Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Me: Hey thanks for letting me borrow your car, I really needed to get my terminally ill grandma to the hospital. Problematic pandemic-era Mario: 041
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They do that gag like three different times and it's always funny 1470
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If the cocktail that is her DNA lets her make a blade from the X parasite I might actually lose my mind. 030
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 14/06/2026*watching a true crime documentary* He was a good man Until he wasn't 000
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026She's the neopolitan ice cream of KH. A little bit of Sora, a little bit of Kairi, and then a secret third thing that Nomura will definitely reveal in KH4, trust. 000
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Batman as a black shadow with only the whites of his eyes staring back cold fury will always be the coolest shit. 010
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Legit question for suburban Americans - how do I kill the 30-50 feral Waymos that drive into my street within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play? 000
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Is it called the cheetah room because all the furniture is hiding? 000
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 14/04/2026No this is a good thing, now go awaken more crystals! 010
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 14/04/2026You're going to be writing books with a TI graphing calculator for the rest of your life 060
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Narrator: It was, in fact, exactly like Squid Games. 010
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 11/02/2026BLUESKY TIP When you see a post with a red question mark next to it, that means it has a quest for you! Quests can have valuable rewards, so be sure to assist as many posts as you can! ❓ 040
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Incredible as always, loved this piece the first time I saw it. 120
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Things are awkward when Frieza brings up his political views during Thanksgiving, but Cooler keeps trying to include him in the family. 000
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 05/12/2025You'd think that bottom men would be more effective in drawing them out. 020
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Damn, asking for quite a lot, I hope we can get there 000
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 16/10/2025This is just what big clam wants you to think so you don't notice them buying up the housing market. 000
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Pictured: me (in the Great Lake of Bile) with that fucking frog I hate 000
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Why is this the way I find out Taylor Swift got engaged 000
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Nintendo has ABANDONED the Switch 2!!! [picture of a sad Mario looking down with a large red arrow pointing to him] 000
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 17/06/2025"Please don't watch as we Holden Bloodfeast our way into another senseless war. Love you ❤️" 020
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Basically any Gameboy game, since they can be played on Gameboy, Gameboy Color, and Gameboy Advance. 290
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Men will see this and say wife. That's me, I'm men. 010
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 02/06/2025I think some ketchup for those french fries will help with his depression. 000
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Jesus, can I get just one catgirl delivery that doesn't have the box tampered with? This is the fifth time now, Amazon. 030
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 29/04/2025"For those who come after... right?" God, the resigned yet determined way that line is delivered breaks my heart. 110
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Oh God, now he's gunning for the most oppressed group of them all: Gamers. 1411
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Silver lining is that the self-portraits you use as references are such incredible bangers that weird internet people think your proportions are fake lmao 000
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025A Mesopotamian child went into cardiac arrest reading this 020
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Sleepy girl is one turn away from landing ass-first on the floor 000
Battygadd 🦇 @battygadd.bsky.social · 29/03/2025"This piss has been sponsored by our friends at McDonald's. After you empty the tank, come fill it up again with a Big Mac combo starting at $7.99. I'm lovin' it!" 020
