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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 .

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𝗜-𝗧 𝗯𝗼𝘆, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝘆, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝘆 𝖧𝖾/𝖧𝗂𝗆 ✦ 𝖨𝗇𝖽𝗂𝖾-𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅 ✦ 𝗆𝖽𝗇𝗂 & 𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗈 𝖽𝗇𝗂 ✦ 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗐: 𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗈𝗋, 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐, 𝗏𝗎𝗅𝗀𝖺𝗋, & 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝖽𝗈𝗏𝖾 ✦ 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆❥ 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆/𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 ✦ 𝗜𝗰𝗼𝗻 : 𝗘𝗸𝘇𝗼𝗻𝘇𝘇𝘇𝘇

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𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ @dadbodmech.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@batboner.bsky.social
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Isnt that supposed to be my line ..
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pretty boy—?! This is an HR violation and some sort of abuse of power .. I'm into it
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[ Fake gasp ] Are you flirting with me..? Are we going to kiss if I come over there?
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm AWAKE.
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Robby.. Robert ......
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you have it with you—?
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☆*:. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆 — quote bot @thenatalog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ahem . . . 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 . ✫彡
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No! Well.. hold on.... do you have a lawyer suit..?
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm not answering that without my lawyer present
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Woah momma—
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Quiet scary spiderlady, I'm trying to rizz my boss
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ahahah no....
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
.....So you ARE meeting me in the closet RIGHT? Either way, I am tied to the shelf—
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hahah #relatable. Right robbie? rob? roberto?
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︎ ︎ ،،̲ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ HELL'S ︎ ︎ ︎ ꒷꒦ ︎ ︎ BELLS. @devouringink.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
poured my coffee hot enough to burn your kisses off my tongue.
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My bad, thought I had those notifs turned to silent—
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Its called being #Dedicated 💪 On that #WorkGrind 💪
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
But its the company supply closet so wouldnt that be work related..
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Late night marketing research.
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
..... Got it. No bitcoin pillowtalk. What about crypto? Stock's? No? Or yes?
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
...To be freaky, right? Right?
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Aren't we all, are you going to get me out of here or not
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No, the thought has never occurred to me
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh like I'm not supposed to have at least a half-chub when lured to a supply closet????
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Take your time I need a moment to let it deflate anyways—
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Nooooo..... Supply closet..
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm dying. Suffering ohhh the pain..
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Where's that little guy. That little fella. Robby, Roberto, Rob,
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
oh my shit oh my fuck
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* 𝐈N𝓥ES†ㅤ𝓙𝓝 ◝ ㅤТAℒᴇ𝓝†. @countingseconds.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Three ☝️
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You all want me dead. DEAD.
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
THREE OR I JUMP.
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Three.
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm off the clock I know my rights ☝️
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
🧍
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You could.. 👀.. Prevent this... 👀.. Save hundreds.. 👀
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If I dont get a kiss I might fucking explode. Call the bomb squad I'm taking this building with me
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Oh this guy can talk like this BUT IF I EVEN BREATH?
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𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐫 @viridisapex.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
𝘐𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝘿𝘼𝙔 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏.
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𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐛『地獄の使者!!』 @aranehenna.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
You're just gonna let the town bicycle steal your fuckbat away from you, man?? Assert yourself.
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
spooky❥ HELP?
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Pro-bon(er).....
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Damn thats a really good lawyer ....: Hey what are your rates, I have some ☝️.... Legal....,. matters........
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
No I don't theres no cushion back there. It would be like fucking a skeleton .. creaky...
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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Miserable Slut (Affectionate)
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I can see, and what I see is a flat ass ☝️ Here, ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ Yeah still flat. No echo bouncing off of ANYTHING .
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𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 . @batboner.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Where...... You're all one shape .....
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