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@bastardsheep.com
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Shy introverted sports lover who watches too many tv shows & movies. Strong advocate "you do you" where it doesn't impose on others & Wheaton's Law (aka don't be a dick). Photography @sheepie-au.bastardsheep.com sheepie-au.carrd.co

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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 01/10/2026
One of the discords I'm in got a little obsessed with this today.
12axes.vercel.app results, according to it I’m left leaning, Progressivism. My political views are most compatible with Guilherme Boulos, Bernie Sanders, Fernando Haddad, and Olof Palme.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 22/09/2026
First order of business, bring back Captain GetUp (even though it was an Advance creation to misinform people about GetUp).
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 21/09/2026
I never knew it was that hard to find stock photos of people sleeping or awake in bed. Yet another classic case of #ThisDidntNeedToBeAI
This didn't need to be ai.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 20/09/2026
You know what? I think it's time to retire the coffee machine. For the season, anyway. Time to make me some cold brew.
My coffee machine in the background, cold brew setup in the foreground.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 19/09/2026
Awesome. #NHL pre-season starts tomorrow and the iPad app won't open.
Splash screen of the NHL app. That’s as far as it gets when loading.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 19/09/2026
Share a television show that raised you.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 18/09/2026
TEE ... wait.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 17/09/2026
I feel so young again!!!
Sign for a store that specialises in MiniDisc's
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 16/09/2026
This didn't need to be AI.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 16/09/2026
macklemore gotta be the first rapper where we gotta separate the art from the artist but in reverse cause we gotta separate his good ethics from his really bad art
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 13/09/2026
It may have a point if it wasn't created with AI. Kinda nullifies anything it's trying to say.
This didn't need to be AI
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 07/09/2026
Seen on FB. Read all the comments on the post. The OP even commented "I would have thought most people would have known what I meant…". I still have no idea what the fuck this person is asking. This is why AI slop is going so strong. People just DGAF. Zero attention to detail nor fucks given.
FB post. With green presents around it for reasons I can’t for the life of me figure out. “Has anyone experienced a noice after haveing a dog cuck installed. Only whe taking off.”
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 05/09/2026
When your car is getting so expensive to service every 6 months it's better to replace it.
My Suzuki Jimny, between Calga and Wiseman's Ferry.My Suzuki Jimny, between Calga and Wiseman's Ferry.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 02/09/2026
Ok, not day for it. Next few days will be days for it.
Predicted UV rates for today and until Saturday. Only 5.6 today, increasing every day until Saturday at 6.4.Same info, different layout.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 02/09/2026
Day for it.
My two sunscreens.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 01/09/2026
Me, I've set up 3 watch zones to cover the areas I care about.
My watch zones in the Hazards Near Me app.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 01/09/2026
Ohh, new feature of the Hazards Near Me app. Get it. Set watch zones.
Push notification of Greater Sydney being in high fire danger today.The screen I get when tapping on the notification.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 31/08/2026
Does anyone else see social media polls purely as a game to see if you can pick the least voted for option? Just me? (Trigger warning: I intentionally voted for bad grandma).
A poll on Mastodon to see if people knew the difference between "your" and "you're". I voted for the wrong option.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 29/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Skywhale.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 29/08/2026
For those who need more details, this is meant to be an owl. Owls are the postal service used in the transphobe's wizarding book universe. This is the new default icon on iOS & Android.
AusPost app’s new icon on phones.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 28/08/2026
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 26/08/2026
Slight chance of rain? My pants are still wet from the unexpected rain on the trip in to work. It's sprinkling right now!
Today's forecast. "Slight" chance of rain in the morning.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 26/08/2026
Horrible couple of days. First Dolly Parton, now Tim Curry. Such an amazing actor and person. Not on Dolly's level for the person thing, but nobody is. Tim, as with Dolly, the world is a worse place for your absence. 😞
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 26/08/2026
🐝
Bumblebee anatomy:
[lines around the back of it] Bum
[lines around the rest of it] Blebee
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 22/08/2026
Time to go back to sunscreen when working.
UV index for today. Only moderate, but I am pale.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 21/08/2026
Where do I buy one?
An advertising billboard displaying only an error message.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 21/08/2026
Why do I have an urge to place a blanket over the post and a pillow under the sign?
A "bus zone" sign out of its mooring and laying on the ground.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 21/08/2026
It's going to be a beautiful day in Sydney. #SydneyMorningPhoto #GloriousSydney
Olympic Park Station looking east.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 21/08/2026
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 21/08/2026
Thanks to Deborah on Mastodon if you compare how many street lights are in view in my image compared to Google Streetview below, I'm more convinced now that it's telephoto compression perspective trick and NOT AI.
The google streetview view of the area in question
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 20/08/2026
Is this a perspective trick from the telephoto zoom lens or is this AI Slop? I don't recall the cahill expressway jagging so aggressively just south of the southern pylon?
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 19/08/2026
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 19/08/2026
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 19/08/2026
Simpsons fans everywhere -
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 18/08/2026
600km done. First time doing a trip that long on this bike. I didn't dress warm enough nor dry enough. It needs more wind protection if I'm to go 110kph regularly. 100kph is fine. Somewhere between it gets bad. Can't be arsed making dinner. Too cold.
Plan B Burgers & Beer
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 18/08/2026
I think I found the water limit of my jacket. Just as I was coming in to Tuncurry.
My very wet leather jacket
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 18/08/2026
Have you ever ridden a motorbike 300km through rain just for pie?
Tanner's Bakehouse in Tuncirry
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 17/08/2026
It doesn't sound like much in the video, but riding around is SO much better and deeper. Previously only really loved the noise when accelerating HARD at low revs. Now a lovely deep note even when the engine is just holding speed going downhill. And I left the DB killers in. I hate loud bikes.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 17/08/2026
So, the productive stuff I planned for both Saturday & Sunday then "I don't wannaa"'d. Just got motivation hit around 5pm. All done. And bike taken for a short ride to listen to (and fuel up because it was on vapours).
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 17/08/2026
Always thought he was, well, -gestures-
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 16/08/2026
The view from my face. #SydneyMorningPhoto #NotGloriousSydney
Clive Park, Neutral BayTree
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 16/08/2026
Paging Cinderella?
A single silver women's shoe left next to a bus stop.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 16/08/2026
#CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfBluesky
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 14/08/2026
#TGIF yo!
A sign wrapped around a tree, a heart with two arms coming off either side giving the tree a cuddle. "Love your trees. I improve air quality".
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 13/08/2026
Can you stop being so #GloriousSydney ? 😛
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 11/08/2026
I … I had to. (I hope this isn't genai slop)
VENI
i came
VIDI
i saw
VI VII
six seven
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 11/08/2026
I mean, it's an honest answer? megatokyo.com/strip/9
Does Sheepie use any language other than English at home? 
Yes - “L33T”.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 11/08/2026
You're shitting me right? This is some kind of government practical joke, surely.
My census number includes both 69 and 6-7.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 11/08/2026
The view from my face. #GloriousSydney
Sydney CBD from Woolwich Wharf
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