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@batfish.bsky.social
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Death Fucking Metal, ADHD, Humanist, Green, Antifascist. ¡no pasaran! 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️🤘 🚮 💚 ♻️ he/him.

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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE LIGHT POURS OUT OF ME
me, on a teams call with a beam of sunlight causing my glasses to reflect with a blinding incandescent  glare. it looks pretty cool
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Team USA crashed
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USA 1 BELGIUM 4
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Alez Les Bleus
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
a Bargain Booze shop
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Reply from the BBC complaints department
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It's me, an older white bloke with a beard, shaved head and glasses wearing a Celestial Sanctuary hoodie. I'm throwing horns and sitting at the a table eating Ben & Jerry's for breakfast as a little treat because I'm 4 years sober, mutherfuckers!
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
cold hand in fingerless glove doing a thumbs up
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This - this is what I hit today. Go me!
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Yeah, I'd like a lighter from your Cheap Cats range please.
A pack of 5 lighters on an o line shopping site with pictures of cats on them. They are, in fact, cheap (£5.95 for 5)
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
short and to the point
Big Hammer with FUCK ICE on it
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Don't forget
email from Medical Aid for Palestinians- thank you for your continuing support!
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
#metalsky I need a pallette cleanser, any #UKHC albums from this year I should hear? Cheers.
A bunch of orange recycling bins by Sainsburys absolutely fucking overflowing with every kind of empty booze bottle.
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
God, I'd hoped it was this one
The Marsh Farm Estate, Luton, UK.
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The cover of Autonomous by Annalee Newitz. The work drugs don't work, they just make me worse (die).
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
BOLLOCKS.
Garage floor with standing water from a leaky boiler.
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It's also canonical
Nurgle, a space alien demon god from the 40k universe
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I'd be so tempted to add one of these every time I go past
rainbow unicorn sticker bundle
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
something random
phot of a cursed potato standing amongst the shredded corpses of its enemies
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I'm so glad I never encounter anything like this
Groundskeeper Willie in a meme where Principal Skinner notes that metalheads sure are a contentious people
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Starmers' real Britain bullcrapMy version: putting acup over a spider, bread ends in the fridge, hoovering before you go on holiday, the lawn, damp, boiling eggs, the big issue, spice, vaginally thrush, tyre pressure, 20% of goats, a plastic bag with bananas in, coal. That's the real Britain.
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
It works! I knew there had to be a point to all this internet bullshit. Thank you so much, I'm literally buzzing and now that looks unlikely to change anytime soon.
A creamy mug of black coffee. It's only got FUCKING SALT IN IT!
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
no new pictures where are you at mentally:
Ukko the Dwarf from Slaine by Simon Bisley riding a pig, drawn in exquisite black and white
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This going to be so fucking ugly and so fucking good #metalsky
The disgusting album cover for The Ugliest Of All by Werewolves. It shows gross giant porkers chowing down on human flesh. Lovely.
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I made a picture showing Matt Berry pointing a revolver in his mouth. Next to Matt it says 'kier starmer' and next to the revolver it says 'policy decisions'.
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
horns up, lads
My nhs inbox - 666 unread items. Hail Satan.
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
VICTORY! We will always outnumber the fash, we just have to act.
VICTORY! UK white power festival in Yarmouth cancelled.
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
A list explaining how long it would take to listen to the collected works of Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne (30 hours)
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Kevin Costner pretending to be a postman or something,  I haven't seen this film.
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
a blurred, over-saturated night vision doorbell camera shot of me freaking out as I return home
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Carrots: always cooked in batons or julienned in butter - the thought of it still makes me gag. Sliced like this and steamed - amazing
Carroys sliced the right way
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
My fantastic four @2000ad.bsky.social
The Dark Judges (Fire, Fear, Mortis, Death) from Judge Dredd
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A young Ma-Ma from Dredd in her mugshot, giving the finger to camera
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
#gullsofbluesky
A gull on the railing a  Harvester pub. Behind it is its' massive offspring, who you can tell is being a right nerk.
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Best Doctor Who Ever
Easily my favourite Doctor Who, Uncle Bryn off of Gavin & Stacey
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
our Channel 4 hit the nail on the head
creepy puppet animals perform a horrifying ritual around a burning C4 logo
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
A Zebra called Ed being airlifted back to captivity, slung under a helicopter in, I think Tenessee. He looks, frankly, a bit fucked off.
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
small mermaids uk donation
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
the evil entity from the movie The Fifth Element approached by warships
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Prepping the runners in my 2025 Papal Conclave sweepstake
Nine names of the top rated Cardinals. With their ages and nationalities
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Remembering Easter 2024
Me in the Vatican city last Easter wearing an Unfathomable Ruination shirt, the backprint reads 'Upon Their Tainted Altars'
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I love slightly musty time capsules
Copies of early nineties Deadline magazine
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
What's this?
Visions of Stagnant Blood, but different
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
SHAKARA @henryflint.bsky.social offers a relentlessly violent beauty in @robbiemorrison.bsky.social epic story of vengeance that threatens to lay waste to galaxies. SHAKARA is literally Death Fucking Metal. 🤘
The cover of the complete collection of SHAKARA, showing a black bodied biomechanical humanoid creature, the embodied vengeance of a genocided alien race, leaping into action against a solid blood red background
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
When I was a kid the chimneys were still there and if the wind was from the north your washing would smell.
Stewartby Brickworks, London Brick Company
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
'Only Britain Soldiers On' propaganda screen from Children Of Men
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The advance tracks from this are quite refreshing, for me I think summing up the struggle inherent in Friday afternoons.
the cover of the forthcoming Gutrectony album 'ANGST'
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𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 🦇🐟 @batfish.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The Pope giving a thumbs up
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