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EyewonderJosh

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Prince obsessive always looking for new sounds. I yell at cars blocking my bike lane.

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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every day should be "Shut the F* up Friday" share.google/iZDzhs5VlRoo...
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah...plus they recorded it on my chart so when I went back for my second one (they found polyps and my dad had colon cancer), they really loaded me up and I didn't wake up at all
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THIS! I actually woke up in the middle of my first one and started gabbing with the doctor. I was so drugged up I didn't feel a thing but just watched the monitor. He was great about it and explained what he was doing while the anaesthesiologist drugged me more and I passed right back out.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Wile E. Coyote's Magnet Wiggle
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Image of muscular Jesus with lightning bolts coming out of him.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't help but think grok played a big role in this snafu...AI is a hell of a drug
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If only those cars had hi-viz jackets on! Oh well, hopefully they were wearing helmets.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
...with none of the charisma of either.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Gremlin Wedding
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Geto Boys - Mind Playing Tricks On Me (Official Video) [Explicit]
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seriously...something as simple as riding a bike in Chicago: as a white guy I'm confident I can run red lights, run stop signs, ride on sidewalks and no cop will look twice at me.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this gif popped into my mind right now and all I want is a Spider Man pointing style gif based on these
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
1 yr later and our hood has the lowest traffic fatalities and serious incidents in all of Chicago.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chicago here: my street was made 1 way to direct traffic out because people were going 40+ mph down it as a cut-through. Normal NIMBYs raged about other strts. getting packed (including bringing in fire dept to scare us about response times).
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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The More You Know Logo Animation
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gotta do that Power Hour to lead up to the Pre Game!
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Denzel Washington as Malcolm X in Spike Lee's Film
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What I would give for a music show hosted by Synthesizer Patel!
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Do you live or visit Edgewater in Chicago? Here's a great petition to expand bus service in the area to make reaching the beach and other areas (like Andersonville) easier to reach! www.petitions.com/create_the_c...
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Create the CTA Edgewater Circulator Bus Route
If you live in the Far North of Chicago (or frequent the area), you know all too well what a pain it is to get from Edgewater Beach to Andersonville and back. Edgewater has spent decades shaking their...
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
PSA
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yayyy! The driver didn't break yet another law by fleeing the scene of a crash.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
But this is going to be the attack line no matter what. It’s what the right wing always says.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
....or knowing that they have an extra couple of seconds to run their red light before the other side turns green.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Correction: young WHITE dudes.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Instagram image of 3 pictures of Liza Minelli from Arrested Development. caption says "Rule of 3s: Our 80-year-old queer icons are under attack. Protect Liza at all costs"
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thanks for posting this! The dancing security people killed me!
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Exactly...that's for next week. Tonight, it's 9 to 5
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the exact thing that happened to me with Goo Goo Dolls. Saw them open for Frank Black in 1990 as young "punks" and was shocked when they came back up all prettified like 10 years later.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One day at work, someone referred to Californication as "old Chili Peppers."
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Smiling Friends: Am I Dying? Is This It? Rotten
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Well, this is politics, and the comparison is apples-to-oranges. Can't you see how different officials elected to different offices would have different motivations that should be judged differently? Plus Jared is a civilian acting in an unknown capacity other than grifting.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Completely different situations. Mamdami was working on behalf of NYC to hopefully stave off ICE invasions and other BS the regime is throwing at blue states. Jeffries is looking to be the adversarial head of a co-equal branch of gov't and 2nd in line of succession.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Mandalorian at the pottery wheel This is the clay.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
For me it was reading about how horrible James Brown truly was in Cosgrove’s Harlem ‘69. More than just prickly or troubling, but truly deranged and torturing.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just rewatched her Unplugged episode (from Boys for Pete era) on Paramount and it immediately brought back how captivating and original she was when she first came out.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Good points...if you haven't seen it, I would 100% recommend Moonage Daydream which does a great job of navigating Bowie's chameleonic nature
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
...and this was my issue with the James Brown biopic. I always knew he was abusive, but it wasn't until reading Stuart Cosgrove's "Harlem '69" that I got a sense of how horrible a person he truly was.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's worth a watch for Cheadle's acting alone. And he does make a serious effort to portray Davis as combative and abusive as he was (definite trigger warning on this movie). But just like it's almost impossible to make an anti-war movie, it's equally hard to not make you cheer for an abuser.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Some of the most satisfying moments of my rides are being aggressively passed by someone, only to get ahead of them at the next light.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And definitely more on the popcorn filck end, I know this takes a lot of flack, but I actually found a lot to like in Rocketman. I think it does the best job of being a jukebox biopic while also using the music to emotionally connect the songs with the artist's biography.
Poster of the Elton John  biopic Rocketman
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is more by-the-books, and definitely has some issues, but I thought Cheadle really brought an interesting take that attempted to be more than just a wiki article
Poster of Don Cheadle's Miles Davis biopic "Miles Ahead"
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This assumes that there is a "real" story of any artist that can be told. I think this movie is weaving a tapestry of Dylan as a cultural phenomenon. Personally, I'm looking for more than filmed wiki article, I'd like to see an innovative take on a figure.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ugh....it really cannot be overstated how horrible and reprehensible B.R. is!
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
To throw in an exception to prove your rule:
Movie poster of Todd Hayne's I'm Not Here biopic about Bob Dylan
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yeah…especially in that role. It’s not like he cast Page as a random ship hand or lieutenant. It was definitely a statement
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
And even though he didn’t have tons to do, it was a great jab by Nolan to cast Eliot Page as the moral center of the film.
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just smile...you'll feel so much better!
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Broad City Smile
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EyewonderJosh @batdancer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wholesome granny cringe is so much better than racist uncle cringe!
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