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@bawbdylan.bsky.social
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artist | writer | sleepy | as tall as charizard, apparently

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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not to brag, but I somehow managed to wash a load of laundry with not one, but TWO full tins of altoids 😌
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I swear seeing MCR live a few weeks ago healed something in me
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
good vibez again plz tysm 🙏
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
also please send some good vibes my way for an interview that would change my whole entire life :o)
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
my version of a cigarette break is eating chocolate chips by the handful straight from the bag
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I just want watermelon all of the time
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Jessica Drew Quiroga @jqnotjq.lol · 06/08/2026
I see people saying the American dream is dead because they can't afford a single family home but I think it's dead because of all the kidnapping of immigrants and taking away the rights of anyone that isn't a white man owning a house won't save you from ICE or allow trans people to live our lives
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
well, the hadestown pro-shot is very good and everyone should go see it
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
what the honk should I wear to MCR and Hayley Williams
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
nothin like having a bed and being in it amirite
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
had high hopes for a new coffee creamer I bought and it just tastes like a bath and body works candle
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
you ever cry over something you thought you were over? 🙂
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
my cat jumped on my keyboard and typed “sza”, is that a sign I’m supposed to listen to sza rn
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I had the best watermelon of my life earlier this week and I’m still thinking about it
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
this is the most retrogradey mercury retrograde I’ve had in a minute 😵‍💫
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
is it a sin to have pasta salad for breakfast
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
had a dream that I commissioned someone to make me a custom knitted/crocheted seahorse keychain and it was $477, and instead they made me a giant cat tree in the shape of giraffes with their necks all twisted together ???
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
back at it again with another craving for - you guessed it - ethiopian food
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I ✨always✨ want ethiopian food, if you were wondering
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
someone or something is having the time of their life on my roof
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
cannot wait to play ocarina of time again
master sword from legend of zelda lying in the woods
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
there is not enough caffeine in the world for me today 😴
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I love when butter isn’t butter shaped
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
why must everything cost money
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
WHERE DID THE DAY GO
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Current vibe
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jessbot @notjqnotjq.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We like things.
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
omgggg everyone in my life has been sending me cat pictures out of nowhere today and I LOVE IT
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
but how do I see harry styles and ariana grande in concert this year without selling my organs 🥲
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
the last two people I dated didn’t like pigeons, and honestly I regret ignoring that red flag
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I’ve gone through most of the day thinking it was Monday
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
a man just told me I have such a good vibe he would let me steal his identity because I would probably “do good with it, like Robin Hood”
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
today has been hell on a stick for me
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I am always thinking about this shirt
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I’m pretty tired of waking up tired
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
also HOW IS IT ALMOST MAY
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I need chocolate asap
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
honestly what an honor it is to have a small creature that wants to be near you all the time
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
women in stem* (*I’m currently unclogging my shower drain)
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I appreciate the guy I matched with on Tinder back in December that I went on *one* date with - did not even hug or ever hang out with again - but we have maintained a relationship of sending the most vile memes/videos to each other on Instagram
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’m tired of this grandpa, etc etc
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
my eyelids are sweating, time to turn on the ac
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I wanna stress-play the sims so bad lol
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
why are all of my tax ladies named Susan
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I yearn for the mines (sleep)
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
my dad and I may not agree on much, BUT I did get him to watch wicked with me when I was visiting, and we both agreed ariana grande should’ve won an award for her performance, so that’s somethin
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
how did I live without beignets before
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
it feels so good to be horizontal
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dylan @bawbdylan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
feelin like I’m waiting for my husband to return from war (at baggage claim)
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