Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 3hThis Josh Homme interview with Rick Beato is pretty great. 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026El Yucateco is a top tier hot sauce. Can't love it more. 001
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My NC beer brand that comes here from Asheville(My pal actually works at the plant) went from 16.99 a 12 pack to 21.99. Is there anything they won't fuck up? 010
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you thought for a second Godflesh would end on a happy note, get bent. This is brutal. 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 25/09/202615 years ago I spent 9 hours round trip on the road to see Kyuss. It was worth it. 010
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Microsoft wants to put ads in the middle of video games. That's what we call commercial suicide. 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Watching the Axanar film festival. The writing is clunky, but I'm enjoying it more than any Kurtzman Trek. 100
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Wow. State-run media. I'm shocked I tell you. Shocked.static.klipy.comBabylon5 Londo: This is Where It BeginsALT: Babylon5 Londo: This is Where It Begins 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026AI air traffic control starting in DC today. It's like the whole country is taking stupid pills. 011
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I randomly met Carrot Top in 1995 in Charlotte outside of a record store with my bass player and our girlfriends. He was on crutches with a broken leg. He shook hands and gave hugs to everyone. Even when it was fashionable, I can't hate that guy. I hope he's okay. 010
Reposted by Bastard of Reality𐍉𐌸𐌰 𐌶𐌰𐌺𐌰𐍂𐌹𐌰𐌷 𐌴𐌳𐍅𐌰𐍂𐌳 𐌻𐍉𐌷𐍃𐌴 @odraws.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This complete piece of shit is running classic comic book panels through generative AI to make them look "painted". I'm guessing he's using Earl Norem's name in his prompts. Everyone, block his ass! These slop-brains need to be quarantined so hard that their social media reach is snuffed out. 55217
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm convinced that music artists and entertainers in general that market themselves as "nice guys" or "good girls" are all hiding something. You don't have to be a complete miscreant, but if you do this and won't even get some dirt on your shoes, go the fuck home. 010
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I've gotten so sick of trying to answer Mom's repeated questions about AI over and over. New stock response: "Watch Terminator 2." 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So is Mitch McConnell like Punxsutawny Phil now? If he appears we get three more months of oligarchy? 120
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Explain it to me like I am a child. Why does Chris Brown still have a career? 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I just saw my first commercial for a product that defends your data from being scraped by AI. Seems like the classic example of creating a problem so they can sell you the cure. 020
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This new Stavros Halkias special is hilarious. Great to hear someone who actually writes jokes. 010
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Felt good enough to play the cheesegrater tonight. 010
Reposted by Bastard of RealityReturn of the Living Dan @danlarson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Prime already told you. If you didn't understand... read it again until you do. 522451
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Watching a Best of the Worst episode about Neil Breen. The Red Letter Media guys suggested that asking AI to write a Neil Breen script might be how we defeat AI. 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Listening to copious amounts of Judas Priest is better than antidepressants. 010
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Mandatory work camps for the homeless? SLAVERY That's the word you were looking for. 010
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"Rain, sleet, snow or hail, we won't let democracy fail!" Cheers to the USPS workers fighting back! 030
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Watching The Mandalorian and Grogu again. I really wanna make that sandwich that the Martin Scorsese alien makes. It legit looks good. 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The singer from Deathcab for Cutie makes James Taylor sound like George "Corpsegrinder" Fischer. That band is all icing, no cake. 010
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Dystopia has never been so lame. SNICKERS® Launches the World's First Digital Candy Bar for when AI Acts "Hungry" share.google/5gDEgQDkQXJN...share.googleSNICKERS® Launches the World's First Digital Candy Bar for when AI Acts "Hungry"By translating the iconic "You're Not You When You're Hungry" platform into the AI era, SNICKERS invites fans to "feed" their out-of-sorts AI assistant a... 010
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The current pro-flock psy-ops are so nakedly transparent. 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hearing the sampled piano from my ringtone everywhere is driving me nuts. 010
Reposted by Bastard of RealityPetergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 30/09/2023"The Werner Herzog action figure represents the futile attempt to stave off mortality by grasping at the paraphernalia of childhood, taking solace in the fleeting moments of completionist joy that it brings..." 511537
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Milo Yannopolis was arrested by ICE.static.klipy.comSnoopy Laughing While Reading a BookALT: Snoopy Laughing While Reading a Book 112
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I've had writer's block for months, but I wasn't that concerned knowing how many dozens of songs I have sitting around. I have to have it hit me, I can't just summon it like I usually do with riffs. Tonight I got a title and the subject and the lyrics are just growing. 010
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Having met Tom Segura at Goodnight's 8 or 9 years ago it's very odd watching him morph into Scrooge McBurns von Lannister. He was a nice regular dude back then. 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is still the best cellphone I've owned. Did everything I currently do with my phone. Tactile controls,real headphone jack and no fricking touchscreen. 010
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I love not caring about washed up band drama. 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'd like to have a job description that ends with the word "monger." 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Five movies that I used to like renting my customers: 5. Boondock Saints 4. A Boy and His Dog 3. Drop Dead Gorgeous 2. Leon 1. Death Race 2000 010
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I miss Tom Hanks in comedies. He's truly funny. While ranting about this I came up with this idea- "Get the Cohen Bros to lure him back and put Jeff Bridges and John Goodman in there. Hell, make it Big Lebowski 2 and make Tom Hanks the villain." 010
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I ate at my fav middle eastern restaurant today. I swear this was an innocent thought. Several young women walked by in longsleeved seemly hooded black outfits. Normal brain says: I've not seen that garb before. interesting My brain: Shit! Ninjas! Maybe I should watch fewer b movies. 010
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Those damn discs were all over our house. 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The opening move with "shock gloves" is physical assault. 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026What Rolling Stone did to Rock 'n' Roll is like what Reagan did to the USA. 010
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm still on twitter mainly as a social experiment. Over the last few days I've seen so many "... and then the class applauded" type anecdotes on there. Is Elon trying to do chicken soup for the alt-right? 030
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The internet goes out on the finale of Game of Thrones and I don't even have any beer. 000
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Tonight I kinda miss 1989-92 when music was in a transitional phase. 3242
Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I had a dream that I made meat and cheese pasties with Christopher Hitchens. We shaped them all like sharks, except for the last one which I made into a Galor class warship. 130
