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@bayklin.bsky.social
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type theory appreciator, disillusioned optimist, just staying alive

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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ultimately, he'll just write her off as having a "preexisting condition." Life is for the fit. For anyone else, death is a personal failing. You didn't do the right exercise routine or take the right supplements? Nature will punish you, as it should.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You got the cat gene.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Giving Trump an appetite for military action was a horrible idea from the ghouls that made it happen. I'm glad at least one of them is gone forever.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
One of the most chill "gargling demonic scream" vibes out there. Cute goat!
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Scary Movie 2's actor, James Woods 😆
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde. What an amazing performance!
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They even want to eat like Nazis.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Stenography
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I recall the school being a triple-tap. That's more than just an out of date map. That's someone with eyes on target watching the initial strike, seeing the motion of survivors to the outbuilding, hitting that, waiting for first responders to show up and hitting again.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It's so depressing to see absolutely nothing learned after Iraq. We don't even have a video of a statue being pulled down yet.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
They'll kill kids at the behest of the Epstein class and shrug off all accountability. There is no honor in any of this.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Bay of Pigs 2.0
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
You could probably just yell "pedophile" until they dragged you out and become the most popular politician in decades. But frowning sternly as you get clowned on is a good look too, I guess.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Going 10 in a 65 is absolutely exhilarating
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The entire theory of "prediction market" accuracy is that people with inside knowledge will bet big when they see the opportunity, thus sending an amplified signal that steers the prediction. It's a weighted "wisdom of the crowd" essentially, and a massive sucker's bet for everyone else.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I mean, for Spanish-language music, if you learn "amor", "besos", "bailar" and "corazón" you're about 80% there.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
These guys really underestimate how bad things could get if the legal system is no longer seen as capable of providing justice. All these systems were put in place by and shaped around the interests of the ruling class, and they're just bulldozing them with no regard to consequence.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Also important to note that Hamas is the entire civilian government of Gaza, not just militants. Schoolteachers, cops, ambulance drivers - all considered Hamas.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
We talk a lot about ICE, and they absolutely suck, but CBP is the worst of the worst. They've acculturated for decades on abusing and killing migrants with absolute impunity and now they've been unleashed on our citizens.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Presumably they thought they could just pay to make it go away, and that strategy was definitely working for them until suddenly it didn't.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Big "history repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce," vibes today.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Once you tire of that, you can get exclusively into atonal modern classical and say cryptic things to your friends like "I feel the unity of all keys" while playing something that sounds like you're having a stroke.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I don't think Angelina Jolie is *that* unattractive.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
a whole lifetime of chomping in front of them
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I want a bed that requires the rituals of a capricious Mesopotamian god and randomly punishes me anyway.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Oh, great. Here comes "actually you have to vote for 99% Hitler" discourse again.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Once she realized she had party support, she was able to stand up for her true beliefs. Her cowardice was before, not after.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I see we're doing the haha it's just funny speedrun again.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Oh, ok. In hindsight the phrase "promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela" should have been an instant giveaway. TBH maybe "Nobel Peace Prize" should have been.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
He calls it "The Matador"
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Doesn't even look like 10 in binary.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Looks like we're reaching the logical end point of the "free speech on campus" panic.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Counterpoint: no it won't.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Guys we found Karlach's mom
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The prediction was always that the liberal crew would suddenly discover the genocide as soon as Trump was doing it, but it's still amazing to see it start to happen.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I recall the origin of the "South Park as generational political poison" argument was due to Yglesias as a subtweet of Chapo, but I can't find the reference anymore, so might be lost to time.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Researching unfamiliar topics and fact-checking are possibly the two worst use cases ffs.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
For the last time, Michael, you don't get to be the sun
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Oh, well, when in Rome
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
You inspired me to check out Discworld, and my library had Guards! Guards! so I've started with that. I love his writing style. He's so funny!
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
If a cylinder touch your lips you gay
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Wow, that's some real-life body horror.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
That's a wide stance, Viv. Super solid. No one's gonna tip you over.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Options and the freedom to choose. Damn, that sucks.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I mean if he likes the way he looks now, that's great, but I just get baby rat vibes.
It's a baby rat!
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Would love to learn more about the political cesspool that keeps churning these ghouls out.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I don't think these guys understand that the world they're from no longer exists. You can't maintain the status quo from atop a pile of ashes.
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Evergreen
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
getting insanely turned on by a shriveled jack-o-lantern making gargling noises
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corn @bayklin.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I'd love to be able to buy a BYD EV, but no, because freedom.
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