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Bayou Billy Butler

@bayoubillybutler.bsky.social
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I write sometimes but mostly it’s sports and pro wrestling. Maybe movies. Maybe more. Cats, Royals, Chiefs. boxd.it/2nz1X

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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
HE HAD OPTIONS????
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ay man who let Olivia Rodrigo put the cure and stupid song on the same fuckin album
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Noah Cameron has gone 7+ innings and allowed 2 or fewer hits in 3 straight outings That’s tied for the longest such streak since at least 1900, with: 2019 Justin Verlander 2002 Damian Moss 1997 Randy Johnson 1911 Rube Marquard
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Totally understand that you probably couldn’t even get cash for Strahm but DFAing two dudes the day after a stagnant deadline makes my hair stand up
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Trading Bubic while his stock is at its lowest and keeping Wacha and Lugo as they age
Galaxy brain
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Jake Eisenberg @jakeeisenberg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He has smiled & slugged his way to the franchise record. El Capitán es El Rey! What a moment to witness in Detroit.
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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 25/07/2026
The Captain takes the throne! 👑
A graphic with images of Salvador Perez swinging a bat and smiling set against a powder blue background. Text on the graphic reads, "Smile for the history books. 318 career home runs, passed George Brett for most home runs in Royals history."
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is probably gonna fuck his swing up for a couple weeks but I don’t care, I’m pumped to watch him hit megabombs
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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 08/07/2026
A southpaw slugger taking center stage in Philly. 🔔 Jac Caglianone has announced he will participate in the 2026 MLB Home Run Derby!
A graphic with a cutout image of Jac Caglianone standing ready to swing a bat. Text on the graphic reads, "Derby Edition, Jac Caglianone, T-Mobile MLB Home Run Derby."
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
One thing I haven’t seen much discussion of re: Sorsby: isn’t he LESS safe now? What’s stopping a shark or gambler from threatening him/his family under the condition that he throws games? Or any other athlete for that matter? Violence is part of why gambling is (supposed to be) regulated!
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
55 lbs down since July 19. We move!
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The Rockets new redesign looks pretty good except the T in their typeface is the only lowercase letter, why did they do that
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’m going to the Royals game today because I hate myself
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Was just awaken by comfortably the loudest thunder I’ve ever heard, thought we were being bombed
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Nathan MacKinnon you are a god
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
How do you exercise your back without throwing it out, I am immobilized for the second time this year
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I know I’m on an island here but as somebody who thinks catcher defense is widely overrated, I love that the Guards gave up capital to get Patrick Bailey
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Carter Jensen and MJ Melendez. I need the name of the Royals catcher dev coach and I need him fired.
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
How is this Royals team suddenly a half game out of first
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
“I fuckin love this shit” - Lucas Erceg #HEYHEYHEYHEY
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Shaking my fist at the entire United Kingdom for looking down their nose at catfish
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
You’re welcome Kansas City and Kraig Wright
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I love Salvador Perez but it’s getting hard to watch him take at bats
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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 27/04/2026
Worth the wait! #HEYHEYHEYHEY
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Real tears
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I think criticism of Q’s analytics approach is widely overblown but I do find it crazy to play Thomas in the field and bench Jensen. At best, Thomas should be DHing so he’s easier to PH for.
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I know it’s a City Connect teaser but “not in a location” over a clip of the K 👀
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Second-ever chipped race in the books, improved my 10K time by 4 minutes
Kazuchika Okada surrounded by gold confetti
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The REAL Opening Day has arrived
Sluggerrr
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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 26/03/2026
Happy #OpeningDay. 🥲
A meme of Squidward, wearing a Royals jersey and hat, staring longingly out his window as Spongebob and Patrick run around on a baseball field.
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Project Hail Mary is a banger
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
A year ago tomorrow I married my favorite lady, and tonight we’re getting hammered on drinks way too expensive to buy on a normal night. Life is beautiful
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Since July 21, I’ve officially lost one of these bad boys. It’s crazy (and shameful, frankly) to think I was just carrying this around every single day. Literally everything is easier now, and will keep getting easier. We move!
45 lb barbell plate
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I am so excited for baseball season and very excited to be done with WBC discourse
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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 18/03/2026
He is him. Maikel Garcia is the MVP of the 2026 #WorldBaseballClassic! 🇻🇪
A graphic with a cutout image of Maikel Garcia in his Team Venezuela uniform. Text on the graphic reads, "2026 World Baseball Classic MPV Maikel Garcia"
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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 18/03/2026
5-time Gold Glove 5-time Silver Slugger 9-time All-Star 2015 World Series Champion 2015 World Series MVP 2020 Comeback Player of the Year 2022 Lou Gehrig Award 2024 Roberto Clemente Award 2024 Stan Musial Award 2026 World Baseball Classic Champion
Salvador Perez kisses the World Baseball Classic trophy during a postgame celebration. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
lol lol lol what are the Broncos doing this offseason
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
They trailed 5-2 in the third. 6.1 shutout innings from the bullpen to beat the reigning champs, who hadn’t lost since 2017. And it’s capped by Wilyer Abreu working hard to do the postgame interview in English with no translator and fucking nailing it. How can you not be romantic about baseball?
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Man I’m a former fraternity president who loves baseball, football, and light beer. The cognitive dissonance is off the charts
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Dechambeau breaking every club he owned and diving into a pond out of anger would be so incredibly worth it.
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I am probably still naive but I think it’s fine for it to be legal, even still. It should just be treated like other vices: with a little social taboo and extremely strict laws regarding how it can be advertised and promoted.
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Royals vibes are reaching 90th percentile highs, it’s gonna be so painful to watch Salvy GIDP 15 times and strike out on 3 pitches with RISP another 20
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
In hindsight, how did we bring DeRosa back to manage USA after losing the WBC in 2023 while benching Bobby Witt Jr the whole time
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 10/03/2026
@benlindbergh.bsky.social recently used the term "perfect player" for Bobby Witt Jr. and I think that's right. He's the third-best player in baseball but he's "perfect" in ways that even Judge (defense) and Ohtani (doesn't play the field, slacker) aren't. Truly elite at everything. No one like him
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
PLEASE an MVP season I beg
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Watched Eternity last night and really loved it, kinda think it’s underrated as hell
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I love the World Baseball Classic man. The number 1 pick in the MLB Draft is out there with a dude who’s a construction superintendent when he’s not playing ball.
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Elon doing the salute. This place still doesn’t have the comedic juice twitter did though, I’m sorry. A lot of yall complain about seeing Nazi shit and I just simply didn’t, until the salute. Sounds like an algorithm problem to me. But I didn’t want to give ad revenue to a Nazi so here I am.
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I sincerely believe I could wake up, have a taco, run all 10 (albeit slowly), and get this done in closer to 12 hours than 24.
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Bayou Billy Butler @bayoubillybutler.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Currently reading Lonesome Dove for the first time and it’s wild how perfectly Duvall embodies Augustus McCrae. As he always did.
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