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Battle Dave

@battledave.bsky.social
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Aggressively Whimsical! Warhammer/games/3dPrints/overall Nerd. Follow me for painted models, and the occasional awful dad joke. Morbily a Beast. He/him, Ally to the tired, the poor, and the huddled masses. BLM, ADHD, Affirming Heathen.

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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
3d prints of rhe wych helmets.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyone else play #TCGCardShopSimulator??? I NEED to geek out about it. I played it during early access, and now its on Switch 2 with 1.0 release... I didnt know they added god packs!!!! LOOK AT THIS! FULL GHOST CARD GOD PACK!!
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@mapquest.com still has Lake Ontario correctly labeled. Disabled g-maps. Useless app, now. Mapquest is now the go to, as long as they hold the line.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My boomer coworker sent a poorly punctuated text to the group chat saying "it is coming down hard thunder, lightning the works" So I changed his name in my phone to Hard Thunder, and thats his nickname now.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Playing #ClairObscur today... I got mad at the boss Clea, so I spent like an hour racking up moon charges (74 I think...) on Sciel while defending and healing with the others, and then hit her for 14 million damage... lmfao
End of fight pic from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, where it shows the highest damage attack was a little over 14 million damage.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I dont know who needs to hear this... If something isnt charging, or not turning on, please check both ends of the power cord. Physically with your hands, and visually with your eyes that the cord you see plugged in, is in fact the correct device. Love, your IT/Tech support/Device maintenance
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We got Chinese last night, lol. So this was on the brain. Marry- White Rice F - Fried Rice Kill - Lo Mein I definitely lean on white rice now with my Chinese takeout. I used to be hard-core fried rice with everything, but now I gotta be in the mood. Lo Mein, thin vs thicc noodles? Too swingy.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Alright! MARRY! F! KILL!!! Your choices: White rice Fried rice Lo Mein Go!
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
#HappyFathersDay to all you Mother Fuckers out there.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Blue Cheese is a psyop by Big Cheese to keep you buying product that is long past its expiration date. Fight me.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I dont know how to explain this... But Im 100% positive, that the Hobbits (from LOTR), as a group, would absolutely LOVE the Minions from Despicable Me...
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Pour one out for a truely legendary person from the Warhammer community. John Blanche has passed away. Rest in peace, John.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I painted a #chaosknight for my chaos knight army, the Constructs of Carnage. This fellas name is Hardware Glitch. #warmongers #40k #Warhammer
A fully rusted out chaos knight with huge spiked wrecking balls on chains for arms.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Hear me out. Florence and the Machine... does a whole cover album of Rage Against the Machines greatest hits... and we call it Florence Against the Machine.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Dont do that, Seth. Dont give me hope like this...
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I try to do that too. And found Inalways feel better when I get some hobby time in. I need to do more. I really should cut my feeds down though, lol. I bet that would help a lot.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Thanks. I hope so too. What changes brought about the change, if you dont mind me asking?
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I am barely holding together. Anyone else?
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Thats what I thought, lol
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I have a Logitech K710 wireless keyboard at work. I've had it for 3.5 years. Use it every day. The A, S, D, and C keys are rubbed clean from constant use... I shit you not, it has the same batteries that I put in it on day one. Goes to show you how much power the RGB uses with gaming keyboards.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Stranger Things, S5... 11/10 Haters gonna hate. Cry more.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
HOLIDAY REMINDER: The time to get that turkey or ham out of the freezer to thaw for Chistmas dinner was yesterday. Hope this helps! Until next time!!!
Skeletor from He-Man, running away.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Only if we cast Bill Shatner as a supporting role.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a man holding a burning log in an office with a sign on the wall that says ' buzzfeed ' on it
ALT: a man holding a burning log in an office with a sign on the wall that says ' buzzfeed ' on it
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Holiday reminder that puppies are forever, not just for Christmas. Dont get a puppy unless you want a dog. They're a living creature that bonds to its pack (your family). Please dont get a puppy if youre just going to bring it to the shelter in January...
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Haha, fun.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Fuck. @profanity.accountant
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Im going to Nerd out here. The engineering of this WH30k Basilisk model, was incredible. An absolute blast to assemble. There were several areas that formed a 45° joint, like the trim around a door in your house. It was very satisfying to build. Resisting the urge to get another.
An assembled model of a Warhammer 30k Horus Heresy Basilisk for the Solar Auxilia.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Nope. I use paper towel. You want it to soak up those splotches while leaving it in the creases. Remember, its just a middle step. There will still be some areas that look too heavy. The drybrush will help further to bring back that luster all over.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
*shouldn't stick very well.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Yes. Because of the Lacquer coat, it should stick very well. Which makes it settle in the creases a little more. You can then take a paper towel or a makeup sponge and wipe off the larger panels and splotchyness. That could help. Then let it dry for a good 24hrs or so before moving to the drybrush!
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
What he said, but you can use whatever sepia wash you want. Citadel, Vallejo, army painter, etc. Doesnt have to be vallejo.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Thanks. Slow on the draw.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Played a game recently. 2k pts vs my buddys Heirophant. Managed to drop it in 2 turns of dark lances focusing on it, but it hit like a truck, lol. Hormagaunts ATE a full unit of Incubi, and then Lelith ate the hormagaunts herself. MVP is Lelith as always, lol. #Drukhari #Tyranids
2,000 points of Drukhari in Raiders. 2,000 points of Tyranids, including a heirophant.Deployment pic of tyranids on the left, and Drukhari on the right. Remaining Hormagaunts squaring off against Lelith and her squad of ablative wounds.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I like that color on the coral swords! What color is it?
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Stream challenge idea: put some time in on EVERY game in my steam library. Rules: 1: Must go in alphabetical order. 2: Must put 30 min in to each game, not including character creation. 3: Ignore/skip games I have already played. 4: Organize afterwards so I remember what I liked. Thoughts?
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I like talking to them in a normal voice, that way they learn to talk faster and have a larger vocabulary.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Oh, and there's this gnoblar I made... and I dont remember why. Just that he wanted to DANCE!
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
OG Tremors vibes. Love it.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Dont forget about the Adamantine sack full of power door knobs!
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Female Ogre Bruiser wearing pants that are too tight.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
In 5th edition I made an Angry Marines army that used the space wolves rules, and my Bjorn was call3d Sven the Angry-Fister.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Zoomed in #WIPWednesday? Feet pic for freee!!!! (Its a model, chill) I painted Leliths toenails.
Lelith Hesperax of the Drukhari, her painted toenails.The full view of my Lelith Hesperax
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
There's a whole Warmaster section on Specialist Arms forum. Ask there, maybe someone has the ME pdf floating around. www.specialist-arms.com/forum/index....
specialist-arms.com
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I found some stls to add some style to my necrons. Sautekh Dynasty representing! Get a plethora of these, some immortals, deathmarks, Lokhusts, and convert a bunch or Overlords... I think itll be a great look for the project.
Unpainted necron of the Sautekh Dynasty. Torso and shoulders modeled after the late Zandrek and Vargard Obyron miniatures.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Instagram allegedly
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
SMH. Inspirational. Truely inspirational.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Always love seeing the Dark Kin show up on the timeline.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft, Nvidia... anyone else that gets swarmed by scalper bots for highly anticipated items: Games Workshop is fighting back against scalpers using bots to farm hot items before real fans can order. You should too. Don't be a bitch. Take notes.
A note from Games Workshop saying to shut their site down and purged bot purchases to fight the scalper menace.
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Battle Dave @battledave.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Just a reminder: You cant control how good of a day you will have. You CAN control how weird of a day other people are going to have. Stay weird, Nerds.
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