don @bathroomkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So I rode a mechanical bull for a minute, as a Taurus this feels cosmically correct 1150
don @bathroomkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Neurotically cleaning today hope yall are having a good one 0210
don @bathroomkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is now your therapist. Oh we would be enabling each other the wholeee session. 010
don @bathroomkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Okay I haven’t looked at my back in a while who wants a piggyback ride 💪🏼 2293
don @bathroomkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wellll I might be looking for jobs again this month 🥴 this was not what I was expecting the year of the fire horse to look likeee 130
don @bathroomkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I get this is a joke song but why is it like unironically a bop 000
Reposted by donDon[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It's nearly the weekend. Happy #fcf 🍆 1173073203
don @bathroomkey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026In Amsterdam for world pride and between the time change and alcohol and lack of sleep I’m gonna be a delirious mess this weekend 🥴 050
don @bathroomkey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Love how everything is fine and then my brain just decides it’d be fun to have a mental crisis 🫨 020
don @bathroomkey.bsky.social · 25/07/2026“Not you going to the mall to buy your outfit for Berghain” 000
Reposted by donRuth Bator Goonsburg👩🏻⚖️ @hexxxploits.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Y’all…I just won Biggest Dick in Seattle 2026 and I’m going to Nationals in San Francisco 261464
don @bathroomkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026On vacation with family and I’m dissociating to this bop 🤩 020
don @bathroomkey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026During my strep throat bed rest, I started Love Island for Zach and Bryce but I’m staying for Sincere 030
don @bathroomkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026And contrary to popular belief, my favorite rice is basmati 000
don @bathroomkey.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Group chats on bsky?? Someone invite me to an orgy please 🙏🏼 080
Reposted by donderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them. 166212583295
