/05/2025You already know this, but tonight calls for chamomile—and I’ll say an extra decade for each of you. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Là bas!? Trump as pontiff of all good Louisiana Catholics? Is this Clay Higgins’ idea? No, don’t tell me. I shall make my way to this new papal seat to find out for myself—Vatican, Louisiana, inside the Bass Pro Shop, wedged between the duck blinds and the gator jerky. I shall keep you all apprised. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Mais voyons donc, mes chères. Take your manglier—extra honey. We shall all need strong constitutions. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Paid a visit to the Cajun prairie of my youth, only to find it had packed its roots and drifted south—straight into the Gulf of Mexico, or whatever name they’re giving that ever-expanding puddle of our regrets these days. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Where might one procure a scale? I’ve scoured the marketplace, only to find a plethora of “scales of justice,” which apparently exist on perpetual sale. Unfortunately, I’m not in the market for one that’s purely decorative. 000
Bayou Bodicca (Madame Sans Sucre) @bayoubodicca.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Met with a gaslighter today—told him with tariffs rising and Elon bottling moonlight, even deceit’s gone luxury, bless his deluded little heart. 000