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*OH THE HORRORS*

@battleallergy.bsky.social
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Ally to the oppressed, cat haver (×4), schizofriendlier, survivor of horrors both real and imagined, small art collector, grudging poet, world's tallest boring person, the 4 cats are worth a second mention

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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
He says hi at the end
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Dude is coming unglued lol
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I have two cats. One is a constant source of joy, love, and support. The other one seems to just be for shouting at.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Grandpa used to say "Don't eat my ass and tell me it's raining" Grandpa had dementia.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
"Let me get you a towel," then he throws a Def Leppard shirt at you.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
My doctor: "Here is a pill that makes everything worse when you stop taking it."
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Gonna get "participle" tattooed on my dick.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Everybody grinds. I will not elaborate.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I am in a legal bind which is threatening my freedom based on my choice to seek alternative therapy for my symptoms. I hate to do it, but...if you can help at all, a little could go a long way. I'm just trying to survive while I pay lawyer fees. venmo.com/code?user_id... cash.app/$MatureSteve
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Goober: assertive, vigorous, pointy, makes me bleed
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Muffin: gentle, soft, cute, makes muffins.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
A strong endorsement for chaotic shipping practices
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Ordered three 24 packs and this is how it came 😂
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Me, the day before they put me away forever:
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
They used the same theme song for BL4 as Mobland (Tom Hardy, with the mouth)
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
open.spotify.com/album/4IrzBB...
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Revolution Revolucion
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Thanks for all the follows, nerds.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Yaat is the past tense of yeet.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
AI has reached its peak over on twitter, where it's mostly used to propagate racism.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"that's (n) minutes of my life I'm not getting back" implies the existence of reclaimable minutes.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
1 transgender shooter GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!" 47,209 white male shooters GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
AI will never be as funny as Photoshop.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The original Stinky Leg
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a black and white photo of a man in a top hat dancing on a stage .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a top hat dancing on a stage .
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Obvious propaganda bot is obvious
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Profile picture by RedGreenBaluga
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Call me old fashioned, call me a fuddy duddy, but don't call me a guy who thinks it's ok to bitch about money in front of your tenants.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Damn right I do.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
My mum's latest addition: Baxter. DANGER - WILL PURR WITH ZERO PROVOCATION
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
A lot of people think that thing you like is dumb.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Before you can go anywhere, you have to leave where you are. That's not a metaphor. It's just physics that happens to be sad sometimes.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
There's always that empty part after a holiday where when you get home, the world loses its colour for a while.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
"c'est moi?"
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Jay Tholen @jaytholen.net · 24/09/2025
i wrote a .bat file that would trigger this post once my phones bluetooth reached 15,000 ft. that's right folks, i have been raptured. i'm the only one. see ya never loosers.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Plumb line kitty
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Profile picture by Smiley Dafe
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Talking to an Irish guy at the airport bar who I've convinced I'm a semi prolific American comic.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Me: "Hey I'm gonna go upstairs for a bit until my symptoms die down" My mother: "You're making it all about you again"
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Today, on the day of my little sister's wedding, I found out her father killed himself because he had sexually abused her.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
God himself won't get me to take off my headband for this wedding.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Goober says personal space and faces are outmoded social constructs that we need to move away from to grow as a society.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
My baby sister is getting married tomorrow. I wish I didn't have to go.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Written by a friend who lives with mental illness.
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
HA! Gotter!
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*OH THE HORRORS* @battleallergy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Cat politics are complex beyond the ken of we hoomans.
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