*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I have two cats. One is a constant source of joy, love, and support. The other one seems to just be for shouting at. 020
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Grandpa used to say "Don't eat my ass and tell me it's raining" Grandpa had dementia. 010
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025"Let me get you a towel," then he throws a Def Leppard shirt at you. 000
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025My doctor: "Here is a pill that makes everything worse when you stop taking it." 000
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Gonna get "participle" tattooed on my dick. 000
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I am in a legal bind which is threatening my freedom based on my choice to seek alternative therapy for my symptoms. I hate to do it, but...if you can help at all, a little could go a long way. I'm just trying to survive while I pay lawyer fees. venmo.com/code?user_id... cash.app/$MatureStevevenmo.comVenmo | Steve LindseyVenmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today. 100
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Goober: assertive, vigorous, pointy, makes me bleed 031
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Muffin: gentle, soft, cute, makes muffins. 010
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025A strong endorsement for chaotic shipping practices 010
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Ordered three 24 packs and this is how it came 😂 000
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Me, the day before they put me away forever: 000
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025They used the same theme song for BL4 as Mobland (Tom Hardy, with the mouth) 000
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025open.spotify.com/album/4IrzBB...open.spotify.comRevolution Revolucion 000
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025AI has reached its peak over on twitter, where it's mostly used to propagate racism. 000
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025"that's (n) minutes of my life I'm not getting back" implies the existence of reclaimable minutes. 000
Reposted by *OH THE HORRORS*Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 29/09/20251 transgender shooter GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!" 47,209 white male shooters GOP: "This is the cost of freedom." 194112333778
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025The original Stinky Legmedia.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man in a top hat dancing on a stage .ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a top hat dancing on a stage . 021
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Call me old fashioned, call me a fuddy duddy, but don't call me a guy who thinks it's ok to bitch about money in front of your tenants. 000
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025My mum's latest addition: Baxter. DANGER - WILL PURR WITH ZERO PROVOCATION 011
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025A lot of people think that thing you like is dumb. 000
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Before you can go anywhere, you have to leave where you are. That's not a metaphor. It's just physics that happens to be sad sometimes. 020
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025There's always that empty part after a holiday where when you get home, the world loses its colour for a while. 000
Reposted by *OH THE HORRORS*Jay Tholen @jaytholen.net · 24/09/2025i wrote a .bat file that would trigger this post once my phones bluetooth reached 15,000 ft. that's right folks, i have been raptured. i'm the only one. see ya never loosers. 926127
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Talking to an Irish guy at the airport bar who I've convinced I'm a semi prolific American comic. 000
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Me: "Hey I'm gonna go upstairs for a bit until my symptoms die down" My mother: "You're making it all about you again" 000
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Today, on the day of my little sister's wedding, I found out her father killed himself because he had sexually abused her. 100
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025God himself won't get me to take off my headband for this wedding. 000
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Goober says personal space and faces are outmoded social constructs that we need to move away from to grow as a society. 010
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025My baby sister is getting married tomorrow. I wish I didn't have to go. 000
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Written by a friend who lives with mental illness. 010
*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Cat politics are complex beyond the ken of we hoomans. 030