swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Café au lait et un train Houston really is the Paris of the south 0100
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Getting real Skype 2019 vibes from the whole starlink discourse, if they’re proven to be an unreliable partner idk why anyone would use the service vs funding a more secure competitor 020
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Imagine having to argue with the two dumbest people you know in your third language 1110
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025BREAKING: Osborn Industries has announced a relocation to Houston Texas 030
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I just hate how Texas republicans have to do this little sham game where they pretend that democrats secretly run the state government. YOU run the schools, if students are being deprived of educational opportunities it’s your fault for not providing them 181
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025This is just like visionzero, under Turner we had a realistic actionable plan run by experts based on data, whitmire is just a snake oils salesmen making us spend more for worse outcomes 221
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I just dislike how the mayor hypes up his efforts but MetroNow is very clearly less ambition than MetroNext 020
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Dawg I just don’t know how they’re gonna balance the budget when the largest line item wants more money 110
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I just think it’s funny all these guys that think Rome is cool but then they hate bureaucracy 1150
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Who’s paying $95 to go to the official Bill King conference? 520
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025It’s incredibly frustrating that our representative acquired grant funding for west Alabama street and the city is deciding it’s not going to build any bike lanes but will use the grant money to repave the street anyway. I just don’t see how this won’t make the city look like a terrible partner 0113
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025It’s honestly insane that every Montrose TIRZ meeting is just everyone ~10:1 speaking in favor of the old redesign plan, like the mayor must be actively trying to ignore the community 1141
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I will always hate the mayor because there is zero reason why a 10ft wide shared use path can’t fit in here, he’s just a awful spiteful person 1102
Reposted by swagnerBeth Shook @bshook.bsky.social · 16/02/2025If you care about building a safer and more beautiful corridor to Buffalo Bayou, tomorrow is your last chance to demand the Montrose TIRZ Board vote NO on the city’s dangerous redesign of the Montrose Blvd Improvement Project. 6:30p at the Havens Center or on Zoom montrosehtx.org/meeting/febr...montrosehtx.orgFebruary 2025 - Montrose TIRZ 27The Board of Directors of Reinvestment Zone Number Twenty-Seven, City of Houston, Texas (the “Zone”), and along with the Board of Directors of the Montrose Redevelopment Authority, City of Houston, Te... 1237
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Linguistically, I find the whole insistence on using the new name for the gulf funny because the English name for basically every Asian country is an exonym established several hundred years ago 110
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I can’t believe the timeline led to a series of events where Kathy Hochul is the good guy after all the congestion pricing shenanigans 030
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I just hate how even TXDot is like “yeah shared use paths need at least 10ft”, like even TXDot gets it but the mayor doesn’t. It’s like he’s never been to Buffalo bayou on a Friday evening ftp.txdot.gov/pub/txdot-in... 161
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I don’t know how the whole MAHA thing is supposed to work, when I was a kid they tried to limit the size of sodas in NYC and people lost their minds 040
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025What I genuinely don’t get about Texas republicans is that like they complain but then don’t do anything to address what they’re complaining about. Like if you only look at this logistically there is physically not enough jail space but they don’t talk about infrastructure just complain about people 282
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I’m not an economist but I don’t see how making steel and aluminum more expensive helps people build things in this country 031
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I always find it funny how much local support sports teams have here despite the fact that we don’t do relegation like in Europe. Like the owners could decide to just pack up and leave a city next season if they think they get more money somewhere else 131
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025If the sunset district in San Francisco had Paris densities none of this would be happening 010
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I like how, despite having basically no power whatsoever, the democrats secretly run Texas 070
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Kinda feels like Trump policies are tailor made to exclusively screw over Houston worse than anywhere else 240
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I just think it’s funny the republicans ran a whole campaign that was like “they just want to talk about genders and don’t care about the price of eggs” and now that they’re in charge all they do is talk about genders and don’t care about the price of eggs 0155
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I feel like the “privatize everything” crowd doesn’t get that for stuff like schooling the govt is still gonna have to pay for it but instead of providing the service at cost there’s gonna be a profit seeking middle man skimming off the top 1122
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Planes are literally falling out of the sky now, someoneplease put Buttigieg back in 1101
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Ugh, they’re replacing the last people on TIRZ 27 that actually care about making Montrose a better place and instead we’re gonna get more mayoral lackeys hand picked by the mayors unelected advisor 001
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025They should take one of the bubble tea places in midtown and move it to the Montrose collective, but yall aren’t ready for that conversation 001
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I think one of the most frustrating parts of living in central houston is you can feel the bones of this place it should be as important as Manhattan, but the combination of poor leadership and the fact Texas doesn’t want any real cities and it’s just the hollow forgotten land 041
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I think it’s funny when non-urbanists run cities, like how do you look at blocks and clocks of parking lots and storage centers in the heart of you city and think that’s ok or a sign of a healthy market 031
swagner @bayoubikeyboy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Foundation is a great game because it lets you answer the age old question: what if this hill had a massive church on it 010