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Alex Doenau

@batrock.bsky.social
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One of the internet’s foremost Alexes.

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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Comment on an article about romance novels.
"What we're no longer finding reviewed on the front page of this newspaper is masculine fiction forms such as mountaineering, space travel, crime, and war."
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, also some good stuff, but I hope that the outcome of Supergirl's story is more than just ... I was going to give it a joke name but "The Fortress of Solidarity" is silly enough as it is.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Reign of the Superboys and Kingdom of Zod storylines that spawned from the DC KO storyline have finally come to an end, and the main through line that I can detect is that nobody externally or internally likes the Tomorrow Man costume and they're going to change it again soon.
Cover for Superman: Kingdom of Zod Special #1: a bearded Superman with a scar across his eye stands in front of a cavalcade of Kryptonians (Tomorrow Man, Superboy Prime, Superboy, Supergirl, Ursa), many of them infected with the Kryptonite sickness, while a large Zod looms over them.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can I pay Amazon to stop sending me this filth?
An unsolicited notification from Audible promoting Kit Harington’s role in the Harry Potter audiobooks.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
mole mole, print ad, imagery (1985) archive.org/details/pi-o...
pink clay buck toothed mole wearing an orange work helmet and shades, holding a space, standing on green grass above earth, ready to dig. a ladder is slightly to the right and there are colourful bits under the ground.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Criterion Collection cover for Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart at the River Styx, crudely edited to read Lone Wolf and Cube: MarioKart at the River Styx.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Whooooooooo wants some chestburster kebabs!!!
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Found new depths of AI food horror in Lidcombe today. Behold! Fish cake soup! @dashwallkick.bsky.social points out that the intestine brain things appear to have demon faces on them.
Absolutely gross “fish cake soup” that looks like internal organs on sticks.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rhyzorback
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.”
Panel from issue 23 of Absolute Batman.

Dick Grayson has stepped out of a steaming bathroom, a towel wrapped around his waist and another draped over his shoulders.

Dick: Yeah, I understood none of that? What’s going on?
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We have Niu Lai at home. The Niu Lai at home: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjeL...
youtube.com
Happy Electric Feel Friday (HD Remake)
YouTube video by Shrekles
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Too loud, coward!"
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Very fitting Jonathan Ross would write something with this title.
A gangster comic called TURF, written by Jonathan Ross and Tommy Lee Edwards.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yeah, in the last month or two.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I reviewed The Odyssey for Batrock.net. You don't have to read it. Just click on it. Let it into your gate. I promise nothing untoward will happen. batrock.net?p=2787
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Movie Review: The Odyssey
Christopher Nolan (Oppenheimer) knows big. For the last 18 years, he has used IMAX cameras for at least part of every film that he has made. With The Odyssey, he follows this theory to its most nat…
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So there's an isekai romance novel at the moment, but the other world that the character finds herself transported to is ... modern day Ireland?
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is what comics are all about.
A panel from Absolute Catwoman #2

The UI for an auction site, a profile belonging to Doris Payne. 

A grey blue sphere glints in the item image box.

Catalogue > Wishlist > Mystery Orb

Mystery Orb 
To Die For 

CURRENT BID:
$100,000,000.00

Enter your bid Submit

Voice over box:

Actual weapons are one of the few things you can’t list. But state secrets, national treasures, premarket tech—all fair game.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Belta Lowery 😎
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
(complimentary)
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
People sometimes ask why there was a decade of Superman comics with inverted triangles on the covers. The answer is, of course, because comics are gay.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
History repeats itself: first as horse, then as Adonis.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Uffington Horse - horse marked out in chalk on a hillside.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Very cool that there are bigotries you can openly practice - and parade in the UK press - with absolutely no repercussions whatsoever.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There is one name that keeps appearing on gay book lists and keeps appearing as a quote on the cover of other gay books (including Colin Morgan's), and everyone should know better. The man in question hasn't even covered up his digital breadcrumbs. And he used Zelda ingredients in a dye recipe.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
That’s not the side of the goose eggs come out of.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'm choosing not to finish this book after 45%, because to continue would be a
Super Mario Galaxy logo but instead it says SUNK COST FALLACY.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Please see Leviticus at some point to support a little country I like to call “Australia”. I’ve already seen someone complain about the accents …
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hell yeah!!! These skeletons killed me so many times.
The album “Gitarooman” Originally Soundtrack. 

A smirking stitched together dog with the body of a book box is walking in front of a smirking boy wearing a winged helmet and red body armour. 

The track is Born to Be Bone by Tomohiro Harada.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
That’s what they hired Jeff Hiller for!
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's time for me to sue Rob Liefeld. (But only if Marvel doesn't sue me - I didn't know about any Leapérs when I came up with this name 25+ years ago!)
Comic cover for Rob Liefeld's Badrock #1. A shirtless grey rock dude wearing white gloves, a utility belt, and white and red pants is jumping at the reader with his right hand pulled back as if to punch you.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The best thing about looking up UK TV shows on Wikipedia is when you get to the reception section and every time, without fail, it says "and here's what a transphobe had to say about it."
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Reinforcing that if you keep an eagle eye on bylines you can save yourself a lot of time in this life.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Today on Batrock.net, my review of DISCLOSURE DAY, a movie I loved until I didn't. Personally I think everyone should see this without knowing anything beforehand. I watched a couple of trailers while putting this together, and what the hell ... batrock.net?p=2737
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Movie Review: Disclosure Day
Steven Spielberg is eighty this year, and there’s no greater proof that some things you just don’t age out of: John Williams scores, aliens, and the tendency to occasionally go off the rails (in so…
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Kander & Ebb Consultants.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Maybe it says something bad about me but I hate when games slow down your movement speed in "civilian" scenes. Let me run around the joint, please!
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
That joke has not made sense once in 36 years. I didn't get it as a child for obvious reasons and then as an adult it's like "what?"
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
THIS Kong just DIGS this tune.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
🎶Just wild beat Communication🎶
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
They Might Be Giants and Charles Dickens. A Tale of Two Great Tastes that Taste Great Together.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
🎶When I give the signal my friend Mr. Vholes will send the law bill🎶
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Gonna clean up at the Maxies.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a … never mind.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hannibal Burress looking at the camera. The image is fried. 

Caption: Pretzels is the Same
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Never again will I fall into the "accidentally read a profile written by Maureen Dowd" trap.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Here's a time saving hack: if you click on an article that looks interesting, scroll down and check the by line. If it's written by the devil, you can safely close it. Sometimes all you need to do is look at the masthead!
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Star Fox Adventures mentioned …
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Douglas Stuart's excellent JOHN OF JOHN is out on various dates this month: the 5th in the US, 12th in Australia, and 21st in the UK. It's Stuart's finest work to date and an infinitely rewarding piece. My review here: batrock.net?p=2675
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Book Review: John of John — Douglas Stuart
Stuart Douglas has written two very good novels to date, but they were very heavy. Shuggie Bain and Young Mungo, with their distinctive names, are not exactly laugh riots. Douglas’ third novel, Joh…
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
He once fought me on the old site for claiming his conservatism (pre-2016, I think … back when he was something approaching relevant).
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Agatha Christie killed someone at 4:50, come on.
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Alex Doenau @batrock.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo, hands clasped, accompanied by the text "I wish all people who send complex emails at 4:50 on a Friday afternoon a very die."
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