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BassToad

@basstoad.bsky.social
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he/him gay, OG Diamond Poster, Amateur everything, and that's how i like it. production lead at the dick snucking factory avatar by beetlemoses

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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 14h
me playing deadlock
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 16h
when you see Jesus and he tells you to inject steroids
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They call me the truffle pig of gaming
Copies of Riddick Butcher Bay and Quake Gold
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
COSTCO CHURRO IS BACK FOR LIMITED TIME
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MY COSTCO FOOD COURT IS GONE WHY DID GOD BETRAY ME LIKE THIS?
Costco food court completely stripped, probably for renovations I guess but I'm still mad
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
anyone lose a can of Whole New Potatoes?
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There was also this truly vile fox mask
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Though there are these spiders that have a very funny face they look like dark souls enemies
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This years Necromancy Prank selection is less then spectacular, unfortunately
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Love buying old VHS cameras on Facebook marketplace hehehe
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At Reno Pride Save the date
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Erika Kirk's signature looks so fucking bad lol. Looks like the cyber truck logo. Completely illegible. It doesn't even say her name. It's literally just scribbles
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I've never seen this happen before. Since the implementation of Google's click stealing AI its never returned an error for me
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I will never understand what's going on with Dude Wipes Their branding is "YOU AREN'T SOME KIND OF SISSY HOMO. YOU'RE A MAN THAT NEEDS TO WIPE THE SHIT OFF HIS ASSHOLE!!!! PROTECT YOUR FRAGILE IMAGE OF MASCULINITY!!! Anyways do you want your butthole to taste like mint or pumpkin spice? :)"
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am the Original Drumwalker
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I found a cool toy organ at the thrift store today. It works too! Big fan of this stuff
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My boyfriend's back
12 foot home Depot skeleton
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
New necromancy pranks just dropped! The hedgehog is pretty vile. Great work guys
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
SPEAK YOUR WILL INTO THE UNIVERSE AND SHE WILL DELIVER
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
RESULTS ARE IN I ranked #3188 out of 10,000 submissions! I'm pretty happy with that!
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Finally, a Tumblr ad for something I need!
Tumblr ad promoting refrigerated shipping containers
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hell yeah x2
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This loser is so desperate. Why does he even bother putting his name on shit it's like a horrible mark of death
A display at Lowes for "Mr Beast Labs builder kits" it's completely full, not a single one sold
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They kiss!
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Nearly crashed my truck to get this picture. What the hell is this doing here, in rural Nevada
A roadside billboard with the text:
Seize the awkward . org
Embrace the uncomfortable talk with your friends
It's totally worth it. 

However for some reason it's accompanied by a picture of Tifa and Yufie from FF7 Remake
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
hell yeah
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Pumpkin spice flavored asshole wipes
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
after seeing this on steam nextfest, I think its time steam goes back to the Greenlight system
AI generated image of a boss smiling used as the background for the steam game "BOSSLIFE OFFICE MANAGER"
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
they got throuple costumes at the walmart now
A s'mores costume where one person is the chocolate, one person is the marshmallow and one person is the graham cracker
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
why does this guy look like a corpse
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
this is a Nazi symbol right? Seeing a lot of people these days with this shit on their shirt and tattood on their arm Safe to assume that any Nordic stuff is just all nazi stuff now
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Its great that youtube doesn't show you search results that you look for anymore, and instead injects things like "previously watched" and "explore more" because otherwise how else would i see this while looking up godot tutorials?! thanks youtube :)
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
werewolf cum Reese's are back, baby
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
they are adding a punkrock goat to Deadlock and they have a lock on a chain around their neck, indicating that they are in a BDSM relationship
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Hey ya hey ya, my boyfriend's back
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Lmao look how absolutely disgusting the front panel of this cybertruck is . These things are always filthy. Genius gambit mr musk
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
New actually scary necromancy prank just dropped (goose)
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Lmao are you fucking kidding me
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Saw this one in real life and took the wrong exit to get a picture
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
saw an AI generated bear daddy on a poster in a neighborhood park. love our stupid world
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I'm learning about wiring
From a book about wiring. Shows A picture of a hand pushing a potato into a broken lightbulb. Text reads: "Changing a lightbulb is no joking matter if the glass has broken. Make sure the power is off. Rather than handling it with fingers, gently push a raw potato onto the shards and twist"
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
lmao someone drew the spooky black ghost from Omori on the wall of this breakfast restaurant
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
lmao Facebook marketplace rocks
Facebook marketplace listing for a fire pit that looks like the killdozer for 1400 dollars
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
step one: be yourself :)
book titled "how to attract birds"
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BassToad @basstoad.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Poison Dollar update: coin machines and slot machines reject it
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